What am I gonna wear ?

[Y_lifter]

We got this invitation from my Daughers School for the
End of the School Year party. Apparently it's going to
be hosted by some parents that are a member of "Heathrow"
which is a Private Country Club joint in Orlando.

I see the line "Parents are Welcome" and am thinking "WHAT SHALL I WEAR"?
Of course, ... the hat is a must.
I remember the day when you were happy to have free pizza in the School cafeteria with a cookie for desert.

 

[nice6pac]

i say wreslting singlet spandex underneath

 

[AAP]

Hat, thong and flip flops.

 

[sermon_of_crockery]

it's all about how you act.

jumping up on a table and regurgitating a rotten fish is always a winner.

I guarantee you they won't mention what you were WEARING when they tell THAT story.

 

[HANSEL]

I'd like to incorporate "glow in the dark" material if possible

Chaps, Hat, and a Glow in the dark french tickler?

 

[Y_lifter]

I'd like to incorporate "glow in the dark" material if possible

 

[slobberknocker]

Hat, thong and flip flops.

What kind of hat? I'm thinking beanie.

 

[sermon_of_crockery]

drink a couple of light sticks before your "performance"

it says "non-toxic" on it

 

[HANSEL]

What kind of hat? I'm thinking beanie.

gmanlax7's

 

[AAP]

What kind of hat? I'm thinking beanie.

Man, a fucking beanie hat is just gay.

 

[the nature boy]

scuba suit.

 

[slobberknocker]

Man, a fucking beanie hat is just gay.

You have a problem with gay hats, homophobe?

 

[MFMan]

Sketchers, cowboy hat {Stetson}, speedo, knee high black socks, shave half your face and leave the other half. I'm sure you'll make an impression.

 

[Y_lifter]

Please do not Gayify my serious threads thread..

OK, I like the Scuba Suit with Flippers and the beanie is out
because I already have kickin headgear. < <

I'm sure I'll be asked by the many MILF's there to get up on the
table at some point of the day, so that is covered.

I wonder if I can get me one of those huge coolers on wheels
to carry in all my Brew, wine coolers(for the MILFS) and zima.

 

[slobberknocker]

Please do not Gayify my serious threads thread..

...commencing final stage of thread gayification...


















































...thread gayification complete.

 

[supersizeme]

cover your entire body in electrical tape and wear a welder's mask. be sure to wear one of those clear plastic backpacks filled with blow pops and dum dums to hand out to the kids.

 

[MFMan]

cover your entire body in electrical tape and wear a welder's mask. be sure to wear one of those clear plastic backpacks filled with blow pops and dum dums to hand out to the kids.

LMAO!

 

[Y_lifter]

cover your entire body in electrical tape and wear a welder's mask. be sure to wear one of those clear plastic backpacks filled with blow pops and dum dums to hand out to the kids.

Always thinking of the poor little children... Ahhhh

But hey, MILF'S like blow pops too don't they ?

 

[Big Johnson]

Dude...that's an easy one:

Crotchless wetsuit.

Make sure and wear that prospecting hat, too.

 

[Y_lifter]

Originally posted by Big Johnson
Make sure and wear that prospecting hat, too.

That sir is an Bharma Outback hat.
Shipped from oz

 

[TheProject]

cover your entire body in electrical tape and wear a welder's mask. be sure to wear one of those clear plastic backpacks filled with blow pops and dum dums to hand out to the kids.

Then they'd just think he took a wrong turn on the way to the Marilyn Manson show.

I vote for Bermuda shorts, Hawaiian shirt, flip flops, and rainbow suspenders.

 

[Big Johnson]

Still, its got "come back to my shack by the river and I'll show you my nuggets" written all over it.

j/k

 

[theoak01]

why not rent a kilt outfit for the event,very classy and you would probably look smart in it

 

[HANSEL]

cover your entire body in electrical tape and wear a welder's mask. be sure to wear one of those clear plastic backpacks filled with blow pops and dum dums to hand out to the kids.

lol

I actually went to High School with a guy who wore Duct tape instead of a shirt.

 

[texgirl]

Hat, thong and flip flops.

a most excellent choice! take pics to illustrate your point asap

by the way, would these be the old style flip flops with the nifty colored layers on the bottoms?

 

[Y_lifter]

OK...
I'm rethinking the wetsuit idea. It will be quite hot in that.

I don't have a thong wearing kinda butt (its just OK) so Burmuda shorts,
and I'll make sure to leave the Zipper down.

I think I'll wear my T-Shirt with "She only costs me $50 for the day"
with an arrow pointing to my wife standing next to me.

I like the wifebeater Idea, especially since Mrs Y hates when I call
them that. Something other than your basic white would be good.

Flip flops are so 1970's.. Today we wear "Slides" ... Purple ones.

Going commando is a must with the zipper being down and
instead of suspenders, I think I'll find a kickin rag scarf to wear around my neck...

And lastly I was able to locate a huge cooler on wheels for the
brewed refreshments..

OK, If off to the Salvation Army thrift store..