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blood_drinker
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`Here in France we always get American porn, dubbed. I have to say, it is incredibly retarded. Some cobras crawling out of a tomb in an egyptian pyramid suddenly turn into godesses covered in what seems to be paintball paint decide to get it on with the arcehologists ! 
But really, doesn't a porno *have* to be outrageous and consisting of incredibly unlikely scenarios?
Take this one for example. This latino chick was riding her bike on a grass sidewalk when this pimp van filled with black thugs with machine guns (which obviously were made out of lubbed up plastic) drive by. This other thug opens the door with the van still running and jumps on the chick, falling on top of her on the grass. She goes "wow, I've never seen such muscle!" Needless to say, they mindlessly get it on . Again , ridiculously amusing.
I especially find the "hospital" pornos incredibly hilarious. The doctor walks up to the wife. "I am sorry to say that your husband has passed away." She takes a while to digest the thought, and after bawling quite a bit, the doctor goes "Perhaps we could discuss this loss in my office?" She returns a tempting stare - this scene lasts for a whole 5 secs. Just the stares. SUddenly, the next scene is a full on fucking with her screaming and moaning full pump.
You porn connoseurs out there, tell me what you think makes a good porno!
blood
But really, doesn't a porno *have* to be outrageous and consisting of incredibly unlikely scenarios?
Take this one for example. This latino chick was riding her bike on a grass sidewalk when this pimp van filled with black thugs with machine guns (which obviously were made out of lubbed up plastic) drive by. This other thug opens the door with the van still running and jumps on the chick, falling on top of her on the grass. She goes "wow, I've never seen such muscle!" Needless to say, they mindlessly get it on . Again , ridiculously amusing.
I especially find the "hospital" pornos incredibly hilarious. The doctor walks up to the wife. "I am sorry to say that your husband has passed away." She takes a while to digest the thought, and after bawling quite a bit, the doctor goes "Perhaps we could discuss this loss in my office?" She returns a tempting stare - this scene lasts for a whole 5 secs. Just the stares. SUddenly, the next scene is a full on fucking with her screaming and moaning full pump.
You porn connoseurs out there, tell me what you think makes a good porno!
blood
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