Who is Assasin X?

[WODIN]

Flames are okay overall, nice material with some imagery woven into the action implications. However you lose ground with your wrap up material.

For instance...the first part ...

" 2 Suggestions for you there Pumpkin: Penis Weights and a Flatulence Inhibitor. "

To the point the flamee knows what to do with these items.


"Oh yeah, here's one more: "

Never give off the vibe that you had to think further in your flame stream. It only leaves an opening for a retort.

Such as...

I see from your post that you had to take and extra day to come up with the remainder of this sorry turd that you eeked out of those three brain cells you have working overtime. Between smoking crack and sucking cock to get your daily fix it is amazing you even came up with the first part of this fecal matter from your bat shit collection.

"file down those buck teeth a little if you want to keep blowing me you fried chicken-eating panty-wearing bugfucker!"


Now this part just makes you gay as hell insinuating that you like being blown by another guy. You are either gay and enjoy having your anal cavity explored to the unheard of depths of your duodinum or your are a chick who has been told that teeth marks on the pee pee are a no no.


I know you only have so much room on the karma thing to write up your useless blatherings but at least try and come up with something comical and insightful.

Have a nice day and enjoy sucking on your own toes and staring at the televison snow waiting for the message from the aliens to come into your one functioning brain cell.

*Note true story.

In london in the late 1970's an autopsy was done of a man who died in a car crash. His brain consisted of the stem, the lower brain and a wall of brain matter that connects the two hemisphers. The remainder of his skull cavity was filled with fluid. No left or right hermisphere yet he was a fully functional member of society and no one every hand any notion that he had any malformation what so ever.

 

[havoc]

Its George Spellwin, EF Chris and Pizzaman.

 

[WODIN]

Its George Spellwin, EF Chris and Pizzaman.

Probably right about Georg / EF Chris. They been doin the humpty dance for quite some time.

Pizzaman though I would expect something more along the lines of "My wifes overly brutalized crotch." Or "Whipe the shit off your dick before you stick it in my wifes mouth"....

Classics

 

[havoc]

Good points.

 

[HappyScrappy]

at least the assasinX seems to spell better than most. including my own damn self.
if I was going to create an alter ego to flame people with - I'd make the name far more offensive.

 

[alexiarenee]

<-------------->>ASSASSIN X<<'s parking lot hoochie freak!!!!!!!!!

 

[WODIN]

<-------------->>ASSASSIN X<<'s parking lot hoochie freak!!!!!!!!!

Girl go on? For real?

LOL!!!

 

[alexiarenee]

Girl go on? For real?

LOL!!!

No, the blow jobs are NOT better since you peirced your tongue, but thanks for asking you skinny bowlegged hoochie mamma parking lot freak! >>ASSASSIN X<<

 

[HappyScrappy]

hmmm, apparently this assasin knows me all too well - seen my senior pics... damn


ASSASSIN does not know which is worse, your freakishly disproportioned chest, or that fucking senior picture of yours with the mustache fuzz, velvet tuxedo, and pompador mullet. >>ASSASSIN X<<

 

[the nature boy]

hmmm, apparently this assasin knows me all too well - seen my senior pics... damn


ASSASSIN does not know which is worse, your freakishly disproportioned chest, or that fucking senior picture of yours with the mustache fuzz, velvet tuxedo, and pompador mullet. >>ASSASSIN X<<

Assplorer said it might be musclebrains. While at first I scoffed, I've noticed that musclebrains hasn't posted in a while. It's probably a long shot but who knows.

Pompador mullet...... that's damn funny.

 

[Citruscide]

WHO IS ASSASSIAN X???

Answer -- This is the WHO GIVES A FUCK question of the day!

C

 

[HappyScrappy]

maybe it is musclebrains - he is relatively well spoken and spells/types well - so that rules out many others...

 

[smallmovesal]

pompadour is spelled wrong

 

[HappyScrappy]

lol - well, never can count on me to find a spelling error.

I'm lucky if I can just type it let alone spell it.

but musclebrains did have his own fascination with the karma stuff.

don't know.

 

[the nature boy]

it'll be interesting to find out who it is. it's pretty funny if you ask me.

 

[WODIN]

It is very funny NB. That's why I like it. I saw that this morning and rolled.

 

[WODIN]

It's like the assassin just knows me! You know?!

" ASSASSIN fashion tip for you there Pinky Dick, lose the IROC Z, mullet, single hanging earring cross, and acid washed jeans & try a Mentos if you ever want to lose your virginity you butt stabbing heavy metal midget wigger freak! >>ASSASSIN X<< "

I miss acid washed jeans because they really showed the camel toe off on skanky chicks.

 

[the nature boy]

Finally X got me again! I thought he forgot about me.

"ASSASSIN questions the wisdom of owning a webcam when endowed with as tiny a penis as yours. Also, rethinking that Greg Brady lid would be a good idea, but the self-felatio bit was kinda amusing you rubbernecked gay midget porno freak!!>>ASSASSIN X<<"


He's mixing retro with modern on this one. Greg Brady and webcams. He is truly cultured.

However is wrong in one aspect. While I do like midgets, I'm not into gay midgets. I'm really into gay amputees however.

 

[HumorMe]

"You were wrong when you thought driving an '83 IROC Z and sporting a mullet would get you more chicks and your wrong about the ASSASSINs identity you banjo playing midget redneck freak!!!! >>ASSASSIN X<<"

He does have a fascination with IROC Z's, mullets, and midgets. I'm like Nature Boy, damn do I love a midget.

 

[alexiarenee]

MY Tuesday ASSASSIN X karma

Nice dress you wore to the club last night there, it ALMOST covered up SOME of your ass. Whats the matter was the bikini wax place closed or did you need that extra muff for warmth there Miss Commando? You booty flashing laptop hoochie!>ASSASSIN X<

With an ass like this who'd want to cover up?????
No, that muff is there to keep your ears warm honey...........

 

[alexiarenee]

ONE ? for everyone---
when did this ASSASSIN guy start sending us these lovely words of daily encouragement????
I think I got my first maybe at the end of last week.............

 

[the nature boy]

ONE ? for everyone---
when did this ASSASSIN guy start sending us these lovely words of daily encouragement????
I think I got my first maybe at the end of last week.............

same here. He got Saint first. He started with only a few words in his remarks. Now it's long sentences, involving pubic hair, breath mints (he has mentioned Mentos and Breath Assure by name), parking lots, blow jobs, mullets, midgets, IROC Z's, hootchie mommas, and freakish overbites.

What's there not to like!

 

[HappyScrappy]

normally I'd say this has my work written all over it - but the fact that the typing is better, slightly more creative, and I know I'm not doing it... well, it rules out mr HS

 

[the nature boy]

normally I'd say this has my work written all over it - but the fact that the typing is better, slightly more creative, and I know I'm not doing it... well, it rules out mr HS

Or that's what you'd rather have us believe!!!!!!

So it was you, Happy Scrappy! In the study, with the laptop. <insert dramatic music here>

 

[HamHock]

I got a weird one from ASS X today. First he asks me for another lap dance and some shit then he asked me to relay this to Citruscide, and I quote:

"Who are you and what the hell have you done with Scott Baio you midget wigger Jonie fucking freak!!!! >>ASSASSIN X

 

[the nature boy]

Scott Baio now? He keeps pulling material out of his hat. I think it is HS now. I've heard about his Scott Baio shrine in his room.

 

[HappyScrappy]

seriously - I agree, normally I sort of just have random shit from pop culture pop up - I wish it were me - but this person is more creative and smarter than I am.

 

[danielson]

normally I'd say this has my work written all over it - but the fact that the typing is better, slightly more creative, and I know I'm not doing it... well, it rules out mr HS

assasin X has a thing for midgets too

 

[HappyScrappy]

reasons it can't be me - none of which I can prove:

1) I got karma from them
2) I rarely have the ability to give karma, and when I do, I give it as "HS"
3) I love midgets, but I tend to refer to them, somoans, donkeys, etc - and monkeys.

I'm leaning heavily towards musclebrains. I thought for a bit it was cornholio/ssme/freak show - but I'm not sure.

 

[the nature boy]

seriously - I agree, normally I sort of just have random shit from pop culture pop up - I wish it were me - but this person is more creative and smarter than I am.

damn, I was hoping to trick you into admitting you were X. Now who the hell could it be? supersizeme? it could be him too. Where's Scooby Doo when you need him.

 

[danielson]

reasons it can't be me - none of which I can prove:

1) I got karma from them
2) I rarely have the ability to give karma, and when I do, I give it as "HS"
3) I love midgets, but I tend to refer to them, somoans, donkeys, etc - and monkeys.

I'm leaning heavily towards musclebrains. I thought for a bit it was cornholio/ssme/freak show - but I'm not sure.

i doubted it was you. not your style.

maybe muscle brains....again doubtful. same with winny fan, BO$ isnt this resourceful....

cornholio/ssme/freak show - these people sound like good choices

 

[HappyScrappy]

ssme claims to have no other handles.
freak show hasn't been around much - neither has cornholio.
I know for a fact that cornholio has multiple ones.

other than that - I'd say it is an even tie between me not knowing, and not caring.

 

[the nature boy]

ssme claims to have no other handles.
freak show hasn't been around much - neither has cornholio.
I know for a fact that cornholio has multiple ones.

other than that - I'd say it is an even tie between me not knowing, and not caring.

yeah but this person is creating new usernames and giving out karma to people several times in one day.

 

[smallmovesal]

this just in...

ASSASSIN enjoys that ball jiggling thing you do to me with your tongue but prefers that you wait until the elevator door shuts and everyone else gets off first before you start, ok there Miss Hoover Upright?! >>ASSASSIN X<<

good lord how did he know i am that talented?

 

[danielson]

this just in...

ASSASSIN enjoys that ball jiggling thing you do to me with your tongue but prefers that you wait until the elevator door shuts and everyone else gets off first before you start, ok there Miss Hoover Upright?! >>ASSASSIN X<<

good lord how did he know i am that talented?

this guy can be funny

 

[the nature boy]

this just in...

ASSASSIN enjoys that ball jiggling thing you do to me with your tongue but prefers that you wait until the elevator door shuts and everyone else gets off first before you start, ok there Miss Hoover Upright?! >>ASSASSIN X<<

good lord how did he know i am that talented?

Ms Hoover Upright? He sure does like to use a lot of product names. I'm wondering if he's sponsored by Breath Assure, Mentos, Hoover, and whatever crappy car company makes IROC Z's.

 

[the nature boy]

here's one I got from the other person. It's more sexual in nature. I wish it was a woman that typed this to me, but I'm sure it's a guy:

"I'd like to take this olive oil and drizzle it on your (noun) and then use my hand to (verb) you until you're close to (verb)-ing."

Three things I noticed about this one:

1)no good karma this time, just grey bad karma
2)it's very interesting that this person keeps it "clean" so to speak. He/she replaces any questionable material with (noun) or (verb). Fascinating.
3)I'm not an olive oil person, I like canola.

EF has some very creative and weird people as members. That's why I keep coming back!

 

[danielson]

3)I'm not an olive oil person, I like canola.

apparently its more processed

damn im bored. i should probably work or somethin.....probably

 

[the nature boy]

damn im bored. i should probably work or somethin.....probably

yeah me too. ah nevermind.

 

[danielson]

yeah me too. ah nevermind.

 

[HamHock]

ASSASSIN enjoys that ball jiggling thing you do to me with your tongue but prefers that you wait until the elevator door shuts and everyone else gets off first before you start, ok there Miss Hoover Upright?! >>ASSASSIN X<<

good lord how did he know i am that talented?

Join the crowd Smalls, he has completely de-masculinized me with his Karmic assaults. I didn't realize how funny the Scott Baio thing was until I went back and looked at the dude's avatar (sorry bro).

 

[HumorMe]

I think it is HS now. I've heard about his Scott Baio shrine in his room.

Oh shit, now that's funny!

 

[danielson]

bad karma. but funny

2 words of advice for you from those of us who work out in your gym: COURTESY FLUSH. Oh, and the clown pants and string tank are a nice touch with those 13" biceps there cupcake you open toes shoed wearing lap dancing gay midget freak! >>ASSASSIN X


Darling I've been thinking about you all day and about how much I love your (noun). I can't get it out of my head.

 

[HamHock]

ASSASSIN does not know which is worse, your freakishly disproportioned chest, or that fucking senior picture of yours with the mustache fuzz, velvet tuxedo, and pompador mullet. >>ASSASSIN X<<

I missed this one, oh shit thats funny. Don't worry Happy, I carry a little extra pec on one side too, and I think I am also sporting a little mustach fuzz in my SR pics.

With an ass like this who'd want to cover up?????
No, that muff is there to keep your ears warm honey...........

That lucky bastard....


Nature Boy, unfortunately I also caught your last webcast and ASS X is correct in pointing out your unusual talent. Man I wouldn't of believed it if I didn't see it.

 

[HumorMe]

ASSASSIN finds displeasure with your inbred sister humping ways and animal necrophilia yet is mildly amused by your ability to deep throat a horse you Deliverance lookin Dukes of Hazzard hounddog fucking freak! >>ASSASSIN X<<


ASSASSIN........You're killing me man! LOL! You must be clairvoyent.

 

[HappyScrappy]

personally, I think it is freak show at this point. nothing to prove it. either him or cornholio since there are similar references.

 

[Kryp2o]

personally, I think it is freak show at this point. nothing to prove it. either him or cornholio since there are similar references.

My vote goes to Cornholio. If it was Freak Show I would have been sprayed with his special blend of karma only he and Boy George could have mustered in one of there usual all night reach around sessions. As of yet this has not happened . . .

 

[Freak Show]

My vote goes to Cornholio. If it was Freak Show I would have been sprayed with his special blend of karma only he and Boy George could have mustered in one of there usual all night reach around sessions. As of yet this has not happened . . .

Ahh my dear Kryp2o. I suggest you strap on your velcro Prokeds and take them 12in. bowed legs of yours and haul your pimply ass, cuz when i catch up to you i'm gonna beat you retarded.

 

[the nature boy]

and a new suspect emerges.... kryp2o!!! <insert dramatic music here>

 

[Kryp2o]

Now this is classic.

"You show up to ASSASSIN's gym in a baby T midrift, frayed Daisy Dukes, sporting a Flock of Seagulls mullet & THEN actually ASK WHY He kicked your & your fucking gay fat shiny spandexed freak workout partner, FREAK SHOW's asses??!! >>ASSASSIN X<<"

Freak: It's 11.5 inches. Don't forget.

Natch: Not me, it has cornholio written all over it . . . I love it.

 

[the nature boy]

Now this is classic.

"You show up to ASSASSIN's gym in a baby T midrift, frayed Daisy Dukes, sporting a Flock of Seagulls mullet & THEN actually ASK WHY He kicked your & your fucking gay fat shiny spandexed freak workout partner, FREAK SHOW's asses??!! >>ASSASSIN X<<"

Freak: It's 11.5 inches. Don't forget.

Natch: Not me, it has cornholio written all over it . . . I love it.

it all makes sense now! Well done kryp2o, I think you've solved the mystery.

 

[HamHock]

...Flock of Seagulls mullet....???? You say that like it isn't cool or something.

Baby tees, frayed Daisy Dukes, shiny spandex....ASS X can really paint a visual picure, I think I might have nightmares now about that workout duo.

 

[the nature boy]

he has finally struck again!!!!


Much like your mother was this morning when she forgot to pluck your unibrow and let you go out in that Member's Only jacket, white Sassoon jeans and Joe Dirt mullet, you are WRONG about the ASSASSIN's identity. >>ASSASSIN X<<


is it ssme?

 

[HappyScrappy]

the people I've seen reference to Memeber's Only jackets and Flock of Seagulls in the past were:
Havoc
Thick Dog
DOT
Cornoholio
Freak Show
SSMe

is there another?

SSME and Cornholio deny any involvement...

 

[the nature boy]

the people I've seen reference to Memeber's Only jackets and Flock of Seagulls in the past were:
Havoc
Thick Dog
DOT
Cornoholio
Freak Show
SSMe

that is quite a list of freaks you've come up with. all are guilty of some sort of crime against humanity.

I'd say it's havoc.

 

[Freak Show]

Now this is classic.

"You show up to ASSASSIN's gym in a baby T midrift, frayed Daisy Dukes, sporting a Flock of Seagulls mullet & THEN actually ASK WHY He kicked your & your fucking gay fat shiny spandexed freak workout partner, FREAK SHOW's asses??!! >>ASSASSIN X<<"

Oh dear God, he thinks we're workout partners! I knew I never should have let you convince me to go to that all male revue you wouldn't shut up about. Great, I'm now branded.

This guy's fuckin funny.

 

[the nature boy]

Oh dear God, he thinks we're workout partners! I knew I never should have let you convince me to go to that all male revue you wouldn't shut up about.

 

[Kryp2o]

Now this one threw me off:

"It made me want to drop to my knees and lick the downy, blushing folds of her pussy until my tongue went numb."

Deserves good karma . . . but no sig attached.