Yep, it's back to the school gym...

[Silent Method]

Well, I'm back at school. Had my first workout back in the 'ol gym earlier today.

Five minutes into my workout, the whole gym was filled with the gutteral cries of Twiggy, the 6 foot 4, 160 pound, wife beater wearing doofus. Dude was flat benching (sort of) two 70 pound dumbells. He had a buddy help him get the dumbells up, arms extended. Then he proceded to complete about ten 3 inch reps. He'd bend his elbows just enough to say it was bent, and with a roar he'd straighten them back up, struggling the whole while.

Oh how I missed these bafoons.

What have you guys seen so far?

 

[FatChops]

This winter break i gave up on my school GYM. I joined a meathead GYM. but there are "Bafoons" every where don't matter what gym. ha ha.....but do miss seeing the campus ladies lol

 

[Silent Method]

.....but do miss seeing the campus ladies lol

That's the best part here. I looked into other gyms, but the gym at my school, despite the bafoons, is the best gym in town - and it's free!

 

[benchpressr23]

I like those guys. How about the guy who shadow boxes in the mirror in the free weight area. I saw a guy do this yesterday for like 20 minutes straight (all the while making noises with his mouth as he threw each punch). WTF is up with some dudes in the gym.

 

[macDbol]

i wanna lift right now, but monday night during this time my gym is packed with cheese

 

[easy]

I CAN'T go to the gym anymore... I can't concentrate from watching all the idiots and I can't tolerate having to wate for Heavy D to do his 13 sets of 30lbs so I can have the bench. I work out at home now. Save about an hour a day in travel time and don't have to deal with people.

easy

 

[humanoid]

My favorite was last week.......it was Twiggy's younger and smaller brother (5'9" 145). He pranced around the gym gathering plates.....with his 10" arms held well away from his body, as if they were 23". He stacked 18 plates on the leg press, then spent 10 minutes putting on some knee braces. I can only assume the movement he was doing (although there wasn't really any movement) was intended for calves. Each rep came with a deafening shrill scream. It wasn't leg day for me, but I couldn't resist asking if I could work in.......just long enough to do 10 reps of feet to my ass presses

 

[dzuljas]

my school gym is fun, there are tons of pussies in there. Im a freshman and im suprized how small this kids are and their lack of knowledge. I like to attention I get though when im repping out 5 plates in squat or benching 3 plates. It keeps those punk bitches in their place.

 

[MiamiStyle245]

I work out at my university's gym. Bunch of twiggies and pencilnecks.

I worked out at home for a while, but I kind of missed the 5"rom squats that I see out of the corner of my eye while deadlifting. I also missed the cardio bunnies and couldn't really go heavy on certain lifts at home.

Back to the dueschbags letting out grunts while bouncing 145lb of their chest on the bench while being careful not to mess up their backstreet boy haircuts.

 

[Johnny Cut]

hahaha,

seems like a common theme here...

We got a simple rule among all the regulars at my gym at school
...u cant wear a cutoff unless u can bench at least 225 (i know thats what most of us warm up with!), i swear my wrists were bigger then half these kids arms.....

 

[Bobber]

I don't see why yall are bitching, yall have it good. Who gives a fuck if there are skinny fuck nuts doing silly shit, it's not making you look like an idiot or taking anything away from your work outs.

Try having a rec center for 25,000 students with only 2 bench presses and 1 incline two months before spring break. I hate all these seasonal nobodies comming to my gym and taking up space. I might fucking loose it when I get on my anadrol/test/deca/fina cycle here in a few weeks.

 

[XXXGod]

... just got back from the gym a couple of hours ago... my school has the largest student weight room in the entire country, and I couldn't even get a fucking parking spot. If that doesn't piss you off enough you have to walk in to see every little dip shit and fat chick that put on 20lbs over the holidays pretend that they're going to get in shape in a week! Oh well... two weeks from now they'll all be gone again, and it will be back to the regulars... until the week before Spring Break at least! Thanks for the chance to Bitch! I'm glad I'm not the only one that felt that way today! Even my girl was pissed off with all the little shit heads running around!

 

[XXXGod]

...oh I almost forgot... I wish I could send a video tape of these two marines that are always in the gym (yes they are actually there on a regular basis, I'll give them that) that hang from the pull-up bars with thier shirts off and punch each other in the stomach while screaming. I think they're trying to work abs. then they move on to squats (they do the same workout everyday, never isolating a bodypart or taking recovery time); each time they go down they yell "Fuck You" at the bottom of each rep. Pretty entertaining, but these two couldn't get laid in a monkey whorehouse with a bag full of bananas!

Karma to everyone on this board for putting up with dipshits in the gym!

--X

 

[trial0r]

omg dude i think we go to the same school

 

[drug_against_war]

LMAO at this thread...
I like the people who invent their own exercises. It usually seems to be centered around cable machines or dumbells for some reason. I guess I have to give them points for creativity

 

[trial0r]

theres a guy at my gym who grabs some 15's, sits in a chair, lets them hang by his side, then moves them back as far as he can.

from here he lets them swing down and brings them up into a curl, and continues to do this for about 100 reps.

then he jogs home.

 

[mike1107]

hey bros !!! are we training in the same gym ??

 

[bullcocky]

I got a membership at a World's Gym in Florida. It's nothing but yuppies. Practically everybody drives at least a 40K vehicle and think their shit don't stink. It's packed out in the morning and evening, but the chicks are unbelievable

 

[IronKop77]

Tell me abou it, Just today i had to wait half an hr for preacher curl. not to mention that was to work in w some twig. Not only did i have to add my 35 to his 10 and 5 but the fucker never helped add/strip weight. Should've just never stripped mine off so he could go.

 

[bullcocky]

Tell that little fucker that if he wants to work out w/ the big boys,
he need to use proper weight room etiquette

 

[Lift Chief]

I can relate to this thread. I'm constantly amazed at how many really small kids i see doing these made up exercises. The joys of a college gym i suppose.

 

[alien amp pharm]

I can relate to this thread. I'm constantly amazed at how many really small kids i see doing these made up exercises. The joys of a college gym i suppose.

What about the opposite kind of people.......A friend that comes in during holidays and summer works out at my gym. He's got fairly good size, but not very muscular. Anyways, he is wanting to get into shape for Spring Break (one of those who thinks he can change in a month). So he lifts TOO HEAVY for his size and experience plus uses bad form to lift that heavy. Some of us experienced bros tell him he's gonn fu@k himself up doing some of the crap he does. Well just the other day he tore something badly in his right arm and now he can't work out. If only he would've listened to us that have been lifting for years.

 

[SteelWorker]

This dude in my gym, about 40 plus years and a bot belly, comes in every day in a nice suit!...Goes into the locker room and 5 minutes later comes out in, listen to this...A one piece super tight jogging outfit with he's package hanging out like grapes!..Then too make it worse he does front flips from the front of the gym to the rear!......Every day we look at this Mofo wanting to put him out of he's misery!....

 

[slobberknocker]

LOL, this thread is funny. There's some old dude at my gym who always reads the newspaper between his sets. And during each rep, he lets out the most bizarre sound I've ever heard. It's sorta like "Uuuuhhhhhhh-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-.....uuuuuhhhhhhh-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch...etc."

Oh, and you gotta love the people that stand in the squat rack and do curls. Or the people that try to talk to you while you're in the middle of a set. LOL, gotta love college gyms.

 

[lonewulf]

there is a guy at our gym my girlfriend and i call HOBBIT. He is about five feet tall and in his twenties. He lifts far to heavy with a 2 inch range of motion on everything, then he goes to the tricep pressdown cable(one with a pad to put your back on) and does a rocky hitting hanging meat impression(hits it like a heavy bag). I just try not to laugh.-WULF

 

[bullcocky]

I hate machine hogs

 

[Silent Method]

I was in there today and must have seen 6 dudes wearing khakis and fleece pullovers.

 

[trial0r]

as a change from the usual, the other day i saw a kid working out who i actually respected.

he's probably about 5'7" maybe 120 lbs. soaking wet...no lie.

he comes in with a little notebook (where someone obvisouly had written a plan for him) and starts doing a fucking hardcore 5 X 5 routine. my jaw fucking dropped. of course it was with light weight, but in my opinion the kid rocked and i had to commend him.

to bad the rest of the people there are idiots. i hear "chicks dont look at legs" so goddamn much it makes me sick.

 

[OAKBOX]

What about the opposite kind of people.......A friend that comes in during holidays and summer works out at my gym. He's got fairly good size, but not very muscular. Anyways, he is wanting to get into shape for Spring Break (one of those who thinks he can change in a month). So he lifts TOO HEAVY for his size and experience plus uses bad form to lift that heavy. Some of us experienced bros tell him he's gonn fu@k himself up doing some of the crap he does. Well just the other day he tore something badly in his right arm and now he can't work out. If only he would've listened to us that have been lifting for years.

Dude i think we know the same guy...

Anyway, I see this kid (kid to me, anyway, I’m 28 and he might be 20) doing deadlifts. He's not what i would call small- not what I would call built, either- I’d say he's about 185lbs. At first he seems to be doing ok- intense, but ok. Then I watch him do a set. He wraps his knees, then rubs his elbow for 2 minutes, moves his arms around a bit, sits in a chair for a good 3 minutes siking himself out, then proceeds to the bar to lift... 365lbs.

I tell you the truth; it was the Goddamned funniest thing I have ever seen and the most horrible thing, too! I though for sure the kid was gonna rip his arms outa their sockets (like on Saturday Night Live) or get a hernia right there in the gym. He was grasping the bar in-between his legs with a more than shoulder width stance. His back was so rounded; at first I thought it was a joke. No, it wasn't. He proceeded to do 4 reps, with everything he had, in the poorest form, with the worst look of utter agony on his face. Then he waited 8 mins and did another set of 4- same routine, style, and face. I kept thinking, "if someone could just help this kid with form or timing and channel that intensity, he might actually make some progress, without a heart attack first."

 

[Young_blooded]

Part of Life.



Got back from my GYM today and once again realized the "New Years Resolution Solution" rush of January with a whole new crew of pencil dicks with sticks for arms, whiggers, hoes, pussies, punks, moms, dads and a wide variety of new members taking up all the fuckn equipment like they are actually going to lose some weight.

I especially hate the little fuckn 18 year olds who think they are bad assess and use the biggest dumb bells we have (100lb) to do 6 sets of 4 reps each with 100lb dumb bells using the shittiest form with even the shittiest spots you have ever seen. I eventually got tired of warming up with the 80's and just stepped right in the middle of his set without even asking and took the 100's and proceeded to do my sets for flat and incline.

Bunch of fuckn pussies i cant stand them. And I'm with the whoever said it can be a major distraction just looking at these fuckn pussies getting in my way of getting busy.

Just be an ass and take their weights or whatever, maybe they will think the gym sucks and they will leave or give up so I can get back to my 1 hour workout instead of 1.5 hours now....

 

[BigDan650dl]

I work out in a shitty college gym with an array of idiots who dont know thier asses from their elbows but it doesnt bother me a bit cause I am by far the baddest mother fucker in the gym. Shit kids ask me to use the leg press when I'm benching. I own this gym, the only problem is sometimes I forget that there are people that are bigger than me, oh well I'll just live in my illusion......

 

[bmit]

This is all way too funny. I miss my gym from college. I went to a university in Florida that had so many hot young chicks, it was amazing. And of course all the guys were complete tools. I was glad all the kids were dorks with shitty form and horrible outfits. It just made me stand out that much more. Though it was sometimes annoying to watch these kids form using weight far too heavy for them. But now I have to pay for a gym with chicks that are older and and less impressionable.

 

[bigtex1125]

I'd have to say that going to a school gym does make me feel really good about myself, and it really can be entertaining. Last time I was there I saw this one chump put 275 on a bech press and sit on the bench for the entire time I was working out, every once in a while laying down and putting his hands on the bar and taking deep breaths like he was gonna do something, and then sitting back up when nobody was looking.When I was leaving I told him nice workout, and then he left.