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Who has the best mouth on elite?

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Who has the best mouth on Elite?

  • Luv2workout

    Votes: 10 12.8%

  • SlickassBiatch

    Votes: 7 9.0%

  • Kat

    Votes: 2 2.6%

  • Nightfly

    Votes: 5 6.4%

  • Kartchick

    Votes: 22 28.2%

  • Tnheygirl

    Votes: 9 11.5%

  • Onekikasswomen

    Votes: 1 1.3%

  • VenusVixen

    Votes: 2 2.6%

  • Sailorgirl

    Votes: 7 9.0%

  • Bikinimom

    Votes: 13 16.7%
  • Total voters
    78
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Captain_insano

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Some of our elite members have never seen your face let alone your mouths..Please post your pics so that you can be the mouth of Elite. Prizes have not yet been determined at this time. So if you are nominated then put up your pic, if you are not nominated then put up your pic...ladies fire away!

Luvs2workout

Kat

Nightfly

Kartchick

Bikinimom

Tnheygirl

Venusvixen aka buffredheadgirl

Onekikasswomen

Slickassbiatch

Sailorgirl
 
I'm hurt ... I think I should have been included in the list of nominees. :bawling:
 
hey, hey, hey

Ok, my ego's game enough - even though from what I remember kartchick has a pretty fine pair of lips.


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velvett.jpg



:idea:
 
I forgot. I think Kartchick swallows, so she gets my vote.

Although I like what comes out of velvett's mouth in her posts (or her fingers, I guess).
 
my vote is for Velvett

Well I was going to nominate you but it seems that you just posted your pic

Check her out fellas and ladies. hmmmm...yummy
 
All these mouths have good form, but what about function? When posting your pic, please put a note beside it, rating the function of your mouth in psi. This will aid greatly in determining the best mouth.

What do you say Cappy? Do any of these rival Chinese Takeout?

So many mouths...so little time.
 
Shit I am up against some tough competition here. I am going to lose...LOL...:p

Good luck to everyone, though! I think it will be between bikinimom and KC. Go girlies!
 
Night Fly said:
Shit I am up against some tough competition here. I am going to lose...LOL...:p

Good luck to everyone, though! I think it will be between bikinimom and KC. Go girlies!
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I also like what comes out of your mouth, Flygirl.
 
well from what i have seen i am gonna have to say..................................KARTCHICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i believe she called them "little pink tacos." what a coincidence, i love mexican food. i can just imagine her eating mexican food with the sour cream sauce running on the side of her lips. of course the food would be take out and we would be eating at home (in my room with the mirrors on the ceiling) so noone could disturb us while i am getting the sour cream off of her lips. after that i would dip my beef burrito in her special sauce. only upon her consent of course.

then on to the fun part.........dessert! lots of chocolate syrup, cherries, and whipped cream.

sincerely,
scotty2hotty
 
LOL superdave

i haven't voted because i don't know what enough of these people look like.

i think they should post headshots so it can be assessed properly :)
 
Okay, here is me at a party two years ago. I was a slut for halloween so pardon the outfit and the money which is hanging from it! :D

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Stan O'Zolol said:
O.K girls...so Johnson may be better looking than me but...I have a longer tongue.;)
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YEAH, WELL I HAVE A LONGER...NEVERMIND
 
kartchick

i'm sorry (not really) but i had to reply again. i just got finished eating some mexican food. and take a wild guess what it had on it. yep you guessed it.....sour cream. all over it. all i could think about was those little pink tacos of yours. whenever you're ready to go eat some little pink tacos you just shoot me a mail.
 
Hey there, Captain - How are you???

You are the one of the few who has seen my pics dear... WAY too many people look at this board!
 
HAH! YOU HAVE EYE BROWS LIKE MY EX! YOU CAN MAKE OUT SOME OF HER FACE IN MY PIC
 
Hey Luvs2workout

luv2workout said:
Hey there, Captain - How are you???

You are the one of the few who has seen my pics dear... WAY too many people look at this board!
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Could i post your pic if i smudge your face??? if not it's ok no problem..


I refuse to comment on guys mouths.
 
Big J

lol you mean little petite eyebrows! lol Actually they are called overgroomed eyebrows!lol Your ex looks really cute from only the bit of face I can see. She's my type chic.
 
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Re: Hey Luvs2workout

Captain_insano said:



Could i post your pic if i smudge your face??? if not it's ok no problem..


I refuse to comment on guys mouths.
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Well, what the hell....go ahead. I dont know how to do all that fancy stuff...:rolleyes:
 
kartchick83 said:
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It's nice to see where all those vulgar words come flying out LMAO

Are your pics posted anywhere on here? I mean other than your pie hole :)
 
kartchick83 said:


hehehe, the words cum out of my finger tips, I don't talk like that in real life (haha), I gotta kiss my momma with those lips too ya know. lol, & yes my pics are around somewhere. :kiss:
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Ahhh so you are using your cyber personality then? Don't get me wrong..... doesn't bother me. I definatley don't cuss around my momma...... she would probably whack me upside the head to this day if I did.

Ok I can't find your pics at all. Wanna e-mail them to me? If so it is [email protected] ........ if not... well no sweat:cool: ;)
 
I'm going to smash myself in the mouth with a hockey puck so I can have sensual lips too.

If men see womens lips as cockgrips, what does a woman find attractive in a man's lips. Is it that lesbian thing again?
 
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Kartchick!

I gotta ask...

What lipstick is that? I love that color.

(It's a girl thang, guys.)

(Damn woman, you do have a great mouth & teeth for that matter.)
:D

My fav lip trick - big soft damp toothbrush and some Vaseline on damp lips - then gently brush in little circle over ye olde lipage. NIIIIIIIICE
Dry off - and re-condition those lips.
 
I can only speak for myself here...

Stan O'Zolol said:
[snip]...If men see womens lips as cockgrips, what does a woman find attractive in a man's lips. Is it that lesbian thing again?
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MMmmm - it's all about kissing and the lower lip nibble.
Oh, lordy do a pair of pouty lips feel good on skin.

That's not to say a pair of full lips guarantee a fabulous kisser, nor does it insinuate that thinner lips don't produce fine, fine kissers.

I tell ya thought, I can gawk and completely lose myself when confronted with a pair full, pouty (especially the lower lip) lips.

:goof:

excuse me - I need a moment

ROWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRR




? - I don't get the lesbian part there Stan.
 
I am all about the lower lip hugging tightly around my whapper with the ho stroking it vigorously until i JACK in her Sweet Talk Pipe.....ah guuusshhe....ah guuussshhee.

When i get home i will post Luv2workout's pic, then maybe she will give Bikinimom and Kart some competition.....tune is at 8:30pm to find out!
 
Kartchick, do those lips ever suck. (can be taken in the from of a question).;)

velvett, the lesbian thing...well, a womens lips are thought to instinctively represent to men...well, another part of the female anatomy. Kartchick phrased it more eloquently as 'cockgrips'. If a woman saw the same thing in a mans lips, that's where the lesbo part comes in. :)
 
Hey it's Luvs2workout

Alright, As promised...Luv2workout... i smudged your eyes because they are the window to your soul and that shouldn't belong to anyone but your husband and me of course.

Guys and Gals, Luv2workout is very beautiful in my book, she is a little shy though so please judge her pic as if someone was judging yours! She has never posted a pic on Elitefitness to my knowledge. So be nice! :) I think that She is Sweet....

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Night Fly said:
DAYUM....I'd let those lips lick all over me! Oh shit...did I say that out loud???? ;)
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I'LL PRETEND I DIDN'T HEAR YOU...BUT I'LL BE PAYING YOU A VISIT COME HALLOWEEN :bat:

THERE ARE A LOT OF VERY ATTRACTIVE GIRLS HERE, BUT LOOK AT THIS FACE. YOU KNOW A GIRL WITH A SMIRK LIKE THAT HAS TO BE FUN TO BE AROUND. JUST LOOKING AT HER MAKES ME SMILE :)

SMALL MOVES ALL
 
ohhhh. woow. and married.....DOH!!!

see, i need all the facts before i can make my voting decision. now im swayed toward luvs.
 
bignate73 said:
ohhhh. woow. and married.....DOH!!!

see, i need all the facts before i can make my voting decision. now im swayed toward luvs.
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My thoughts exactly!
 
You should have just cropped the mouth. I have a feeling people are being swayed by her jubblies. I think this contest is fixed!
 
Luv2Workout is the best looking everything on here, as far as females go........now I know why Capt. speaks so highly of her and her looks.....holy cow!
 
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did i make my point yet?
 
brickshithouse4080 said:
Is the Chinese Takeout girl listed above?

But seriously, my vote's for Night Fly. She's got the hair to run my hands through too.
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Chinese takeout is presently indisposed.
 
brickshithouse4080 said:
LMAO @ Insano
Fucker you crack me up.
seriously, that wasn't a sarcastic flame. we need more with your sense of humor here
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Ok buddy who are you on MM? lmao.;)
 
brickshithouse4080 said:
Dude, I never been there, don't plan to go there. There is too much porn to watch in between postings for just this site. Only so much time.
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I take from the mention of porn that you are a male. Do you Bodybuild? What are your stats, age, weight, height, bf%??
 
Insano- Yes and yes, but I am on my way back from a long layoff, look like crap and will post those goodies in a couple of months when I don't have to admit how bad I've let myself slip.
 
did i mention kartchick? yeah i think i did. well i'm just gonna reitterate that statement one more time.


KARTCHICK HAS THE BEST MOUTH/LIPS/ ON ELITE.
 
now im all fucked up.
explanation:
ever had those deja vu moments. well when i read that little exchange between insano and brickshithouse ending with scotty2hotty...i had seen that before. oh weird. i am going to bed before i start throwing the chicken bones and telling the future. :eek:

for the record. all the lips/mouths i have seen on here are damn nice. i cant nail down one to be my favorite. though after seeing a pic of slickassbiatch on another board, i know which lips/mouth are attached to a damn fine body. yum.
 
Alright Brick-Welcome back!

Scotty2hotty- yes you did

Bignate-That's kinda wierd, i have never talked to brickshithouse before, buti i have had deja vu's before...maybe we are puppets like in the Matrix.
 
Kartchick

It looks like we have a new champion in the MOUTH department. The Winner by 5 is KARTCHICK. Congratualtions to you! You can Cum to NJ and pick up your prize in person or give me your address so i can take your mouth for a test drive.


Nice job and make all of your ladies jobs Blow Jobs!:angel:
 
So, you're a porn star....stand up and let's see your whole body
 
kartchick83 said:

Fuckin little turd.........
Goddamnit Frackal made me cuss...bastard
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Do I detect a hint of jealousy here........... :)

Sorry KC, I just couldn't resist.

And Paradice(sp. ), do you have the intelligence
to back up those looks?
Nice voluptuous body though.

Godspeed

And PS KC: I thought you said one week? Its been one day!
LOL
 
Paradice......... dayyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmm girl

You are the one I called out from the MM board about being a hottie...... what part of AZ you in?
 
Paradise you have a great mouth. I bet you could suck the crome off of a trailer hitch. On that note...how you doing?
 
come to think of it, paradise looks like Jenna Jameson....
keep dreamin girl
 
Big Wiggs is gaddamn hot. :)

Cappy...you're the only one who has that pic of me now, cause the bastad's deleted my copy from the hard drive at work.
 
HEY GUYS.WASN'T TRYING TO GET IN A POLL.I AM NEW HERE AND READ ON ONE OF THE OTHER BOARDS THAT EVERYONE SHOULD POST A PIC AT CHAT & CONV. BOARD SO EVERY ONE WOULD KNOW WHAT EVERYBODY LOOKS LIKE.SO DON'T PUT ME IN THE POLL.SORRY!!THANKS FOR THE COMPLIMENTS THOUGH.WOULD HAVE POSTED A BETTER MOUTH PIC FOR THIS POLL.*SMILES*
 
paradise you can be in my own private poll,but first you must answer this are you married? have kids?

lol
 
Kartchick wins hands down IMO. Sure there are quite a few hot women on this board but I haven't seen anything come close to Kartchicks mouth. Shit, I haven't been able to get it off my mind for a couple days now......damn, I think I need to get laid :bawling:
 
Hey Kat i still have pics of you but no closeups of you mouth.

Paradise post the better mouth pic.

;)
 
bodacious said:
:kiss:
wow
you are hot Big Johnson.
you are hotter than me.
impressive!
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BAY AREA, EH? YOU ARE FEMALE, RIGHT? THANK YOU FOR THE COMPLIMENT :) WHERE'S YOUR PIC?
 
Wow! KC is running away with it. It's a toss up between her and tnheygrl as far as I'm concerned.
 
Kart Chick is the winner by far unless some chick posts their pic and gets more than 21 votes...

:o
 
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