You're carb depleting and your coworker leaves a pound of baklava on your desk

[supersizeme]

WHAT DO YOU DO?

I'm about to push aside one of the ceiling tiles and stick it up there followed by performing left and right leg amputation day surgery on myself. I'm so light-headed that I just saw a piece of baklava step out onto my desk and moon me.

 

[john937]

Take it to the employee snack area, carved up, with a sign:
"ENJOY - courtesy of <co-workers name>"

 

[Y_lifter]

Kill Yourself

I would

 

[MrMuscle]

buy a boks of donuts, jerk off all over them, and give them to your coworkers.

 

[Y_lifter]

Brush your teeth.
Seriously

 

[supersizeme]

buy a boks of donuts, jerk off all over them, and give them to your coworkers.

This doesn't get rid of the mooning baklavas on my desk.

One just stepped out onto my desk, told three yo momma jokes and then spit in my general direction.

 

[jackangel]

eat it
you're going to be fat for the rest of your life anyway

 

[MrMuscle]

is this it? doesnt look to tempting to me

 

[supersizeme]

yeah that's it....it doesn't look like anything special but it sure tastes good

three pieces of baklava just stepped out onto my desk and gang-raped my cell phone while making my car keys watch

 

[Zebo]

LMAO..........