What is the most embarassing thing you have had happen on a date?

[plowboy]

i was dating this girl one time an she went to sleep in my lap on the couch i let this silent fart that stunk like hell and she woke up and said whats that smell i said i think the dog farted. i dont think she ever knew the difference.

 

[corythosaurus]

On a first date, I took my date back to my house. Sitting on the couch, watching TV, then my 10 week old puppy decides it's time to do the business in the middle of the living room.

Date damperer.

 

[Fragadelic]

I accidentally shot my dates brother

 

[biteme]

I had been taking amino acids and I had to fart real bad during a movie, on a date with a girl that I had just met that week. I was too embarrased to excuse myself because I figured she would know what was up. So I kept having to press my ass down into the seat real hard to keep the gas from escaping. My stomach was rolling and making noises. Finally, I couldn't hold it any more and went running for the bathroom. I farted for like 30 seconds nonstop. Could be a record.

 

[corythosaurus]

I accidentally shot my dates brother

WINNER!

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

I stuck my dick in the wrong hole and didnt realize it until I pulled out and grabbed my pecker! Seriously I was drunk!

 

[superqt4u2nv]

threw up.

Dito

 

[jh1]

Nothing embarrassing, but I've had something happen that would piss anyone off. WHen I was 16, at the drive-in I left to go to the bathroom and get some food and when I got back she was giving a friend of mine head in my car.

Are you STILL MAD about that bro? How many times do I have to say I am sorry? She was hot and wanted it... it is not like I asked her to do it.

 

[Deterass]

Been to drunk to perform a few times.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

Blew my load when I was kissing her...... in the cinema