You knew it was coming: Tiger Woods jokes

[canadianhitman]

These are the first of many no doubt, sure to be arriving in your email in the days to come:


It was just reported that Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife...to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger!


Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly… but put me down for a 5."


Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one.


What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards……...


What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.


Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree; he couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

 

[nimbus]

LMAO @ drive a ball 400 yards!!!

 

[b0und]

And that was in the Sydney Morning Herald.
















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[jnevin]

http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/2200/csiwoods6736852.jpg

 

[ortiz34]

lol

 

[BBR100]

good ones no matter where they came from

 

[ponyfitness]

Heard a good one this morning:

What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three ho's.

 

[binö]

lol

 

[ricco561]

These are the first of many no doubt, sure to be arriving in your email in the days to come:


It was just reported that Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife...to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger!


Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly… but put me down for a 5."


Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one.


What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards……...


What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.


Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree; he couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

Newest ad:
Tiger prefers Nike clubs but his wife uses a rescue iron.

 

[BNG]

It's been brought up that Tiger has had trouble choosing what to hit....... not Elin she goes straight for the nine Iron.