What's your most dreaded stereotype of the opposite sex?

[Burning_Inside]

One of mine is the following:

The low twenty-something aged, divorced, "On the Go!™" single mom who has infinite amounts of wisdom cause she's "Been Through It All!™". She is wide eyed and starstuck at the fact that she is a "Successful Proffesional Woman™" because she holds a supervisory position barely making 20 grand a year.

I HATE them.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I HATE them.

I hate everybody.......you too. j/k
I've never met anyone like you described above.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

that they spend without thinking.

 

[Robert Jan]

Their instability

 

[javaguru]

Attention whore...can't stand them but I ALWAYS end up dating one. BTW, when I first meet them they all swear they can't stand that kind of behavior....whatever.

 

[Burning_Inside]

I hate everybody.......you too. j/k
I've never met anyone who like you described above.

Well you don't necessarily have to meet them personally. But you've really never seen the professional on the go single know it all single mom before? Even in movies, commercials?

 

[Burning_Inside]

Attention whore...can't stand them but I ALWAYS end up dating one. BTW, when I first meet them they all swear they can't stand that kind of behavior....whatever.

OK but any specific attention whore? Blonde hair? Red? Tall ones, fat ones? They're all different

 

[SoKlueles]

men that dont tell u stuff about them and then u find out after you already broke up

 

[Burning_Inside]

men that dont tell u stuff about them and then u find out after you already broke up

Like how many STD's they had?

 

[Robert Jan]

Histrionic chicks get to me really bad

 

[SoKlueles]

Like how many STD's they had?

lol bite me, but stuff like that and more

 

[Burning_Inside]

Histrionic chicks get to me really bad

Look either you use 5th grade words or below or you do not come on this thread. Have respect for the community.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Well you don;lt necessarily have to meet them personally. But you've really never seen the professional on the go single know it all single mom before? Ebven in movies, commercials?

In commercials ? Yeah, I've seen them, rancid fucking whores! The whole lot of them!! J/K
Single mothers are almost non-existent where I'm from, but
judging from your context, I think I can tell how you derived your animosity.
A know it all, with or without kitty is one vocal cord to many...

 

[Burning_Inside]

lol bite me, but stuff like that and more

Stuff like that?!?! You mean this really happened personally?

 

[SoKlueles]

Stuff like that?!?! You mean this really happened personally?

noooooooooooooooooooo but im not getting into it........had nothing to do with any STDs

 

[jerkbox]

any biotch driving a minivan

 

[SoKlueles]

any biotch driving a minivan

oh shit

 

[Burning_Inside]

In commercials ? Yeah, I've seen them, rancid fucking whores! The whole lot of them!! J/K
Single mothers are almost non-existent where I'm from, but
judging from your context, I think I can tell how you derived your animosity.
A know it all, with or without kitty is one vocal cord to many...

Yeah single young moms are everywhere where I come from. I don't know what the fuck it is around here but it's cool I guess to be a single parent of one if not more kids by the time you're 25, and preferably only making minimum wage. Finding a job around here paying more than 20k yearly without a college degree is hard and I guess when someone finds one, they just become simply awesome. Women kind of take it a few miles further than the guys tho'. I guess it's cause they feel that as women they're opressed, and when they start having income most people around here don't have, even if it is a shitty amount to begin with, they are like hahaha what now I'm awesome!!!

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

had nothing to do with any STDs

liar

 

[Burning_Inside]

any biotch driving a minivan

With the cellphone in one hand and mascara in the other while turning around to beat the fuck out of her little rotten bastardized children in the backseat?

 

[jerkbox]

With the cellphone in one hand and mascara in the other while turning around to beat the fuck out of her little rotten bastardized children in the backseat?

that's the one

 

[Burning_Inside]

that's the one

Sometimes I fanasize about hooking up with a girl like that just so i can ride along in her minivan with her and beat the shit out of those bastards.

 

[vinylgroover]

The type of woman who needs to create drama or have drama in her life in order to seek attention in order to be happy.......really really shits me.

 

[Robert Jan]

Look either you use 5th grade words or below or you do not come on this thread. Have respect for the community.

HAHA.
Histrionic=
Personality disorder... means people (read:women) who are uncomfortable any second they are not the center of attention, exaggerate anecdotes to appear interesting, fake or exaggerate medical or mental problems to get attention and sympathy, overestimate their personal relations to people thinking everyone loves them and telling people they love them, take themselves too serious and will generally do anything for attention.

Basically an attention whore more correctly explained.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

My X-husband

 

[Becoming]

Basically an attention whore more correctly explained.

LOL priceless

 

[Burning_Inside]

HAHA.
Histrionic=
Personality disorder... means people (read:women) who are uncomfortable any second they are not the center of attention, exaggerate anecdotes to appear interesting, fake or exaggerate medical or mental problems to get attention and sympathy, overestimate their personal relations to people thinking everyone loves them and telling people they love them, take themselves too serious and will generally do anything for attention.

Basically an attention whore more correctly explained.

Well ok. Thanks because I can now find many times in my daily life to use this word.

 

[flex123]

one uqestion I need to know

How did you put those trademark Tm symbols like that?????????

 

[Robert Jan]

Well ok. Thanks because I can now find many times in my daily life to use this word.

lol. Just be sure to remember that the condition is called Histrionia, not Histrionicism. That would make you look silly.

 

[BO-DEN]

i hate " LOUD™" bitches


BO-DEN

 

[Burning_Inside]

i hate " LOUD™" bitches


BO-DEN

I bet you copy and pasted in the ™ sym'ol cause you don't know how to make it yourself.

 

[bran987]

that just because they are single moms they have to:

"take kay of they keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeds. I don't have no hus'a'band round I gotta take kay o my keeeeeeeeds you don't undastand"

of course you have to take care of your fucking kids
I can't control it that the company I work for owns 40 year old apartments that can't get the temperature inside down lower than 75 degrees fareinheit. they aren't going to die 75 degrees is not that bad.

if there is a crack in your patio are you going to tell me you are afraid yo keeds will fall in?

everyone who has kids has to take care of them stop using them as leverage

also don't poke holes in the condoms before you bang guys and then be surprised when you grunt out monkeys and they don't marry you for it.

 

[CFZB]

that just because they are single moms they have to:

"take kay of they keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeds. I don't have no hus'a'band round I gotta take kay o my keeeeeeeeds you don't undastand"

of course you have to take care of your fucking kids
I can't control it that the company I work for owns 40 year old apartments that can't get the temperature inside down lower than 75 degrees fareinheit. they aren't going to die 75 degrees is not that bad.

if there is a crack in your patio are you going to tell me you are afraid yo keeds will fall in?

everyone who has kids has to take care of them stop using them as leverage

also don't poke holes in the condoms before you bang guys and then be surprised when you grunt out monkeys and they don't marry you for it.

pardon me , did you just say "grunt out monkeys"?.......

 

[chewyxrage]

Lol

 

[bran987]

pardon me , did you just say "grunt out monkeys"?.......

it's a phrase a radio dj uses here in dallas

just means little humans, babies

i see where you get it to be racial but I didn't mean it that way

I'm speaking of all races just single moms in general who act like they have responsibilities that 2 parent families don't have as well

It's also biased that I had to deal with this today in particular, this thing doesn't really bother me everyday.

 

[CFZB]

it's a phrase a radio dj uses here in dallas

just means little humans, babies

i see where you get it to be racial but I didn't mean it that way

I'm speaking of all races just single moms in general who act like they have responsibilities that 2 parent families don't have as well

It's also biased that I had to deal with this today in particular, this thing doesn't really bother me everyday.

lol...i didnt even take it racial bro...just sounded funny...

 

[bran987]

lol...i didnt even take it racial bro...just sounded funny...

lol I think it's funny too that's why I quote the guy on it

well I'm also biased against women who get pregnant on purpose to try to keep guys

ok I'm finished those are the stereotypes I don't like

 

[Robert Jan]

bitches who get pregnant purposely without the guy knowing should be tortured to a slow death and their kid should be made into pigfood.

CLEAN THE POPULATION

 

[casualbb]

Girls who talk about pointless emotional bullshit...

Like you'll be hanging out with them, having a normal conversation, and then something somebody says reminds them of something that was funny sometime, and one goes, "ohmigod, that is *JUST* *LIKE* _____" where ___ is something that only girls find funny, and then they giggle for 20 minutes while the guys stand around and look uncomfortable. But we put up with it anyway because we want the poon. I, however, draw the line at pretending to think it's funny.

 

[milo hobgoblin]

Okay I have to do this in caps becasue I hate them SO much

MIDDLE AGED, SHORT HAIRED, UGLY ASS, MINI VAN DRIVING, NO MAKEUP WEARING, OPRAH WTACHING, BITCHING ABOUT THEIR HUSBAND BECAUSE HE CHEATS ON THEIR UGLY NON SEXUAL ASS HOUSEWIVES.

THEY CUT OFF ALL THEIR HAIR, LOOK LIKE FUCKING DYKES AND RESENT ANYONE WHO GETS IN THEIR WAY TO DROP THEIR SPOILED FUCKING BRATS OFF AT SOCCER WHILE THEY RACE HOME TO AGREE WITH EVERYTHING OUT DR PHIL RETARDS MOUTH

I FUCKING HATE, HATE HATE HATE aggghhhaggagagshshshshg HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE THEM.

 

[Robert Jan]

Kevin Spacey's wife in American Beauty.
I wanted to kill her so bad. painfullly. slowly.
Kevin is a hero

 

[Burning_Inside]

so we all hate minivan moms i can tell

 

[Robert Jan]

In holland nobody hates minivans though. or calls them minivan.

It depends how you look at it. its either a small van, or a big car.

We call them spacewagons

 

[Mandy]

Everyone take a deep breath and just release the negativity.....
Count S-L-O-W-L-Y to ten and just inhale and exhale....
Imagine the sunshine warm on your shoulders and just r-e-l-a-x.....
Ahhhh.....

 

[Mandy]

LMFAO...........
I can't take this thread anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Robert Jan]

Only because you recognise yourself

 

[Mandy]

Only because you recognise yourself

Uhhh........
How bout kiss my ass!!!!
I am not a single mother dirving a minivan, beating my kids.
Sorry!
I just hate hearing people be so negative when there is so much good stuff we could be focusing on. Like what our favorite part about the opposite sex is...
You don't even know me, so I would appreciate it if you would not label me as if you know.
Thanks!!!

 

[Robert Jan]

no but aren't you an attention whore?
You totally set off my histrio-radar a few times before.

 

[Mandy]

Sorry you feel threatened by my presence. I am not an attention whore. I could give a shit less what people think about me and I don't need anyone's approval.

 

[Robert Jan]

Lol @ threatened. It's obvious you get dogged when you come into a woman bashing thread and bash the bashers. That's just asking to get bashed-bash.

You did make some posts that made me roll my eyes

 

[jerseyart]

These threads are funny.

If you're going to date/marry them , it might be a good idea to learn to actually like women

 

[Dial_tone]

In holland nobody hates minivans though. or calls them minivan.

It depends how you look at it. its either a small van, or a big car.

We call them spacewagons

I thought everybody rode bikes cuz the country is like 25 miles from one side to the other.

 

[Mandy]

Lol @ threatened. It's obvious you get dogged when you come into a woman bashing thread and bash the bashers. That's just asking to get bashed-bash.

You did make some posts that made me roll my eyes

Sorry I am not some miserable old man that only has time to notice the things I hate about life.

 

[Robert Jan]

I thought everybody rode bikes cuz the country is like 25 miles from one side to the other.

I believe we have 518 private personal vehicles to 1000 inhabitants.

country is still a couple hours drive from one side to the other and btw when you live in a small country you dont necessarily travel less you just go abroad more often. We do travel less than americans though because its more densely populated so stuff you need is closer by

 

[onebigab]

Sometimes I fanasize about hooking up with a girl like that just so i can ride along in her minivan with her and beat the shit out of those bastards.

No no no you got it all wrong. You hook up with them so you can start trouble with the kids and them mom can turn around and beat the shit out of them for causing trouble. Leaving you, looking good.

 

[supersizeme]

lol @ grunting out monkeys

 

[Robert Jan]

Sorry I am not some miserable old man that only has time to notice the things I hate about life.

Im 18 years old

 

[Mandy]

Im 18 years old

That makes it even more pathetic...

 

[Robert Jan]

sure. How come you got so much karma and so few posts?

Did you post nudes?

send em over.

 

[Mandy]

sure. How come you got so much karma and so few posts?

Did you post nudes?

send em over.

Well evidently people don't think I am some attention starved whore if they are giving me karma.
Did ya ever think about that???
No I have not posted nudes, and if I did I wouldn't send them to you cause then I am sure all that I would hear is that you "rolled your eyes" and thought of me as an attention starved whore.
No thanks!!!

 

[Robert Jan]

lol.

 

[Burning_Inside]

Well evidently people don't think I am some attention starved whore if they are giving me karma.
Did ya ever think about that???
No I have not posted nudes, and if I did I wouldn't send them to you cause then I am sure all that I would hear is that you "rolled your eyes" and thought of me as an attention starved whore.
No thanks!!!

I think you got so much karma cause you got your spine straightened, looks much better.

 

[Burning_Inside]

On the brighter side it's obvious that there's really nothing to hate about us guys, because only one girl really had a complaint on this thread, and there's a lot of women on this board. It's cool to know that we can really not do anything wrong practically ever.

 

[pharmadan]

That makes it even more pathetic...

Give the kid a break. He is probably still a virgin. Poor kid.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

some miserable old man that only has time to notice the things I hate about life.

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[gonelifting]

Okay I have to do this in caps becasue I hate them SO much

MIDDLE AGED, SHORT HAIRED, UGLY ASS, MINI VAN DRIVING, NO MAKEUP WEARING, OPRAH WTACHING, BITCHING ABOUT THEIR HUSBAND BECAUSE HE CHEATS ON THEIR UGLY NON SEXUAL ASS HOUSEWIVES.

THEY CUT OFF ALL THEIR HAIR, LOOK LIKE FUCKING DYKES AND RESENT ANYONE WHO GETS IN THEIR WAY TO DROP THEIR SPOILED FUCKING BRATS OFF AT SOCCER WHILE THEY RACE HOME TO AGREE WITH EVERYTHING OUT DR PHIL RETARDS MOUTH

I FUCKING HATE, HATE HATE HATE aggghhhaggagagshshshshg HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE THEM.

OMFG! This is ME!!!

oh shit. *delete*<backspace*<<* FUCK!!!

 

[jerseyart]

OMFG! This is ME!!!

oh shit. *delete*<backspace*<<* FUCK!!![/QUOTELMFAO

 

[Robert Jan]

Give the kid a break. He is probably still a virgin. Poor kid.

nope and stfu

 

[slickdadd]

Man, some of you guys must be really ugly.

 

[Robert Jan]

haha. Know that one about the nail and it's head?

 

[HS Lifter]

Robert jan, pm me those nudes of mandy when you are done.

Thanks!

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Man, some of you guys must be really ugly.

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[Mandy]

^^^^^^^^^

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

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[crew9]

Uhhh........

I just hate hearing people be so negative when there is so much good stuff we could be focusing on. Like what our favorite part about the opposite sex is...
!

Can't go wrong with a girls butt. Good boobs are also a favorite...

 

[RaZor Ramon]

Bitchiness. nuff said.

 

[beefybull]

GOM is the funniest shit I've seen today!

 

[Burning_Inside]

GOM is the funniest shit I've seen today!

wtf is gom?

 

[bran987]

wtf is gom?

I think gom is to omg as bor is to orb
SAT

 

[-SD-]

Well you don't necessarily have to meet them personally. But you've really never seen the professional on the go single know it all single mom before? Even in movies, commercials?

Holy fuck orb, there are a million of them there women here in Austin.

 

[beefybull]

wtf is gom?

Gruntin out monkeys

 

[bran987]

Gruntin out monkeys

oh shit beefy

we just made a new acronym

GOM bitch!!!!!