Who is on the longest sex drought?

[CardinalSin]

I havent been laid since new years - and im a good lookin mofo. Sometime its seems like your never gonna get laid again and, BAM - it just happens out of nowhere.

I guess ive had a couple of chances at the clubs, but i always think about that next morning of hell and it doesnt seem worth it. Maybe i should drink more, so i dont think that much. My rep is kinda shot too.

All right, now someone make me feel better.

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

not me

 

[Bobber]

Maybe i should drink more, so i dont think that much. .

Never again!

 

[CardinalSin]

Sorry sermon...

not me

Virginity does not count as a "sex drought", nor does masturbation count as "sex".




j/k

 

[Virtual Acid]

Yesterday..

 

[Necrophagia]

November....2001.

 

[Nathan]

You can all go fuck yourselves. I'm right up there with necro. For the record, with every passing day I get closer to putting a bullet in my head. This shit ain't worth it.

 

[JohnyJuice]

going on 5 minutes.

 

[Pamela]

This doesn't really count..Cause
this happend a while back..

3 years...

 

[vinylgroover]

This doesn't really count..Cause
this happend a while back..

3 years...

Could of been me......but i had sex with a girl i started seeing on New year's.....now i'm not seeing her, so the clock has started ticking again

btw, I'm goodlooking as well. We are obviously cursed.