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Lao Tzu

Lao Tzu

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Mine would be a teacher/student at an eastern philosophy school or a teacher of herbal and pharmaceutical medicines for being physically and mentally stronger. Or something where i had to travel all the time and could never really say i lived anywhere, where i moved every few days and never saw the old place again.

overall, i have read doing what you love is only a minor part in job satisfaction. The main components in job satisfaction are things like good co-workers, good bosses, good customers, personal freedom, not being overworked or underworked, learning new things, being allowed to make mistakes w/o severe penalty, things like that. whether you 'like' the subject at hand isnt as important as people want to think.
 
nordstrom said:
ive thought of this one too. and police interrogator for terrorists.
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That would be cool too.

But as the god of a small army of people I would never have to do anything that even resembels work and having dayly mass were everyone gets on their knees and whorships me would do wonders for the ego...lol.
 
Tiervexx said:
That would be cool too.

But as the god of a small army of people I would never have to do anything that even resembels work and having dayly mass were everyone gets on their knees and whorships me would do wonders for the ego...lol.
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Hell yeah. Read the book 'combatting cult mind control' by steven hassan. He was so indoctrinated he was willing to kill his father when he tried to pull him out of the cult. thats a high degree of mind control right there, when you can change the most intimate value systems of a person.
 
Hard to choose just one.

A pro golfer, a pro fisherman, a big game/fishing guide or game warden. Anything outdoors I guess would suit me fine.
 
We would have prayers like:

"Father Tiervexx protect us,
Father Tiervexx guide us,
In your wisdom we are humbled,
In your mercy we are sheltered,
In your beauty we are shamed,
Our lives our yours
Except on Tuesdays between 12:42:05 and 12:42:07
When we belong to the arm chair."

And when new converts say they don't get the other followers will just tell them that it is beyond mortal comprehension and therefore proves my divinity.

I would also buy a kitty and name it Mr. Bigulsworth and make them worship it and if a guy pisses me off I will make him dress up like a chicken and pound himself in the balls with a baseball bat.

I will then tape those punishments and put them on TV commercials to entertain inteligent people and to prove my divinity to more retards.
 
nordstrom said:
Hell yeah. Read the book 'combatting cult mind control' by steven hassan. He was so indoctrinated he was willing to kill his father when he tried to pull him out of the cult. thats a high degree of mind control right there, when you can change the most intimate value systems of a person.
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wow, I will have to pick up that book.
 
Just for Laughs Pranks!!! I would love to be one of them playin' jokes on people! Dunno if I'd be able to keep a staight face though!!! :p
 
If it paid 40k a year I would love to be the dj at a high class full nude club.I would be mad large and have a great night every night.Full access to drugs and pussy and getting paid! Is there anything more I could ask for?
 
randyjones said:
If it paid 40k a year I would love to be the dj at a high class full nude club.I would be mad large and have a great night every night.Full access to drugs and pussy and getting paid! Is there anything more I could ask for?
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If you are good I am pretty sure it pays more than that
 
Travel writer, humor columnist, music critic, professor. Something along the lines where my work was never routine, and where I was in control of how my work was to be done.
 
I'd love to be a stay at home mom who goes to school on all or her free time and earns more and more degrees. I would love to go to school forever.
 
Raina said:
I'd love to be a stay at home mom who goes to school on all or her free time and earns more and more degrees. I would love to go to school forever.
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It's funny that you should mention a stay at home mom. I had a talk with a magazine editor last night, and we discussed a lot of things. My future for one. lol. But he said something that stuck with me. He had been talking about how being ambitious will get you places in this business. But later on he said something very impacting....at least to me. He told me that there comes a point when we have to give up our fanatical devotion to our job. That point is when we have kids. He said that I could make a marriage work and still be slightly fanatical, but that when kids came along, I would have to give up those late nights and my fanatic nature. I've had this conversation with people before, in some, my answer was more important than others. But my answer was always the same. I couldn't give up my career. I would be one of those people who would manage to have both, kids and a career.

As of late, I had seriously been reconsidering that notion anyway. One of the many things I have been reconsidering lately actually. I realized he was right. I've always had this cookie cutter idea of life. I always thought my job would come easily. I would find (and keep) a wonderful man, get married, have kids, etc. That would be while maintaining that career. Life has a way of coming along and bursting your bubble. But that editor was right. You can't have it all. Of course, right now, it's a moot point, but still.

And I've rambled enough. lol.
 
gotmilk said:
Hugh Hefner's assistant Vagina monitor.
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LOL Id go with NFL star, tons off ass and make a ton of cash. If I wanted to save my body in my old age Id say pro golfer
 
gotmilk said:
Hugh Hefner's assistant Vagina monitor.
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lol. Now that's why you've gotta love EF. After Phatchick's sincere and deep post about life and balancing relationships and a caeer, BAM! a post about a Vagina monitor.
 
slickdadd said:
lol. Now that's why you've gotta love EF. After Phatchick's sincere and deep post about life and balancing relationships and a caeer, BAM! a post about a Vagina monitor.
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Lol. I'm just the intermission.
 
Taking tickets at the top of the longest waterslide in the world. Seeing peoples faces right before they go down the waterslide, the anticipation of it all seems to get kids and adults all cheery and giggling.

Yes that was a little gay.
 
I would love to stay home, post on EF all day and trade stocks once in a while.

The only thing that would top that would be to have a beautiful wife that made a very good salary to counter my losses (because I would probably suck at trading stocks) That would be my ultimate goal.

Oh yeah, throw in a two year old as well. Might as well make myself useful... and make her very cute as well.
 
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