ASSFACE FEELS THAT WITH THE PROPER USE OF EPHEDRINE AND CAFFEINE, SLEEP BECOMES AN OPTION RATHER THAN A REQUIREMENT.
I almost forgot the gym sweet heart -
Ana Drol - She is the chick who looks like CHYNA, benches more than half the dudes, has a clit bigger than a footlong hotdog, and sounds like Tone Loc when she asks for her post training shake. SHe then disappears into the locker room coming out looking like a monkey in a miniskirt. ASSFACE digs her.
let us not forget
LITTLE COUSIN FRANKY - this is the slightly retarded guy who is real intense, gives it his all, but just doesnt get it. usually he works behind the desk and hassles me when I forget my gym membership card.
NO WAY, FRANKY IS NOT LETTING YOU IN. YOU NEED TO PAY. HEY BOSS, BOSS - you need to sell this guy a membership, yeah, membership.
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ASSFACE FOR PRESIDENT: My key issue is to make all the spandex garment producing companies in the WORLD stop making spandex clothes any bigger than a womens size 6. I shouldnt have to address the mens spandex garment issue, they shouldnt be made AT ALL!!
ASSFACE FOR PRESIDENT = DIGNITY FOR FATTIES
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Old boy 'Face is back and hittin it hard!! Spreadin the word of the ASSFACE becuz I am an ASSFACE!!
My 5 favorite things to do to fuck with sticks at the gym (besides various forms of flatulence):
5. Wear gym clothes that are 3 workouts past being unbearable. The gym is nowhere near the laundramat for a very good reason, Old Boy 'Face needs to clear out the room somehow, otherwise Face would have to wait for a bench.
4. Wear shorts that are too tight so everyone sees my skidmarks when I bench and leg press.
3. SIt next to the stick curling 45lbs with his whole body and make obscenely loud grunting noises during the positive part of the lift. Da whole gym is looking at stickboy while ASSFACE sits by quietly.hehehe
2. Hide the 30,35, and 40 pound dumbells.
The number one thing ASSFACE likes to do to fuck wit the sticks in the gym:
I cant resist, Its the HIT AND RUN!!!!!!
I am such an ASSFACE!!!!!
GROWTH MUST BE FORCED.
WHERE ASSFACE WALKS, MUSCLES GROW.
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Squat till you fart, its like self spotting yourself with a rocket!!!
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