Who is Pork Staff, really?

[Pork Staff]

Who cares? Go dry-fuck yourself in the ear with an ice pick, then stuff a black cat in your ear pussy and light that fucker.

 

[distanced]

Nathan

I welcome your new name

 

[Pork Staff]

Wrong'o, Dipshit. Guess again and gain some fucking weight, and wipe that stupid grin off your face while your at it, Cocksucker.

 

[distanced]

PUC?

 

[7OF9]

Would he have to light by the tail or nose?

 

[HumorMe]

Necrophagia

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

Writey'o, hognutz. Guess you have more to offer than just that big meat thermometer, and wipe that big jizz load off my face while your at it, big stud.

 

[Pork Staff]

Why do they call you Pork Staff? Is it because of that beef log you have swinging between your legs? Can I touch it? Is it real? How does it tast...Mrph! Oh my, I can't believe you just shoved it into my mouth. I actually enjo...Mrmph...Mmmm...mmmm...not so rough big gu...Mmmm...Mrrmmm...gulp

You've been face fucked by Pork Staff.

Now, swallow.

 

[lil k]

pork staff....so what your saying then in your quote above...is you like to get your dick sucked by other guys?

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

good job at recycling humor,staff infection.
Lil k,you got that impression as well?eww

 

[Pork Staff]

pork staff....so what your saying then in your quote above...is you like to get your dick sucked by other guys?

Everyone becomes a woman when they experience Pork Staff.

 

[Pork Staff]

good job at recycling humor,staff infection.
Lil k,you got that impression as well?eww

Don't try to flame, you pathetic little whore. Just lay there and enjoy the ride.

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

Don't try to flame, you pathetic little whore. Just lay there and enjoy the ride.

aye aye captain cock swobber.

 

[lil k]

Everyone becomes a woman when they experience Pork Staff.

even when they have a penis? i mean...how can you be sticking your penis in a mans mouth and they become a woman? its ok pork staff...its a new world...its cool if you like it when men suck your cock....

 

[Pork Staff]

even when they have a penis? i mean...how can you be sticking your penis in a mans mouth and they become a woman? its ok pork staff...its a new world...its cool if you like it when men suck your cock....

All fetuses start out female; Pork Staff simply takes adults of any gender back to the very beginning of their empty little lives by filling them with throbbing meat.

 

[AustinTX]

Necrophagia

I'm betting on GRIT/Blubber

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

I'm betting on GRIT/Blubber

BO$

 

[lil k]

All fetuses start out female; Pork Staff simply takes adults of any gender back to the very beginning of their empty little lives by filling them with throbbing meat.

yea but according to your post...you stuck you dick in a guys mouth...not a fetus....and it was when you first met (according to your quote)....so....since this is a man....and you let him suck your dick....hmmmmm.....but then again...even if he is a man and you send him "back" to his fetal state....you are now letting a male fetus suck your dick?...becuase all humans start out as female...at that stage they are tiny...smaller than a grain of sand...so in all reality by your arguement....you dick would be smaller than air.....

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

yea but according to your post...you stuck you dick in a guys mouth...not a fetus....and it was when you first met (according to your quote)....so....since this is a man....and you let him suck your dick....hmmmmm.....but then again...even if he is a man and you send him "back" to his fetal state....you are now letting a male fetus suck your dick?...becuase all humans start out as female...at that stage they are tiny...smaller than a grain of sand...so in all reality by your arguement....you dick would be smaller than air.....

PWNED!!!























by a girl none the less

 

[anythingbutsane]

pork staff....so what your saying then in your quote above...is you like to get your dick sucked by other guys?

at last check your hubby had sucked his share of cocks

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

seems like all the triedia folk are finding a home here at ef once again.

 

[Icy Hot Stuntaz]

Bling Bling! SuP NiGgAz!!???

Been on Tour getting biTcheS and HoEs!

Where is that Phat PT MassiveGuns?

Need to get some more Cuts!

By the way my 2 vices are hoez and chocolate. "My lame ass

dermatologist said gettin' my chocolate on is makin' my face blow

up, but I ain't tryin to hear dat. That D, O, to tha C iz bunk ass

whack. I gots to represent wif da Hershey's, itz got da mad

flava!!"

Word

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

Bling Bling! SuP NiGgAz!!???

Been on Tour getting biTcheS and HoEs!

Where is that Phat PT MassiveGuns?

Need to get some more Cuts!

By the way my 2 vices are hoez and chocolate. "My lame ass

dermatologist said gettin' my chocolate on is makin' my face blow

up, but I ain't tryin to hear dat. That D, O, to tha C iz bunk ass

whack. I gots to represent wif da Hershey's, itz got da mad

flava!!"

Word

what up blaze!!!!!!!!

 

[Pork Staff]

yea but according to your post...you stuck you dick in a guys mouth...not a fetus....and it was when you first met (according to your quote)....so....since this is a man....and you let him suck your dick....hmmmmm.....but then again...even if he is a man and you send him "back" to his fetal state....you are now letting a male fetus suck your dick?...becuase all humans start out as female...at that stage they are tiny...smaller than a grain of sand...so in all reality by your arguement....you dick would be smaller than air.....

This is so stupid I don't know where to begin.

First, I said Pork Staff takes ADULTS back to the beginnings of their pathetic, whorish little lives, not fetuses. I simply used the fetus analogy to illustrate that the Pork Staff is so masculine, even men are like women to him. Comprehension was obviously not one of your strongest subjects, just as comedy isn't.

Second, your coment about being smaller than air is so obviously ignorant to anyone with even a rudamentary understanding of science that its almost childishly comical.

Or, perhaps in essence your are simply an idiot with a computer.

In any of the above scenarios, the Pork Staff will satisfy your every curiosity with a simple thrust.

Don't choke, sweetheart.

 

[Pork Staff]

PWNED!!!

...pwned? Dude, the Pork Staff does indeed have intoxicating effects.






















by a girl none the less

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

even men are like women to him.

w o w

 

[lil k]

This is so stupid I don't know where to begin.

First, I said Pork Staff takes ADULTS back to the beginnings of their pathetic, whorish little lives, not fetuses. I simply used the fetus analogy to illustrate that the Pork Staff is so masculine, even men are like women to him. Comprehension was obviously not one of your strongest subjects, just as comedy isn't.

Second, your coment about being smaller than air is so obviously ignorant to anyone with even a rudamentary understanding of science that its almost childishly comical.

Or, perhaps in essence your are simply an idiot with a computer.

In any of the above scenarios, the Pork Staff will satisfy your every curiosity with a simple thrust.

Don't choke, sweetheart.

ok...so what you are saying is that you like to suck cock...right???

 

[anythingbutsane]

dude... she is trying to get a date for kronk. i hear he sucks good, too.

 

[Pork Staff]

ok...so what you are saying is that you like to suck cock...right???

Yes, I like to suck cock, OK?