Which human body part increases to ten times it's size when stimulated?

[unclecharlie]

The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her
class, "Which human body part increases to ten times
its size when stimulated?"

No one answered until little Mary stood up and said,
"You should not be asking sixth-graders a question
like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they
will go and tell the principal, who will then fire
you!"

Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again,
"Which body part increases to 10 times its size when
stimulated?"

Little Mary's mouth fell open. Then she said to
those around her, "Boy, is she going to get in big
trouble!"

The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the
class, "Anybody?"

Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously,
and said, "The body part that increases 10 times its
size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye."

Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to
Mary and continued. "As for you, young lady, I have
three things to say:

One, you have a dirty mind.

Two, you didn't read your homework.

And three, one day you are going to be very, very
disappointed. "

 

[Steviemh]

that's hilarious

 

[needtogetaas]

lol

 

[DJ_UFO]

Hahahaha