LOL You are joking .... right Lestat?
The closest Jerseyart got to my tits (or any part of me) was him licking the screen of his computer while spanking his monkey to pics of me.
Met many of ya back in the day in the real world but sorry... no sordid affairs or bullshit of any sort.
There was ONE MAN that I loved very deeply but out of respect for his lovely new wife (yes, we ARE going back a looooooooooong ass time now) I will NEVER reveal who he is. He was an EF legend.