Xenical on cheat day?

[DaMan]

I know Xenical gives you crazy shits, but conversely, I tend to overindulge on cheat-day, so I'm thinking that a xenical 2 hrs before may do what chitosan (and vanadyl but w/ fat vs carbs) were never able to...

To quote Mr Spellwin

Xenical targets the absorption of fat in your body rather than suppressing your appetite. It is useful for long term use and has been shown to be effective for 1-2 years. Dietary fats are inhibited from being absorbed and this allows about 30% of the fat eaten in the meal to pass through the gut undigested. This helps you to reduce and maintain your weight, as well as to minimize any weight regain. I personally use Xenical on occasions where I have overindulged and want to minimize the "damage." One good thing about Xenical, is that it can be taken one hour before or up to two hours after a meal and is still effective.

So what about popping one before the xlarge pizza?

 

[el jefe]

If you dont mind uncontrollable shit dripping from your ass, then go for it . Stack the Xenical with some Maxipads and you'll be set .

 

[DaMan]

If you dont mind uncontrollable shit dripping from your ass, then go for it . Stack the Xenical with some Maxipads and you'll be set .

How long does the dripping last? Can I use tampons instead? D)

What do others think about this?

 

[The Almighty]

Bump...this sounds interesting.

 

[el jefe]

Can I use tampons instead?

LOL

Basically the more fatty foods you eat the more your ass drips. All that fat that your body doesnt absorb excretes from the butt as a greasy liquid. IT IS UNCONTROLLABLE. Xenical does work if you can handle that nasty side .

 

[Adaptek]

Bump...this sounds interesting.

You are one sick fucker!

Are you thinking the idea about using xenical is interesting or the shit dripping out your ass? LOL

BTW Can you mail me the whole collection of the peter pan pics, with the dork who is in your avatar? I find them interesting.

 

[Victor]

yes, the shit dripping is pretty bad , I have used it before the xlarge pepperoni pizza....but shit dripping doesn't last long ...

so....I say go for it ...



Victor

 

[The Almighty]

You are one sick fucker!

Are you thinking the idea about using xenical is interesting or the shit dripping out your ass? LOL

BTW Can you mail me the whole collection of the peter pan pics, with the dork who is in your avatar? I find them interesting.

The shit dropping out my ass, of course. You just cant find good laxatives these days like how you could back in the old days.

As for the photos, I will have to scan the entire photo album onto my computer and send it to you.

 

[Adaptek]

Send the ones you have scanned already. Those pics are the bomb!!

 

[DaMan]

yes, the shit dripping is pretty bad , I have used it before the xlarge pepperoni pizza....but shit dripping doesn't last long ...

so....I say go for it ...



Victor

Would an adult diaper help? (I'm borderline serious... I love my couch too much, but I also need pizza AND abs...)