Would this get one laid?

[Robert Jan]

I haven't tested it yet

You're in a club.

You tell this hot girl,

"What if we stopped jumping around listening to this washer-dryer noise, got out of this smoke and sweat, went over to my place, drank a cold beer that hasn't been diluted, out of a glass made out of glass, put on some music we actually like, and pulled an all nighter?"

wonder what would happen

 

[SoKlueles]

if shes cheap shed say yes

if she isnt, shed smack ur head off

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

It's too lenghty she'd walk away. I would. Or else I'd look at you like you were a nerd and smile.

Yesterday a guy hit on me at a stop light. He opened his truck door (guess the window didn't work) and asked if he could ride with me. I laughed and smiled. Then he asked if I wanted to ride him. I just laughed again. When he asked me if I lived around there I said no. I thought he was going to follow me but luckily he didn't.

 

[Robert Jan]

Sounds like the potential benefits outweigh the potential downsides then lol

of course the real question is how does such a method measure up against other ways to get a one nighter (if you are not really rich)

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

BBF has all the answers when it comes to getting one nighters...

 

[Robert Jan]

Too lengthy? I suppose it's hard to say this to someone in a loud club but come on have we reached a point where we can't use long sentences because it just might make us think about stuff or something...

If I'm going to need to act like I'm stupid to get some I'm gonna be real bad at this

Of course the best way to meet an SO is through friends, work or school or by pure chance and not in a meat market but I want to have done that in my life too

 

[Robert Jan]

It's too lenghty she'd walk away. I would. Or else I'd look at you like you were a nerd and smile.

Yesterday a guy hit on me at a stop light. He opened his truck door (guess the window didn't work) and asked if he could ride with me. I laughed and smiled. Then he asked if I wanted to ride him. I just laughed again. When he asked me if I lived around there I said no. I thought he was going to follow me but luckily he didn't.

What kind of nasty arrogant person would just walk away when someone is talking to them? OK when it's a marathon monologue and you told this person you don't care already, or something, then you have to walk away, but just walk away in this situation would really piss me off.

The guy in the truck was fucking silly. Was he suggesting one of you leave your vehicle parked at the stoplight?

What's wrong with nerds? We are better than other people. You know it.

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

What kind of nasty arrogant person would just walk away when someone is talking to them? OK when it's a marathon monologue and you told this person you don't care already, or something, then you have to walk away, but just walk away in this situation would really piss me off.

The guy in the truck was fucking silly. Was he suggesting one of you leave your vehicle parked at the stoplight?

What's wrong with nerds? We are better than other people. You know it.

Then I guess I'm a nasty, arrogan peson as I've walked away when guys have hit on me before. It makes me feel uncomfortable when guys hit on me actually. I get embarassed, I guess. Sometimes I just turn my head and pretend I don't speak English so I have no clue what they have said.

You are a good nerd, I think.

 

[anthrax]

I'm a bit skeptical

But, since it's quite original, you may very well be lucky

The best is to try

 

[Carmen]

I think you're better off talking to her at the bar for a while first, then asking her if she'd like to go someplace quieter so you can really talk. tell her you're harmless, but look at her tits when you say it.