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>Name that Penis
> > > >>This guy walks into a bar and two steps in
> > > >>he realized it's a gay bar but
> > > >>decides, what the heck, I really want a drink.
> > > >>The gay bartender approaches and says to
> > > >>the customer, "What's the name of your penis?"
> > > >>The customer says, "Look, I'm not into any
> > > >>of that. All I want is a drink".
> > > >>The gay bartender says, "I'm sorry but I
> > > >>can't serve you until you tell me the name of
> > your penis.
> > > >>Mine, for instance, is called Nike, for the
> > slogan 'Just Do It.'
> > > >>That guy down at the end of the bar calls
> > > >>his Snickers, because 'It really satisfies'
> > > >>The customer looks dumbfounded so the
> > > >>bartender tells him he will give him
> > > >>a second to think it over. So the customer
> > > >>turns to the man sitting to his left,
> > > >>who is sipping on a beer, and asks,
> > > >>"Hey, bud, what's the name of your penis?"
> > > >>The man to the left, with a smile, looks back
> > AND says, "TIMEX". The thirsty customer asks, "Why
> > Timex?" The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a
> > lickin' and keeps on tickin!"
> > > >>A little shaken, the customer turns to the fella
> > on his right sipping on a fruity margarita. "So, what do you call your penis?" The man to his right turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because quality is Job #1". Then adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"
> > > >>Even more shaken, the customer has to think!
> > > >>for a moment before he comes up with a name for his penis. He turns to the bartender and exclaims,
> > > >>"The name of my penis is Secret. Now give me my beer." The bartender begins to pour the customer a
> > beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why Secret?"
> > > >>The customer says, "Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman!"
> > > >>This guy walks into a bar and two steps in
> > > >>he realized it's a gay bar but
> > > >>decides, what the heck, I really want a drink.
> > > >>The gay bartender approaches and says to
> > > >>the customer, "What's the name of your penis?"
> > > >>The customer says, "Look, I'm not into any
> > > >>of that. All I want is a drink".
> > > >>The gay bartender says, "I'm sorry but I
> > > >>can't serve you until you tell me the name of
> > your penis.
> > > >>Mine, for instance, is called Nike, for the
> > slogan 'Just Do It.'
> > > >>That guy down at the end of the bar calls
> > > >>his Snickers, because 'It really satisfies'
> > > >>The customer looks dumbfounded so the
> > > >>bartender tells him he will give him
> > > >>a second to think it over. So the customer
> > > >>turns to the man sitting to his left,
> > > >>who is sipping on a beer, and asks,
> > > >>"Hey, bud, what's the name of your penis?"
> > > >>The man to the left, with a smile, looks back
> > AND says, "TIMEX". The thirsty customer asks, "Why
> > Timex?" The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a
> > lickin' and keeps on tickin!"
> > > >>A little shaken, the customer turns to the fella
> > on his right sipping on a fruity margarita. "So, what do you call your penis?" The man to his right turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because quality is Job #1". Then adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"
> > > >>Even more shaken, the customer has to think!
> > > >>for a moment before he comes up with a name for his penis. He turns to the bartender and exclaims,
> > > >>"The name of my penis is Secret. Now give me my beer." The bartender begins to pour the customer a
> > beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why Secret?"
> > > >>The customer says, "Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman!"
