Would haveing a 12 inch penis

[HighIntensity]

give you more confidence? I mean how would women even know, would word spred, would you wip it out at parties, say something on a first date

 

[Big Buck]

I would walk around naked all day.

 

[bouncer]

It would stop me kneeing on this damn 24" one !

Bouncer

 

[MommaKin]

I'd make like a monkey and swing from it

 

[saint808]

no, because i realized a long time ago that i am not my penis... nor is my penis me... same reason i won't have sex with just anyone like a lot of other guys... i don't have to fuck everything i can just to prove to myself i am a man.

 

[HighIntensity]

liar

 

[saint808]

nope... seriously. I had to come to grips with that at an early age... but then i have more issues than national geographic... so there ya go.

 

[smallmovesal]

i'd cut it in half and make two... ah double penetration

 

[StillGreg]

.44 Magnum

Would owning a .44 Automag make the badguys any deader than a .45 ACP? Doubtful. But as long as you're shooting, you might as well shoot the bigger gun. Plus, what's the odds of shooting a badguy anyway? Slim. But damn that .44 Automag looks killer on the old mantle for everyone to see.

Old Joke:

Guy 1: My cock is 7 inches.
Guy 2: Oh yeah, well mine is 8 inches.
Guy 1: Yeah, but I was measuring the distance up from the floor.

Oh yes my friends, a fun comedic prank to play on your one asshole friend next time he makes the mistake of piping up.



(Spare me the ridicule. I already know it's not funny. If I were funny or had any personality, I'd be sleeping with a supermodel right now instead of tellng dumb jokes...duh)

 

[crimson coal]

Saint..You rock..Spokin like a true man! Line forms behind you!

 

[HappyScrappy]

12 inches... I'm bad at math - but that is something like 94 times bigger than what I have now.

I'd divide it up and sell time shares on it.

and I'd use it in place of any and all silverware.

and I'd beat people about the head, neck, face, and shoulder with it.

 

[manny78]

12" ? is there a big difference with 11" ?

 

[the People's Champ]

12"? goddamn! I'd probably pass out once I get hard, with all the blood flowing to my fucking cock. fuck that shit...

 

[lil k]

Saint..You rock..Spokin like a true man! Line forms behind you!

i will bump that...saint is a true man and a gentleman (not that the rest of you are not). you get my vote saint.....if i was ever with a guy with a 12 inch penis...i would run like forrest gump! yikes..no thanks....i will take them wide!

 

[manny78]

I think John Holmes had a 13"........

 

[bouncer]

Manny if you had 12" it would be a foot..

Do you fuckers use foot in measurements in America ?.

Bouncer

 

[HappyScrappy]

Do you fuckers use foot in measurements in America ?.

I measure everything with my feet.
it can get embarassing at nice resteraunts.

 

[danielson]

12 inches... I'm bad at math - but that is something like 94 times bigger than what I have now.

I'd divide it up and sell time shares on it.

and I'd use it in place of any and all silverware.

and I'd beat people about the head, neck, face, and shoulder with it.

 

[spentagn]

I measure everything with my feet.
it can get embarassing at nice resteraunts.

The 25 cent feed machine at the petting zoo hardly counts as a nice restaurant.