Which would you choose?

[Buddy_Christ]

In case you havn't picked up on it yet, this planet is marked for destruction. My army and I will eventually eradicate the entire human race and piss all over each other laughing when we turn this planet into asteroids.

So, now that you are armed with the knowledge that this planet will eventually be blown to bits, would you choose to kill off your fellow man and join us when we blast off of this planet and back into outer space, or would you stay and die like everyone else?

If you chose to help kill off humanity, you wouldn't be enslaved but made a part of my army and would assist in conquering and destroying other planets in this galaxy.

If you chose to die (resistance is futile, you will all die) alongside your fellow man, it would be slow and painful.

So which do you choose?

 

[nycgirl]

Can I take a few people back with me or do I have to kill everyone?

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Can I take a few people back with me or do I have to kill everyone?

It depends on how much room we have on the ship based on how many volunteers we get. The first volunteers can recruit some other humans to help with the slaughter. I'd say we have room for maybe 30 of you pathetic life forms. We could take more but we don't want the shitters getting clogged.

 

[wootoom]

damnt that avatar is gross

 

[hamstershaver]

does your name mean fromunda cheese?

 

[nycgirl]

It depends on how much room we have on the ship based on how many volunteers we get. The first volunteers can recruit some other humans to help with the slaughter. I'd say we have room for maybe 30 of you pathetic life forms. We could take more but we don't want the shitters getting clogged.

I doubt the people I want with me would kill others. I'm afraid I will have to die with them.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

damnt that avatar is gross

You don't find me attractive?

It's okay, I don't find you humans attractive either.

 

[JarheadChiro]

Ummm, do they have burgers where were goin?

If not, forget it rob.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Ummm, do they have burgers where were goin?

If not, forget it rob.

If you like when we get to the next planet you can grind up their flesh and make your own burgers.

 

[chefbone]

Are you fucked up today crak???

 

[hardrock]

Point em out and they're dead. I'd love traveling the universe killing off entire planetary systems one at a time. Sign me up!

And his avi is Oderus from Gwar I believe.

 

[StickFigure]

hey crak.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Point em out and they're dead. I'd love traveling the universe killing off entire planetary systems one at a time. Sign me up!

And his avi is Oderus from Gwar I believe.

If you want to live while we cruise the galaxy beware of Slymenstra Hymen. Once we landed on this planet she took an interest in the mating rituals of the praying mantis. As soon as she lets a guy stick his dick in her, she stabs them in the throat and then rides until she has an orgasim. She says the feeling of them convulsing while dying makes her get off harder.

 

[JayC9]

If you want to live while we cruise the galaxy beware of Slymenstra Hymen. Once we landed on this planet she took an interest in the mating rituals of the praying mantis. As soon as she lets a guy stick his dick in her, she stabs them in the throat and then rides until she has an orgasim. She says the feeling of them convulsing while dying makes her get off harder.

Our earth women do a similar thing, when they let a guy stick their dick in them they stab them in the wallet and ride them till it's empty.