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Cool Novice 
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Breathing From the Back -From [email protected] One day I was doing my clean and presses exercise and something happened that shocked even me. That morning I had my usual three egg cheese omelette and my 4 glass protein shake. That day my stomach couldn't take it. So when I was lifting the bar during the clean and press with alot of weight, I pushed so hard that I farted. It was a big loud machine gun too! I kept doing my reps and sets so no one would notice it was me. And they didn't.  Thank God. Ball Slicer -From Raymond Maida One day I was working out in my basement with just boxers like always and was doing some preacher curls and as I was doing them, my preacher curl was moving cause it wasn't tight so I just kept going and as I was on my last rep it moved back and sliced one of my balls OUCH!!! Tough Guy, Eh? -From KriminalThug Me and my friends Brian and Jon were just starting to lift. We were in Brian's basement messing around and listening to loud music. Jon however thinking he was a tuff guy tried to bench his own weight when we had only been lifting for a week. He put 165 on the bar and attempted to bench it. Me and Brian weren't paying any attention to Jon, cause the music was so loud and we were dancing around. We turned around a min later and Jon had his feet straight in the air with the bar stuck on his chest screaming for help. We laughed at him first, but we did get the bar off him before he killed himself. Funny Moments - Leg Press -From John Vance I was at the gym one day and it was kind of slow, not a lot of people working out. So I pretty much noticed everyone coming in and out. Well, in walks this huge guy. I mean this guy is big, so obviously I notice. In-between sets I occasionaly would peak over at him just to see what he was lifting. He was on the leg press machine with about 9-10 plates on each side, lots of weight! So, he finishes up his set and begins taking the plates off. What do you know, he tries taking all the plates off of one side. At about the 3rd to the last plate, the entire leg press machine flips over, and the 9 plates that were on the other side are now rolling around on the ground every which way! Lets just say, lucky it was a slow day at the gym! Clean Welcome -From Mr. Big Show Well, I'm in the weightlifting team in my school, so once during our work outs, the core lifts were CLEAN/JERK, BENCH, BOX SQUAT, so one of my coleagues was trying to go heavy in the clean/jerk, so as he was about to jerk, well let's just say the weights gained on him I guess the weights jerked him off his feet. He literally dropped back, well fell back with his butt hitting the platform real hard and he couldn't hold the weights, but luckily the spotters came quick and got the weight off for him. Let's just say his ass broke his fall. Our coach got him up and told him, "welcome to the club kid". Balls-e Move -From [email protected] I was with my friend Greg, who is about 6'4, 295 lbs fat kid. He is what some people would call a slob. He used to have the name stinky in the gym, because his body odor seemed to stick to every machine. But on this momentous day, he earned a new name. We were doing squats, only about 225, but slow and smooth. He had on a pair of bore shorts, which he never wears underwear with. He was on his 10th deep squat, when his pants split at the seams. It wasn't a loud tear so he had no idea. He had his head up, for good form sake, and had no idea that one of his hairy testicles fell out the bottom. I saw it but just walked to the water fountain in embarrassment. Then, 2 hooters girls that worked out there saw his manhood, and began laughing. This broke his concentration, and he opened his eyes to see the hole in his pants. From that day forth, he was known as stinky nutts. Too Heavy -By Gloria Bleauskas One day my partner and i were at the gym and a co-worker of ours was there. It was his first day and he had no clue what he was doing. We tried to help him but it wasn't getting through to his head. My partner and I were doing sets of two armed cable curls and this new kid tried to use the weight we were. He leaned his back into it and suddenly spun around in a circle. Don't ask me how. People in the gym were chuckling and we were too embarassed to be near him. We now lift on opposite sides of the gym. Gravity Wins -By [email protected] One day me and my friend Chris were getting ready to lift weights in my basement ("The Gym"). My friend was just beginning to weight lift and he thought he could bench press 150lbs. with no problem. He actually did bench press the 150lbs. but he was so happy that he had done it, he didn't get the bar on the right side of the rack. After that he thought he could lift the right side back up and lift the left side back up off the bar and keep his balance. Too bad he got the left side of the bar off the rack before he could get the right side back up. After he did this the whole bar and weights fell off to the right side and the weights on the left side slammed right into his nose. He broke his nose. After it happened, his nose was so numb he snapped it back into place because it was smashed over to the right side about an inch. After that he has never not had a spotter with him. Armpit Snowballs -By [email protected] I was lifting dumbbells on a bench when a beautiful blonde walked by. I wanted to "break the ice" so I asked her for a spot. She offered by spotting me as I did my shoulders by lifting the dumbbells over my head. As I was watching in the mirror, my deodorant was in large white clumps under my armpitts and was easily noticeable. Squat Plop -By Jim My spotter told me he couldn't make it, so I decided not to go to the gym. Well, he did show up. And I guess he decided to do some lifting without me. I came back the next day and I asked what was so funny, they told me that my spotter had an accident. He was doing squats when it was so quiet in the gym you can hear a pin drop on the ground. Well, let's just say everyone heard him "cutting the cheese". Now everyone asks him if they need gas masks when he comes in to work out. Pull Up, Fall Down -By Joe Russo I was doing pullups with my friend Mick. We were using a bar that hooked onto the top bars of a power cage. Mick was doing his reps while I spotted him. He pushed off my hands a little too hard on his last rep and shot himself up with so much momentum that the bar came off the power rack. As he started to fall, he slammed the bar right into his forehead and crashed on the floor in front of me! He didn't get hurt, but he was the center of attention. Everybody's Nightmare -By [email protected] I was in the gym one day and there was a tall lanky kid trying to max out on the bench. He had 245 pounds on the bar and he had his buddy spot him. For a moment, he looked as though he'd get the lift, but his right arm began to lag behind. Before his spotter knew what happened, the weight on the right side had fallen off and the weight on the left was soon two follow with an equally loud crash. Everyone in the gym looked at him and he just remained seated on the bench for about 2 minutes with his head in his hands. Luckily, he didn't hurt himself. Tricep Pants Pulldown -By Anonymous One day, when I was in the Gym, I was doing a set of tricep pushdown on a Universal machine. I notice the pin was starting to fall out a little so I moved in close to fix it, but not noticing that the pushdown bar was not properly secured, the weight stack fell down, the pin jst happened to get a good hold on my pants, and down they went, underwear and everything. It wouldn't have been so bad but the gym was full of women! Beauty and the Beast -By MAX CHANIEWSKI When I started lifting weights, I was curling about 25-30 pounds. And one day I was finishing my last set, when this "beast" walks into the weight room. He started to look around for some dumbells. Being a nice guy, but not observant, I offered him my 30's. His arms were huge! He said to me, "What am I going to do with those?" Looks like I'm the dumbell here; He was looking for 60's. I felt really small at that point. Feeling Shorted -By Ivan Rubinstein A friend of mine was warming up on an exercise bike, and was showing some fancy jump-off dismount. However, it all went wrong, and he got his jocks stuck on the seat and his foot in the chain, and fell over, with his shorts around his knees and the exercise bike on on him. Big By What Standards? -By [email protected] One night I was building my arms,I felt so pumped I started to pose in front of the mirror,when all of a sudden this woman came up behind me,posed and she had arms bigger than mine.I've decided not to pose till I'm much BIGGER. Leg Press Pressure -By [email protected] I was going for a new record on the leg press machine partly because of the attractive blonde who was working out at my gym for the first time. I was hoping she was watching when I pushed as hard as I could to get that last rep. All of sudden I let out the world's loudest fart because of pushing so hard. Let's just say that she definetly noticed me that day. Shower Slip Up -By Anonymous After a tough workout I went into the shower to clean up. On my way in, I forgot about the small step and tripped over it and ran right into another naked guy showering and knocked him over. They always watch out for me now. Bend Over Rover -By [email protected] Results in the gym were pretty good so my legs were growing pretty fast. I hadn't had enough time to buy new pants lately so I was forced to wear pants that were too tight. One day when I was walking home down a busy street my keys fell on the ground so I bent over to pick them up. As you can guess, my pants split right down the middle in front of everybody. I had to walk another mile to my house holding my butt together. Bench Bummer -By [email protected] My partner was missing one day when I decided to use some heavy weights for bench pressing. I thought I could do one more rep but was stuck at the bottom. I sat there for two minutes before somebody noticed me. They always ask if I need a spot before I bench now.     | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
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When I weighed 120 I tried to leg press the whole stack on the universal machine. At the end of the rep I lifted my but to get more leverage, ended up slipping over the low seat back and was catupulted quite a distance backwards through the air. It took a good 20 minuits before anyone could do a set without breaking into laughter. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
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I remember a few months ago this guy was walking on the treadmill and talking on his cell phone real loud like people would be impressed. Well he tripped up and fell down. The conveyer belt on the treadmill shot him backward a good 6 feet. He looked ridiculous. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
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Oh man! I am just picturing that in my mind right now!!! Ouch!!!! ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 512 |
quote: Fuck, I cant stop laughing!!! Thats the funniest thing I ever heard. Once time I was on the leg curl machine.(ass up in the air) A chick was on the other side on the leg extention.(her face, not even 2' from my ass) I ripped a pretty loud one in the middle of my set. Thank god she wasn't hot. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
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LoL it seems liek every bro in here, farts when they push to hard. lol i say from now on the next time u fart, u be proud of it. U look the people in the eyes and fart again. fart with some dignity guys. lol no more shame for us guys who push really hard and ate to many beans before hitting the gym. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 346 |
i haven't seen this happening, but many guys told me this is true! a guy was doing bench press, heavy set and stuff. well, the spotter was a humorous fella, also a good friend of his, and pulled down his own pants and sat his bare ass on his face. yes, in the middle of his set yuck! ------------------ |
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posted January 01, 2001 04:52 PM
