Would haveing a 12 inch penis

[HighIntensity]

give you more confidence? I mean how would women even know, would word spred, would you wip it out at parties, say something on a first date

 

[Big Buck]

I would walk around naked all day.

 

[bouncer]

It would stop me kneeing on this damn 24" one !

Bouncer

 

[MommaKin]

I'd make like a monkey and swing from it

 

[saint808]

no, because i realized a long time ago that i am not my penis... nor is my penis me... same reason i won't have sex with just anyone like a lot of other guys... i don't have to fuck everything i can just to prove to myself i am a man.

 

[HighIntensity]

liar

 

[saint808]

nope... seriously. I had to come to grips with that at an early age... but then i have more issues than national geographic... so there ya go.

 

[smallmovesal]

i'd cut it in half and make two... ah double penetration

 

[StillGreg]

.44 Magnum

Would owning a .44 Automag make the badguys any deader than a .45 ACP? Doubtful. But as long as you're shooting, you might as well shoot the bigger gun. Plus, what's the odds of shooting a badguy anyway? Slim. But damn that .44 Automag looks killer on the old mantle for everyone to see.

Old Joke:

Guy 1: My cock is 7 inches.
Guy 2: Oh yeah, well mine is 8 inches.
Guy 1: Yeah, but I was measuring the distance up from the floor.

Oh yes my friends, a fun comedic prank to play on your one asshole friend next time he makes the mistake of piping up.



(Spare me the ridicule. I already know it's not funny. If I were funny or had any personality, I'd be sleeping with a supermodel right now instead of tellng dumb jokes...duh)

 

[crimson coal]

Saint..You rock..Spokin like a true man! Line forms behind you!