What is the most embarassing thing you have had happen on a date?

[ZKaudio]

Been to drunk to perform a few times.

 

[stuffperson]

I picked up a date several years ago, we were walking from her front door to my car, I farted as she was walking around the car, I thought it would stay outside. It came inside with me (I only gave it 3 seconds tops to clear) and it smelled beastly. She asked what the smell was, and I told her my mom had put a ham in the car last night, the smell must have still been there.

I feel like there was some relation between the ham and the smell, though i dont remember explaining it, and we didn't date long after that at all.

 

[Bullit]

Been to drunk to perform a few times.

A few times.



Once I was with this broad and we were in a conga line (hey... whatever it takes).. i was behind her and she quickly turned around to tell me something.
Her head smashed my face and my nose started bleeding.

It would not stop.

I went into the shitter & bled all over the place... it looked like someone had been butchered in there.

I thought it stopped so I went back out. We started makin out & the nose started up again... got blood on her face and on her white shirt.

Back into the shitter to add to the slaughterhouse feeling it had from my previous visit.

It sucked.

 

[from zero]

Once I was with this broad and we were in a conga line (hey... whatever it takes).. i was behind her and she quickly turned around to tell me something.
Her head smashed my face and my nose started bleeding.

For a minute there I thought you had starred in Weekend at Bernie's II.

 

[bdog527]

was so drunk once i fell asleep inside a girl while she was on top riding me. i woke up the next morning with my boxers around my ankles on my back with her under the covers next to me. we never spoke about it.

 

[Bullit]

was so drunk once i fell asleep inside a girl while she was on top riding me. i woke up the next morning with my boxers around my ankles on my back with her under the covers next to me. we never spoke about it.

haha... I fell asleep during a BJ once.

It was really fast... I was on my back so I started snoring instantly and it woke me up.

She was like "DID YOU FALL ASLEEP???"

"No way, that feels great... keep going"

 

[bdog527]

haha... I fell asleep during a BJ once.

It was really fast... I was on my back so I started snoring instantly and it woke me up.

She was like "DID YOU FALL ASLEEP???"

"No way, that feels great... keep going"

lol, nice save.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Are you STILL MAD about that bro? How many times do I have to say I am sorry? She was hot and wanted it... it is not like I asked her to do it.

John, what's up bor? No, I'm not pissed about that anymore. How have you been?

 

[ElvisP]

I pulled the car over and got a blow job. A cop knocked on the window with a flashlight. As she got off my crotch I shot as he shined the light on me. Talk about a moment. Shit!

 

[tiger88]

i feel alseep while on a date


not first date

boring ass trick