What does it take to become a porn star?

[Cuts]

Obviously not looks or a good physique. Look at fat ass Ron Jeremy - he must be about 5'10" 230lbs and 40% bf, and yet he still gets laid more in a week than I have my whole life. What the fuck?

 

[SOLID]

bro you just gotta meet the right person, I occasionally give Peter north a spot at the gym, he's pretty fucking strong, and yolked.

 

[rushx79]

go to www.onion.com, then go to the a.v. section, do a search for "ron jeremy". he gives an interview in which he says what to do if you want to be a porn star.

 

[walkthewalk]

meat

 

[megablast2001]

You must have lots of guts!

 

[SOLID]

You must have lots of guts!

And able to bust many nuts!

 

[DanielBishop]

You gotta be able to get it up straight away when they tell you to, keep it up for hours at a time, even with long periods of inactivity.... you have to be a hold off from cumming until they tell you to, and you have to be able to cum when the director says so.

That's all that's needed from a guy.

 

[Cuts]

You gotta be able to get it up straight away when they tell you to, keep it up for hours at a time, even with long periods of inactivity.... you have to be a hold off from cumming until they tell you to, and you have to be able to cum when the director says so.

That's all that's needed from a guy.

Hell I can do that! Where do I sign?

 

[T Bone]

The days of ugly fat ass Ron Jeremy types are for the most part long gone. Rent somthing current. Men dont make much money in porn unless your making your own. That is where the money is. But if you want to get into it, you should move to California. The San Fernando Valley.

By the way, diddn't Vince Voyuer used to post here? Where you at Vince.

 

[DanielBishop]

You wouldn't think guys would make much money.... because you think there'd be plenty of male porn stars wanting work....

.... but Peter North and TT-Boy are in every damn movie I see. I think it goes to show that REAL talent amongst the guys is in demand....

In Sorority Sex Kittens 3, TT-Boy was in an orgy.... just him and 30 women. In the space of about half an hour, he came 5 times.

How many guys here can do that?

 

[Test boy]

Hmmm....5 times in 1/2 hour? Even I couldn't do that. I'll bet there was some down time edited out. I'd much rather bust one good, long one than a wee one every five minutes anyway.

 

[DanielBishop]

There wasn't any downtime, that's the point.... it was a continuous scene and they did it that was on purpose so.... well, I dunno why they did it that way, but I guess so they could brag about it when promoting the movie.

I mean, he wasn't fucking constantly... he'd be doing other things for a few minutes in the meantime, then he'd grab whichever girl he wanted and go for it....

 

[bigguns7]

In Sorority Sex Kittens 3, TT-Boy was in an orgy.... just him and 30 women. In the space of about half an hour, he came 5 times.

How many guys here can do that?

That didn't happen. That scene was edited several times over.

 

[Gear Monster]

I don't want to be a porn star

I just want to have sex with lots of HOT CHICKS.......