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When Zippy Attacks...

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what are some of the insane things that dave tate (zippy) has done at westside that have made u think - dam this guy is freakin insane - yet a dam strong MF!
how about a top 5 events if possible?
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I don't think insane is the right term. Stupid would be better in my opinion. Dave seems to be the guy who always has stupid stuff happen to him. Here are the top two:

#2- While doing dumbell bench press on the stability ball, the ball pops. There goes Dave flying down to the ground and he still has the dumbells in his hands. The look on his face was priceless. Anywhere else and everyone would have been running over to see if he was okay. But, not at WBC. I still have the picture in my mind of Joe McCoy laying on the ground and crying from laughing so hard. I'm sure it wasn't the fact that Dave is fat that caused the ball to pop, it probably hit a nail in the floor. Yeah right!

#1- Drum roll please........Dave is doing pulldown abs and the cable snaps on the pulldown machine. Dave face plants at about 300 miles per hour. Even I was on the floor laughing this time. Once again, I'm sure it wasn't the fact that Dave is fat. The cable probably just had too much wear. Yeah right.

Okay, I'll give you one more. My wife had never met Dave before. We are at a meet and she had flown up form Florida to watch. Dave is doing his third squat and smashes his head on the bar. Blood goes everywhere. My wife, Sarah, is sitting with Traci Tate. She askes Traci who that was and Traci tells her that is her husband. Sarah is quiet and doesn't know what to say. Traci looks at her and says, "Go ahead and call him a dumbass because he is." Dave then proceeds to walkout of the warmup room with an old white knee wrap around his head and this huge blood spot in the middle of his forehead. Traci looks at Sarah and says, "See, I told you he was a dumbass."
 
WE WANT MORE DAVE TATE & ZIPPY STORIES!!!
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Did I ever tell you the one about the grapefruit, the ball of knarled twine, the Taiwanese hooker, and the French midget with the video camera? Hell, I was in the closet with a six pack of Bud, a half pack of Camel's and still, to this day, can't figure out how they all came together. The last part of the sentence can be, and should be, taken in the most sexual way possible. If you didn't get it the first time, re-read it and laugh your ass off. Or at least throw up.

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The midget was a MAN, no matter what Dave says,
Jim
 
TATE CURLS

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Care to develop eye popping biceps? Do you want to turn heads at the beach or when wearing your favorite extra-medium silk shirt? Do what Dave Tate does and curl that undeniable sex appeal towards you with Tate Curls. Choke a mini-band around the top of a power rack and grasp the other end in your hand (make sure you are wearing some sort of gloves to avoid callouses). Using super strict and super slow form, curl the band and really FEEL your biceps exploding. Make sure you have a sugar daddy that pays you to stand in front of his friends and pose in lycra trunks that show off your well developed glutes.
 
LOL o.k. one is that is not Dave(Wendler I believe), and he ain't the only crazy one, I walked in and thought someone spilled their red Gatorade once and everyone was like no-that was chuck headbutting the bar because he missed a lift-the he made the lift. Or once in band camp...... got a few but I regress, lol.
 
Oh I knew the one was Jim... but had to throw it in there. Just posted them for the unenlightened few that don't make it over to elitefts...they really miss out.
 
does elitefts have a forum? if so, i never saw it..all i ever get to on there is the articles
 
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