WHOOOOHOOO! I got Laid. FINALLY.

[the-short-one]

ALLRIGHT!! I've now had sex 2 1/2 times this year!! WHOOHOO!!

For those of you thinking, WTF??

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?p=5842643#post5842643

That is all.

 

[pintoca]

I'm still thinking WTF

and that is quite the average you got running

 

[stilleto]

congratulations! i'd send you a bouquet of batteries if i could.

 

[the-short-one]

2 1/2 times. you're envious.

 

[Frisky]

hahah

well.. was it good?

 

[sawastea]

Post pics

 

[the-short-one]

hahah

well.. was it good?

yes!!

but then, I'm kinda desperate.

 

[alien amp pharm]

yes!!

but then, I'm kinda desperate.

Me too.

Very.

 

[the-short-one]

I've 110 percented you all.

SHARIN' THE LOVE!!

 

[Frisky]

yes!!

but then, I'm kinda desperate.

lol

good sex is hard to find

 

[B0ARDIN087]

lol good for u

 

[Pamela]

Congrats.. Is that a record?

 

[alien amp pharm]

I've 110 percented you all.

SHARIN' THE LOVE!!

Hey I got a STD with that karma hit!

 

[SlimJim52]

WTF is 1/2 of sex? you got boned but couldn't finish? It was a guy so he only counted as 1/2? (jk)

Well, glad someone in here had a good time.

 

[the-short-one]

Congrats.. Is that a record?

a record low.

 

[the-short-one]

Hey I got a STD with that karma hit!

lol.

use a condom next time.

 

[Pamela]

a record low.

 

[Tytan]

congrats shorty, hope you got dealt with.....

 

[the-short-one]

She shoots, SHE SCORES!!

Damn, I'm in a good mood today.

 

[alien amp pharm]

lol

good sex is hard to find

or in my case ANY sex is hard to find.

 

[silverfish]

Congrats, now how many offers have you had today?

 

[Cutiebaby]

that is awesome girl..........

 

[mrdeeznuts]

how many threads are you dedicating to you finally getting laid?

 

[eat big]

or in my case ANY sex is hard to find.

That's why you should work in a morgue.

 

[slat1]

Awesome!

 

[the-short-one]

Congrats, now how many offers have you had today?

none! everyone here has been really cool, as I knew you all would be.

 

[EnderJE]

That's why you should work in a morgue.

You're awesome.

 

[EnderJE]

none! everyone here has been really cool, as I knew you all would be.

Kudos on the sex. You should bottle that technique and sell it through the website.

We should all be that frequent.

 

[swolenole]

Did he heat it up, eat it up & beat it up or just hit it and quit it?

 

[deco]

hit and run

 

[deco]

dude, what the hells wrong with your man

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

sex is overrated

 

[Frisky]

sex is overrated

i agree

 

[tiger88]

i feel sorry for him

 

[Dial_tone]

Did ya get some backdoor lovin?

 

[Lestat]

how often does your man wack off short one?

 

[Frisky]

how often does your man wack off short one?

now this question is totally fucked up

 

[Lady Viking]

congrats

 

[SoKlueles]

woohoo
im proud of ya

 

[SoKlueles]

and wtf is up with the 1/2??

 

[Cutiebaby]

and wtf is up with the 1/2??

she must get pissy because every one asks her this...LMAO
she is in the middle of sex and the kids interupt so they top screwing...that is what is 1/2!!!!!

 

[Razorguns]

women can get laid anytime. this means little.

 

[Dial_tone]

start slippin 5mg liquid cialis into his drinks....

I KID! I KID!

 

[swolenole]

now this question is totally fucked up

He's just gathering data, stop haytin'

 

[rudeboyja]

Damn baby. Did he have to remove the cobwebs before he dove in

 

[Dial_tone]

and wtf is up with the 1/2??

He blew his load....she didn't.

 

[SoKlueles]

He blew his load....she didn't.

dang that sucks sorry little one

 

[the-short-one]

how many threads are you dedicating to you finally getting laid?

only one. the other thread was dedicated to the coolness of Erzulie for giving me 9000 (after taxes) karma hits for getting laid.

 

[Longhorn85]

women can get laid anytime. this means little.

I have to agree. A woman bragging about getting laid is akin to a man bragging about breathing.

 

[the-short-one]

how often does your man wack off short one?

Sadly, I do not know the answer to that question.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

WTF is 1/2 of sex? you got boned but couldn't finish? It was a guy so he only counted as 1/2? (jk)

Well, glad someone in here had a good time.

sex with alien amp pharm 5 times

OR

sex with one normal guy, and one goldendelicious

 

[the-short-one]

I have to agree. A woman bragging about getting laid is akin to a man bragging about breathing.

guys actually know how to breathe?

 

[Longhorn85]

guys actually know how to breathe?

Only because it can't be taught

 

[Raptorex]

did she use a strap-on?

 

[EnderJE]

I have to agree. A woman bragging about getting laid is akin to a man bragging about breathing.

AWESOME.

 

[markshark]

WTF is 1/2 of sex? you got boned but couldn't finish? It was a guy so he only counted as 1/2? (jk)

Well, glad someone in here had a good time.

i think she was talkin about when she fucked a midget

 

[EnderJE]

i think she was talkin about when she fucked a midget

alot of AWESOME in this thread...

 

[markshark]

He blew his load....she didn't.

gad dam who is in ur avatar?!

 

[DieselGunz]

Ok SO enuff talking on line I am ready for another round

 

[the-short-one]

i think she was talkin about when she fucked a midget

if it happens, i'll post pics on EF.

 

[Dial_tone]

if it happens, i'll post pics on EF.

ahem!

 

[coldblue1955]

ALLRIGHT!! I've now had sex 2 1/2 times this year!! WHOOHOO!!

For those of you thinking, WTF??

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?p=5842643#post5842643

That is all.

you must want a baby right?

 

[pintoca]

ALLRIGHT!! I've now had sex 2 1/2 times this year!! WHOOHOO!!

For those of you thinking, WTF??

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?p=5842643#post5842643

That is all.

Can I ask you a question?

 

[BUBBLES]

congratulations! i'd send you a bouquet of batteries if i could.

and I will send her a bouquet of dildos

what size & what color would you like?

 

[the-short-one]

you must want a baby right?

NO!! I just want sex.

 

[the-short-one]

Can I ask you a question?

yes.

 

[pintoca]

yes.

actually, after reading this thread it kind of anwered itself

nevermind