fogg88 said:They all smoke like chimneys too... at least at my school.
You know I really take offence to that. I'm an RN and I worked my ass off to get through school. You don't know what you are talking about. As in every profession there are losers. But nurses as a whole are good professional people.jerkbox said:a nurse is basically one step above a barmaid or stewardess
Scarlett33 said:You know I really take offence to that. I'm an RN and I worked my ass off to get through school. You don't know what you are talking about. As in every profession there are losers. But nurses as a whole are good professional people.
well you haven't met me or my best friend who is also a nurse. BTW we are both married to nice looking dr.s and if you are even decent looking and a dr. you don't marry "fugly" women.DcupSheepNipples said:As of yet I have not met a Nurse that looks like a Porno Nurse! It's a pretty fugly occupation!
jerkbox said:a nurse is basically one step above a barmaid or stewardess
Yes I would like to know what he does for a living too.MattTheSkywalker said:
you're a dumb fuck.
It requires a 4 year degree invery science oriented fields as well as intensive clinicals.
I can only imagine what you do for a living. Tell us. I need a laugh. I'm not even a nurse. I just want to laugh at you. So tell us.
BTW, average doctor's salary only $150K and falling. Nursing is catching up and filling the gaps in most hospitals.
Scarlett33 said:Yes I would like to know what he does for a living too.
About drs salaries, even the family practice guys here make way over 150k they make more like 300k and specialist even more. My husband does very well otherwise I would never be willing to live where we do. Thats the trade off.![]()
Whatever, I'm not trying to start any thing with you. My brother owns a practice consultant business so I'm very aware of what the docs make in my area and I certainly know what my husband makes, but then he is a specialist.MattTheSkywalker said:
Hence "average". Specialists bring it up, pediatricians bring it down. Duh?
Your numebrs are crazy. Family practice guys on Long Island rarely make $300K and it is one of the richest areas inthe country.
I am invovled in a medical publishing business... I publish one of the best known pharmaceutical journals. I love doctors...they'll do/write/say whatever we tell them. They always have their hands out....
Scarlett33 said:Whatever, I'm not trying to start any thing with you. My brother owns a practice consultant business so I'm very aware of what the docs make in my area and I certainly know what my husband makes, but then he is a specialist.
MattTheSkywalker said:
you're a dumb fuck.
It requires a 4 year degree invery science oriented fields as well as intensive clinicals.
I can only imagine what you do for a living. Tell us. I need a laugh. I'm not even a nurse. I just want to laugh at you. So tell us.
BTW, average doctor's salary only $150K and falling. Nursing is catching up and filling the gaps in most hospitals.
jerkbox said:
dickface,
somehow I doubt that every type of nurse needs 4 yr degree...based on some of the trailor trash i've met who are nurses.....anyway,
i'm a art director/interactive designer/developer/usability specialist/information architect/blah blah blah...right now I work for a software company....laugh away
anabolicmd said:
Im not trying to start anything with you Matt, just reminding you that you are talking out of your ass again. Most Rns do not have 4 year degrees or more, ones that do arent typical as you said.
MattTheSkywalker said:
ignorance is bliss. You can work with an associate's but typically RNs are 4 year degrees or more. Certain specialties require master's or more.
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MattTheSkywalker said:
Confusing them with LPN's maybe?
Scarlett33 said:well you haven't met me or my best friend who is also a nurse. BTW we are both married to nice looking dr.s and if you are even decent looking and a dr. you don't marry "fugly" women.
Scarlett33 said:And bite me, do you ever have any thing positive to say about anyone, aside from maybe your daughter?
biteme said:One word--------- Fat. Just like the general public. Ignorant about health issues as well. Especially nutrition.
Scarlett33 said:You know I really take offence to that. I'm an RN and I worked my ass off to get through school. You don't know what you are talking about. As in every profession there are losers. But nurses as a whole are good professional people.
MattTheSkywalker said:
Hence "average". Specialists bring it up, pediatricians bring it down. Duh?
Your numebrs are crazy. Family practice guys on Long Island rarely make $300K and it is one of the richest areas inthe country.
I am invovled in a medical publishing business... I publish one of the best known pharmaceutical journals. I love doctors...they'll do/write/say whatever we tell them. They always have their hands out....
Taps said:I had coffee with a nurse this morning. She was cute.
However, i will say that all the other ones I've met were fat and ugly.
I do some financial stuff for a lot of medical people...nurses make a ton of money. Not quite as much as pharmasists starting out, but damn close. 50-60K right out of school isn't bad.
Scarlett33 said:well then I guess we can now conclude that ALL nurses are fat and ugly with the exception of the one you had coffee with, but they have lots of money. Glad this is now settled.
This is the last time I'm responding to this ignorant ass thread.
juicedmullet said:
just because im going ot be a doctor i will automatically have ripped abs and well defined very broad shoulders. dang nurses.
biteme said:
Yeah, I know, I'm turning the tables on the women. Being one of the only desirable males in the class, they want to get down my pants, but I'm not going to let them. THis is fun. I think I'll marry a female Dr. with lots of money. The things these women tell me, they are so much like men, they just hide it.. One today, told me how hard it is to be monogamous.
nordstrom said:
dick. none of the women are throwing themselves at me in school. damn my chubby introverted ass. My partner is a MILF though.
i'd say about 60% of the women re obese in the nursing classes at my school. there are about 16 in my class and at least 5 are really fat and about 11 are fat. what the fuck about nursing attracts big people? fat women & muscular men populate the field. why i ask.
biteme said:
There's about 5 guys in my class and 25 women. Most of the women are fat. I don't know why, I think they just mirror the average population. At least 1 guy is gay and I suspect that 2 others might be. I bet the women would throw themselves at you if you knew how to play them. I think it's just an instinct with me, I do let them know that I'm interested in them. I make it a point to talk to all of them when I get a chance. Even the fat ones, I may have no romantic interest in them but I still show interest in them as fellow classmates.
all i do is bitch about it too, i do nothing to improve the situation.nordstrom said:
theres 30 women & 2 men in mine, seperated into 2 seperate classes.
you should know i have no active pimp skills. no interpersonal sexual skills.all i do is bitch about it too, i do nothing to improve the situation.
biteme said:
Do you have social anxiety? If so, Klonopin is an excellent drug for that and may bring you out of your shell. Very addictive though. Makes life better, so I don't give a shit.
nordstrom said:
you're going to be a doctor? what field.
Ok Raina, Nessa I said I would not post on this thread again, but I need to apologize to you guys. Some of the best, good hearted nurses I have ever worked with were Assoc. degree. I meant no disrespect at all. I know LPNs more knowledable than drs. as well. This whole thread pissed me off. THose guys saying all nurses were fat white trash slobs. Most of the ones I know are none of those things. I'm sorry if I stepped on any toes. No disrespect intended at allRaina said:I'm in full time nursing school right now. I'm not keen on everyone's generalizations either.
Nessa Bug said:No problem Scarlett! I know there is a tendency to look at an associate's degree as taking the "easy" way out, but that's not always the case. I am enrolled in a four year program so you certainly didn't hurt my feelings. I'm just proud of my mom!
juicedmullet said:
my aspirations do lie in medicine.
right now i work in sleep medicine as a psg tech.
i would like to come back to my small redneck town in southwest missouri (branson) and work in the more rural parts of the county.
i have a little under 8 months til the MCAT..... 15 months or so to graduate with a bio degree, chem minor and nutrition minor.
nordstrom said:
interesting. would you be going into General Practice then?
if i was a doctor and had all the doors open to me i'd rather study either sleep or intellect.
Raina said:I think that there are unattractive overweight smokers in every career path-- that's just part of our society. If most of our population is ignorant about diet/training and is overweight, then of course there are many nurses who would fit into that category. There are a lot of homely ignorant accountants too.
catharsis said:\The consensus however, was that the people in that ASN program looked at it as their "last chance" and made the absolute most out of it. .
Y_Lifter said:I love hot nurses wearing those V neck Scrubs..
Especially when they lean over the bed to check you over..
I think many of you don't have a clue as to the amount of medical and technical skills nurses must have today.
It's no longer just taking vitals, changing sheets and bedpans.
They are required to know and do things today that only Dr. did in the past..
nordstrom said:
true. this applies to me too. and maybe biteme though he is studying for an LPN.
biteme said:
Yeah, I couldn't stay out of work full time for the 2 years it would take to get the R.N. I plan to get the LVN, work on the weekends and get the higher pay and then bridge into a BSN. You're automatically accepted into the BSN program after you complete the LVN unless your grades are very low.
nordstrom said:
thats good. the BSN is probably the best route too. i dont know if its the same in texas but here in indiana everyone ive talked to seems to agree that the ASN is much harder than the BSN. Youre smart and if you want to go into anaestheology school someday that BSN GPA will help you out.
Is the LVN/LPN a 6 month program in texas? its 12 months here.
also working nights pays better too. Plus nights are slower. So nights & weekends will give you better pay.
juicedmullet said:
there's a program here in arkansas through baptist medical and UAMS where you go through and get a 2 year RN and then if accepted through uams in a year or so or maybe a little less you can get a BSN.
nordstrom said:
here in indiana you can transfer an ASN to a BSN in 18 months. However, if i ever got a BSN it would solely be to get into grad school and since a BSN is only 36 months total i guess i'd rather do that, start from scratch on a BSN since the pre-reqs are the same and my GPA would go up.
Raina said:I think that careers in health care are great job stability. The baby boom generation will get sick and die in my lifetime.....working in the health field will pretty much gaurantee that I can always find a job. My hope also that once I'm an RN I can work less normal 9-5 hours. I'd rather work 2-3 really long days at night. My main plan is to get this degree, finish up the last year of my other 2 BAs, and then keep going to school after that learning more about whatever catches my fancy.
Raina said:I think that careers in health care are great job stability. The baby boom generation will get sick and die in my lifetime.....working in the health field will pretty much gaurantee that I can always find a job. My hope also that once I'm an RN I can work less normal 9-5 hours. I'd rather work 2-3 really long days at night. My main plan is to get this degree, finish up the last year of my other 2 BAs, and then keep going to school after that learning more about whatever catches my fancy.
juicedmullet said:
with physicians becoming more and more of a "yes" man due to HMO's and insurance costs, i forsee RNs (especially BSN candidates) to become more and more an intrical part of our healthcare system. Although, when the ANA gets APN's the right to prescribe scheduled drugs in all states without answering to a physician; the apocalypse will come and so we wont have to worry aobut that hopefully.
MattTheSkywalker said:
It's a stretch to call docs "yes men", although no doubt, they are owned by HMO's and insurance companies. I think "insurance whores" is better than "yes men".
I do some work in pharma marketing and publish a well-known pharma journal. (over 1M copies a year) We hire a lot of doctors to write for us, and these guys love getting outside the clinical side for a while.
The drugs they prescribe, indeed the conditions they diagnose, are often at the hands of pharma companies. Pharma companies buy drug rating companies. HMOs use the lists from the rating companies to make sure their docs prescribe enough.
If the docs don't, the docs are out of the HMO group and out of work usually. Hence "insurance whores"; docs have to do what the HMO tells them to do, and the HMO does what the pharma company tells them. Pharma companies are stuck with insurers (and the government through Medicare) - so there's the sell-out right there. Docs need to diagnose what they are told - accurate or no - and prescribe what they are told.
The highest paid docs are plastic surgeons, by a mile. And they do elective operations - no insurance. Coincidence? I think not. As health care gets more expensive, HMOs will force doctors' salaries down. It's simple market economics...people love to disagree but the statsitics are plain as day on this.
If I were in medicine I'd be a nurse isntead of a doctor in a second. It's a cool career, and your nobody's bitch.
juicedmullet said:
i hear that, my favorite example is the over prescription of viagra for the first 9 months that it was out until it was linked to that heart problem.
maybe we can hurry up and subsidize health care.
the thing im really scared of is giving advanced practice nurses more power than they have. thats crap, less malpractice insurance, less overall training and nearly the same rights in many respects as physicians.
MattTheSkywalker said:
If we subsidize health care, there will be a quick spie in doctors' salaries, and once taxpayers realize the costs, thy will go crazy. Docs' salaries will plumet.
Nurses will rise until they get closer to docs, and then they will all fall. Translation: fewer docs. less qualified nurses. That's bad.
The situation with advanced practice nurses is economics. It's cheaper.
juicedmullet said:
i understand the situation with apn's and it really sux, that could be a big nail in the coffin for physicians. i just meant subsidize health care to control costs , not for physicians sake
MattTheSkywalker said:
If you want to control costs, step 1 is GET THE GOVERNMENT AWAY FROM IT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
Docs should have high salaries. It's their reward for missing the first 30 years of life. And we want smart people in that line of work.
What do you do? Shine shoes?jerkbox said:a nurse is basically one step above a barmaid or stewardess
juicedmullet said:
come on now matt, what do you think of canada?
Bullit said:I only have one question:
Will nurses of the future wear silver suits and carry lazers, or not?
MattTheSkywalker said:
If you want to control costs, step 1 is GET THE GOVERNMENT AWAY FROM IT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
Docs should have high salaries. It's their reward for missing the first 30 years of life. And we want smart people in that line of work.
MattTheSkywalker said:
Cheaper drugs means less quality and less attentionfrom pharma R&D.
But I love the country.
nordstrom said:
i'm pretty sure they get the same drugs we do. Their government is just able to negotiate a lower price. Not only that but pharma companies only spend about 13% of their budgets on R&D, they make a 22% profit margin too. Most other companies make 3% profits.
And alot of the new drugs are just newer drugs for illnesses that already have a class of drugs for them. they are offering new drugs that do what pre-existing drugs already do for 5x the price. Thats not to say there are not improvements but a reasonable amount of the time there are already a large group of drugs for the condition the new drug was invented for.
biteme said:
Probably. New diseases will arise that will require decontamination suits.
nordstrom said:
im pretty sure i read somewhere that 50% of medical diagnosis's are incorrect. I just read in a pharmaceutical textbook that doctor mistakes with drugs kill over 106,000 people a year.
Not only that, but there are alot of medical professionals who can do the work of a doctor for a lesser charge.
Physicians assistants can perform minor surgeries right now. and i think they are gaining more responsibility. Nursing managers/practitioners are gaining authority too.
A nurse anesthesiologist makes 1/2 what an MD anesthesiologist makes but 1/2 the hospitals in america have a nurse anesthesiologist as their sole anesthesiology practitioner. Its an example of a doctor being replaced by another medical professional who can do the same job for less money. an MD anesthesiologist makes $243,530 in Indianapolis and a nurse anesthesiologist makes 106,564.
Physicians assistants and nurses with grad degrees will take on more responsibility because they can perform more or less the same function for 1/2-1/3 the cost.
And the US has the highest % of GDP spent on healthcare of any developed nation. so i dont think that gov. intervention is automatically a bad thing in regards to cutting cost.
biteme said:
Yes. Once a company's patent for a drug expires and they have to compete with generic brands, they will make a new drug that often essentially does the same thing but for a much higher price. I assume they have a contract or something with certain doctors to prescribe the new drug. They're greedy bastards. They recoup all the money they did on research by having a patent on the drug for 10 years. This is the assumption that I have and I believe it's correct.
nordstrom said:
im pretty sure i read somewhere that 50% of medical diagnosis's are incorrect. I just read in a pharmaceutical textbook that doctor mistakes with drugs kill over 106,000 people a year.
Not only that, but there are alot of medical professionals who can do the work of a doctor for a lesser charge.
Physicians assistants can perform minor surgeries right now. and i think they are gaining more responsibility. Nursing managers/practitioners are gaining authority too.
A nurse anesthesiologist makes 1/2 what an MD anesthesiologist makes but 1/2 the hospitals in america have a nurse anesthesiologist as their sole anesthesiology practitioner. Its an example of a doctor being replaced by another medical professional who can do the same job for less money. an MD anesthesiologist makes $243,530 in Indianapolis and a nurse anesthesiologist makes 106,564.
Physicians assistants and nurses with grad degrees will take on more responsibility because they can perform more or less the same function for 1/2-1/3 the cost.
And the US has the highest % of GDP spent on healthcare of any developed nation. so i dont think that gov. intervention is automatically a bad thing in regards to cutting cost.
MattTheSkywalker said:
health care up there is worse than ours. long waits for procedures you canhave here right away.
Cheaper drugs means less quality and less attentionfrom pharma R&D.
But I love the country.
juicedmullet said:
so youre going to suck the health care industry into more of a black hole of competition for cheap labor. MD's pay their dues. nurses dont to the same degree.
nordstrom said:
i'm pretty sure they get the same drugs we do. Their government is just able to negotiate a lower price. Not only that but pharma companies only spend about 13% of their budgets on R&D, they make a 22% profit margin too. Most other companies make 3% profits.
And alot of the new drugs are just newer drugs for illnesses that already have a class of drugs for them. they are offering new drugs that do what pre-existing drugs already do for 5x the price. Thats not to say there are not improvements but a reasonable amount of the time there are already a large group of drugs for the condition the new drug was invented for.
Socialzied health care works for many basic conditions, but no one dies from a broken leg. Advanced treatments are where these countries really suck; transplants etc.
JavaGuru said:
An interesting study conducted a few years back compared Canadian treatment for cardiac patients(diet, exercise, drugs) to the American system which adds expensive surgery to the above mixture and found no difference in survival rates. I guess that I'm just pissed off my health care costs are influenced by all the fat ass grease disposals I see every day.
nordstrom said:
no nurses don't pay the dues that doctors do. however a BSN with a 2 year grad degree deserves some credit, even if its not the credit an MD deserves.
The reality is in the US we spend 15% of GDP on healthcare and healthcare costs are increasing at about 2-6x the rate of inflation. Plus medicaid/medicare spend about 45% of all healthcare dollars in the US. cutting corners will become more & more necessary and the mentality that a 300k doctor is a god and a 60k physicians assistant or nurse practitioner is incompetent is a myth. I went to the local health clinic to get some vaccinations a month ago. they had no MD on staff, jsut some RNs, LPNs and a nurse practitioner. The cost of the vaccines was 1/3 what it would've cost if i'd gone to an MD to have them done. things like that will probably become more common.
juicedmullet said:
my entire existence hinges on two things
my squat max
and my mcat score
not necessarily in that order either.
juicedmullet said:
what really stinks is that now every chem class that i take is the kind of class where a 56 is an A, so im going to be pulling my teeth out about my gpa for a year and a half while i get biochem I, II and quant out of the way, and maybe an independent study over the pharmacokinetetics of several common drugs for elective credit. (my biochem teacher is very interested in that stuff)
nordstrom said:
a 10% was passing in my brothers organic chem class last year.
Lord_Suston said:
I hope you are joking, Most Rn's I work with had a Bachelors about 70%, and the others Associate degress. But the trend is changing due to the average age of a nurse is in their 40-50's. I will give some credit for the knowledge they have but ultimately they have not been trained to diagnose and administer drugs. Saying they should because of experience is very risky because of the lack of experience with drug interactions. I have worked with nurses right out of school and they need to train for at least six months untill they get the swing of things; from medications, critical care situation, paperwork ect... That time is just to get accustomed to nursing, yet many say let them prescribe. That is why there are NP's they need a masters and have a year in critical care and take pharacology classes.
LPN's get very little respect due to fact they go to school for 14 months or so and can't even give IV meds, they are a real burden for other RN's
Most RN's in my former hospital were just lazy, they were there for 20 years or so adn thought they had tenure. So they would sit around and complain all day while the aids did the grunt work and the docs re-checked their work to make sure no one keeled over from some missed labs the nurse forgot to get.
Mis-diagnosis- most are due to the huge amount of doctors we import from other nations each year, The command of english is always in question and have been shown to one of the major causes of mis-diagnosis.
Mullet; I wish my professor were that leanient, no curve ever, out of a class of 128 in biochem 1 only 62 passed, roughly 45 got d's and only 3 got a's. I was lucky enough to get out of their alive
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