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lilperronis
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a dildo???
women how often do you use
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Doktor Bollix
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Are you applying for a part-time job?
38DoubleDamnGood
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Personally I prefer the real thing....dildo's are for the extreme times when you don't get any...and sometimes I use them with my partner.
Puddles
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MrsPuddles dildo delivery service...
So, last night I'm about to get into the bath and I knew 38DD was out at a bar alone, so I sent her a text msg. via cell phone to make sure she was ok and not getting into trouble. Well...she responds with how the waiter and her have been flirting and how horny she is since I cut her off for a week due to a UTI I've got. She said she needed some of my toys. So, I finish up my bath and I ask my husband to pick out a few toys that we've used with her in the past to hold her over until our vacation together next weekend and hopefully she won't wind up fucking the waiter.
Now...it's like 11:30pm and I figure I could get away without getting fully dressed since she asked me to meet her at home. I put on a white tank with a built in bra (I've got 36DDD tits) and a black stretch mini-skirt, no panties because I wanted to get some air down there (my husband has since asked me not to go out alone without panties again). My purse (a big sack purse that can be used as a back-pack) is LOADED with dilldo's and vibrators and a little bag of weed to smoke when I get there. I told my husband I could just imagine getting pulled over by a cop and having to empty my purse to get to my licence, but if he saw the weed, he'd probably let me go after I explained the whole story...he said the cop would never believe it. LOL I've been pulled over before and gotten away with what ever I've done wrong and I was sure last night would be the same.
I live in a gated community and as I approach the rear gate, there are two guards standing there. I quickly glance down and see that my skirt is hiked up exposing my pussy, so I quickly pull it down enough to cover me. Normally they just let us leave without a problem, but they've started new security measures and are writing down every licence plate that leaves after a certain time. My window was open we exchanged greetings and I told him I'd be back in a couple of hours...he smiled and said to have fun. I was so glad I didn't empty my purse onto the seat to get to my wallet like I planned to when I left home!
I drove carefully to her house, making sure not to go much over the speed limit. I got there and she was in her nightie...the little tease! I pulled out a few of the toys once we settled down on her waterbed and plugged in the re-chargeable one so it would be ready quickly for her. We talked and smoked for a while and since it was getting late I was just about to text my husband to let him know that we were behaving ourselves even though we'd been together for about an hour (we have a rule that the three of us need to be together to have sex...two of us is a no-no) when he messaged me asking what we were up to.
I wound up calling him to make things go quicker. We teased and flirted with eachother and commented on how one of the dilldo's we picked out for our g/f was curved up just like his cock and then I took the re-chargeable vibe, unplugged it, and gave it a quick test on my bare pussy...he knew by the sound that I was testing it out on myself and not just in mid air. I really wanted to get it on with my g/f so bad at that point but I restrained myself.
Again I realized the time and said I needed to get going. I pulled out the rest of the toys for her and she was happy with all that I brought. Her back was itchy from a slight sunburn from the tanning salon, so I scratched her and rubbed some lotion on her...damn it was hard to behave myself, especially when her ass pressed against my pussy when I was smoothing the lotion on her back. We said good bye and I drove home insanely horny, occasionally touching myself and enjoying the cool breeze on my bare pussy.
My husband was half asleep when I got home, but I straddled myself on him over the covers and kissed him goodnight. I went to sleep without cumming and probably just about as horny as I've ever been...just wanting to explode! This morning, as he was about to get in the shower, he saw me reaching for a vibe and suggested that I wait until he was done so he could watch. That seemed like the longest shower he'd ever taken, but I was thankful when he got out! We got eachother off very quickly and intensely and he even had a double orgasm! It was worth the wait.
Unfortunately, my g/f just sent me a pm saying that she didn't get herself off last night, even though she tried. It's just not the same when you're by yourself. Tonight we'll do a phone 3-some and help each other out a little until we are all together again next weekend.
auly:
So...like she said above, dildo's are ok, but nothing like being with a real live hot sexy body to get ya going!
So, last night I'm about to get into the bath and I knew 38DD was out at a bar alone, so I sent her a text msg. via cell phone to make sure she was ok and not getting into trouble. Well...she responds with how the waiter and her have been flirting and how horny she is since I cut her off for a week due to a UTI I've got. She said she needed some of my toys. So, I finish up my bath and I ask my husband to pick out a few toys that we've used with her in the past to hold her over until our vacation together next weekend and hopefully she won't wind up fucking the waiter.
Now...it's like 11:30pm and I figure I could get away without getting fully dressed since she asked me to meet her at home. I put on a white tank with a built in bra (I've got 36DDD tits) and a black stretch mini-skirt, no panties because I wanted to get some air down there (my husband has since asked me not to go out alone without panties again). My purse (a big sack purse that can be used as a back-pack) is LOADED with dilldo's and vibrators and a little bag of weed to smoke when I get there. I told my husband I could just imagine getting pulled over by a cop and having to empty my purse to get to my licence, but if he saw the weed, he'd probably let me go after I explained the whole story...he said the cop would never believe it. LOL I've been pulled over before and gotten away with what ever I've done wrong and I was sure last night would be the same.
I live in a gated community and as I approach the rear gate, there are two guards standing there. I quickly glance down and see that my skirt is hiked up exposing my pussy, so I quickly pull it down enough to cover me. Normally they just let us leave without a problem, but they've started new security measures and are writing down every licence plate that leaves after a certain time. My window was open we exchanged greetings and I told him I'd be back in a couple of hours...he smiled and said to have fun. I was so glad I didn't empty my purse onto the seat to get to my wallet like I planned to when I left home!
I drove carefully to her house, making sure not to go much over the speed limit. I got there and she was in her nightie...the little tease! I pulled out a few of the toys once we settled down on her waterbed and plugged in the re-chargeable one so it would be ready quickly for her. We talked and smoked for a while and since it was getting late I was just about to text my husband to let him know that we were behaving ourselves even though we'd been together for about an hour (we have a rule that the three of us need to be together to have sex...two of us is a no-no) when he messaged me asking what we were up to.
I wound up calling him to make things go quicker. We teased and flirted with eachother and commented on how one of the dilldo's we picked out for our g/f was curved up just like his cock and then I took the re-chargeable vibe, unplugged it, and gave it a quick test on my bare pussy...he knew by the sound that I was testing it out on myself and not just in mid air. I really wanted to get it on with my g/f so bad at that point but I restrained myself.
Again I realized the time and said I needed to get going. I pulled out the rest of the toys for her and she was happy with all that I brought. Her back was itchy from a slight sunburn from the tanning salon, so I scratched her and rubbed some lotion on her...damn it was hard to behave myself, especially when her ass pressed against my pussy when I was smoothing the lotion on her back. We said good bye and I drove home insanely horny, occasionally touching myself and enjoying the cool breeze on my bare pussy.
My husband was half asleep when I got home, but I straddled myself on him over the covers and kissed him goodnight. I went to sleep without cumming and probably just about as horny as I've ever been...just wanting to explode! This morning, as he was about to get in the shower, he saw me reaching for a vibe and suggested that I wait until he was done so he could watch. That seemed like the longest shower he'd ever taken, but I was thankful when he got out! We got eachother off very quickly and intensely and he even had a double orgasm! It was worth the wait.
Unfortunately, my g/f just sent me a pm saying that she didn't get herself off last night, even though she tried. It's just not the same when you're by yourself. Tonight we'll do a phone 3-some and help each other out a little until we are all together again next weekend.
auly: So...like she said above, dildo's are ok, but nothing like being with a real live hot sexy body to get ya going!
lilperronis
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damn that was a good story
TheStromba
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I agree that was a good story.
If you asked to fuck 38DDD Last night, I probably would have said yes as long as you kept the phone line open for me to listen in. Then it wouldn't seem so much like breaking the rules.
Being married to MrsPuddles is such a good thing
If you asked to fuck 38DDD Last night, I probably would have said yes as long as you kept the phone line open for me to listen in. Then it wouldn't seem so much like breaking the rules.
Being married to MrsPuddles is such a good thing
38DoubleDamnGood
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Re: MrsPuddles dildo delivery service...
Damn, that is exactly how it went...how did you remember all the details? I thought you were as fucked up as I....I guess not....I can't wait until next weekend gets here....it better hurry up because I am going to explode...I am extremely horny here alone at home, naked, hot and wet.....What shall I do?
MrsPuddlesFL said:So, last night I'm about to get into the bath and I knew 38DD was out at a bar alone, so I sent her a text msg. via cell phone to make sure she was ok and not getting into trouble. Well...she responds with how the waiter and her have been flirting and how horny she is since I cut her off for a week due to a UTI I've got. She said she needed some of my toys. So, I finish up my bath and I ask my husband to pick out a few toys that we've used with her in the past to hold her over until our vacation together next weekend and hopefully she won't wind up fucking the waiter.
Now...it's like 11:30pm and I figure I could get away without getting fully dressed since she asked me to meet her at home. I put on a white tank with a built in bra (I've got 36DDD tits) and a black stretch mini-skirt, no panties because I wanted to get some air down there (my husband has since asked me not to go out alone without panties again). My purse (a big sack purse that can be used as a back-pack) is LOADED with dilldo's and vibrators and a little bag of weed to smoke when I get there. I told my husband I could just imagine getting pulled over by a cop and having to empty my purse to get to my licence, but if he saw the weed, he'd probably let me go after I explained the whole story...he said the cop would never believe it. LOL I've been pulled over before and gotten away with what ever I've done wrong and I was sure last night would be the same.
I live in a gated community and as I approach the rear gate, there are two guards standing there. I quickly glance down and see that my skirt is hiked up exposing my pussy, so I quickly pull it down enough to cover me. Normally they just let us leave without a problem, but they've started new security measures and are writing down every licence plate that leaves after a certain time. My window was open we exchanged greetings and I told him I'd be back in a couple of hours...he smiled and said to have fun. I was so glad I didn't empty my purse onto the seat to get to my wallet like I planned to when I left home!
I drove carefully to her house, making sure not to go much over the speed limit. I got there and she was in her nightie...the little tease! I pulled out a few of the toys once we settled down on her waterbed and plugged in the re-chargeable one so it would be ready quickly for her. We talked and smoked for a while and since it was getting late I was just about to text my husband to let him know that we were behaving ourselves even though we'd been together for about an hour (we have a rule that the three of us need to be together to have sex...two of us is a no-no) when he messaged me asking what we were up to.
I wound up calling him to make things go quicker. We teased and flirted with eachother and commented on how one of the dilldo's we picked out for our g/f was curved up just like his cock and then I took the re-chargeable vibe, unplugged it, and gave it a quick test on my bare pussy...he knew by the sound that I was testing it out on myself and not just in mid air. I really wanted to get it on with my g/f so bad at that point but I restrained myself.
Again I realized the time and said I needed to get going. I pulled out the rest of the toys for her and she was happy with all that I brought. Her back was itchy from a slight sunburn from the tanning salon, so I scratched her and rubbed some lotion on her...damn it was hard to behave myself, especially when her ass pressed against my pussy when I was smoothing the lotion on her back. We said good bye and I drove home insanely horny, occasionally touching myself and enjoying the cool breeze on my bare pussy.
My husband was half asleep when I got home, but I straddled myself on him over the covers and kissed him goodnight. I went to sleep without cumming and probably just about as horny as I've ever been...just wanting to explode! This morning, as he was about to get in the shower, he saw me reaching for a vibe and suggested that I wait until he was done so he could watch. That seemed like the longest shower he'd ever taken, but I was thankful when he got out! We got eachother off very quickly and intensely and he even had a double orgasm! It was worth the wait.
Unfortunately, my g/f just sent me a pm saying that she didn't get herself off last night, even though she tried. It's just not the same when you're by yourself. Tonight we'll do a phone 3-some and help each other out a little until we are all together again next weekend.
So...like she said above, dildo's are ok, but nothing like being with a real live hot sexy body to get ya going!
Damn, that is exactly how it went...how did you remember all the details? I thought you were as fucked up as I....I guess not....I can't wait until next weekend gets here....it better hurry up because I am going to explode...I am extremely horny here alone at home, naked, hot and wet.....What shall I do?
38DoubleDamnGood
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TheStromba said:I agree that was a good story.
If you asked to fuck 38DDD Last night, I probably would have said yes as long as you kept the phone line open for me to listen in. Then it wouldn't seem so much like breaking the rules.
Being married to MrsPuddles is such a good thing
BTW I am 38DDDD.......mmmmmmmmmm
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