Weird celebrity kid names

[melohh]

so i just found out that Frank Zappa's kids names are Dweezil, Moon Unit, and Diva Muffin.

know any others? and why must they name their kids such retarded names?

 

[nangiggles]

Check this out Crazy Celebrity Baby Names - Celebrity Babies Superfan

 

[lartinos]

Being a celeb must fuck with peoples heads pretty bad.

 

[75th]

Jason Lee (from My Name is Earl) named his son Pilot Inspektor.

Fuckers should be shot.

 

[grubd]

Ahh the eccentric celebrities with their drugs and quirks. Why put those kids through the anguish

 

[nimbus]

moon unit and diva muffin are pretty awesome... i'd be pissed if i got dweezil though

 

[princesa]

Apple-Gwyneth Paltrow's daughter

 

[stosstruppe]

Tantamount to child abuse tbh, but hey ho money talks so they can pretty much do w/e the fuck they want.

 

[Sub-Zero]

im tugging on my penis right now

 

[nangiggles]

Tallulah belle... sounds like a cow....

 

[Captain FT]

Tantamount to child abuse tbh, but hey ho money talks so they can pretty much do w/e the fuck they want.

Not when they all attend some special celeb private school and everyone's got fucked up names. I lol just thinking about what the attendance sheet must look like.

 

[-Ariel-]

moon unit and diva muffin are pretty awesome... i'd be pissed if i got dweezil though

MoonUnit is a classic.
SunRanger is gonna be my next sharpei...LOL

 

[binö]

i'm on a personal boycott of hollywood, i don't want these assholes getting any of my money.

 

[-SD-]

i'm on a personal boycott of hollywood, i don't want these assholes getting any of my money.

its really hard to boycott something as all pervasive as hollywood rob. they will probably get at least a feeble amount of your money

ala omegas profit when we buy lol

 

[binö]

its really hard to boycott something as all pervasive as hollywood rob. they will probably get at least a feeble amount of your money

ala omegas profit when we buy lol

I don't own a television and i use bit torrents.

hollywood liberal bourgeiouse can eat a bowl of sweaty dix

 

[trex74]

Bob Geldof's kids:
Fifi Trixibelle
Peaches Honeyblossom Michelle Charlotte Angel
Little Pixie
On a related note, his ex-wife Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence had a daughter: Heavenly Hirani Tiger Lily. Since both her parents are now dead, Bob Geldof adopted her.

Drugs are bad mmkay

 

[trex74]

MoonUnit is a classic.
SunRanger is gonna be my next sharpei...LOL

my mom had a half-shar-pei who was the cutest dog in the world. Her name was Daisy.

 

[melohh]

jermaine jackson's son is jermajesty

 

[-SD-]

Bob Geldof's kids:
Fifi Trixibelle
Peaches Honeyblossom Michelle Charlotte Angel
Little Pixie
On a related note, his ex-wife Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence had a daughter: Heavenly Hirani Tiger Lily. Since both her parents are now dead, Bob Geldof adopted her.

Drugs are bad mmkay

If hes not a big enough celebrity that I dont know who the fuck he is, then he doesnt get to name his kids all fucked up.

 

[nangiggles]

jermaine jackson's son is jermajesty

I deeply LOLed at that one...

 

[Strongbow]

My next kid, who I hear maybe on the way, will be named Jett, or Chosen One, if its a girl her name will be Mydaddywillkillyoumuthafucker, first name undecided on a middle name for a girl.

 

[ortiz34]

There's a lot of nice new names out there for kids. There's also a fair share of "YAY! look at me and my kids weird first name! YAY"

 

[melohh]

celebrities are weird.. i feel like they live in their own world and could do whatever the fuck they want. they can sleep with whoever they want and people will say "oh look, now she's with him! but i liked him better with her.." if they were average people then the girl would just be a slut.

 

[Sub-Zero]

celebrities are weird.. i feel like they live in their own world and could do whatever the fuck they want. they can sleep with whoever they want and people will say "oh look, now she's with him! but i liked him better with her.." if they were average people then the girl would just be a slut.

you can be an EF celebrity if you want

 

[calveless wonder]

Apple-Gwyneth Paltrow's daughter

that's the first one i thought of

 

[melohh]

you can be an EF celebrity if you want

awe how sweet!

 

[RADAR]

I've been thinking about naming my pet turtle "orbit"

 

[stilleto]

My real name is rather... unusual. my parents were hippies.
My two best friends were Celery (a boy) and Rufus (also a boy), who changed his name to Grey.

 

[lartinos]

awe how sweet!

She's just being nice. That was disresctful and I hope one day you meet a girl as nice as her. I am lucky man to have her in my life. I am sure you have read my old threads when I was single. I can get any girl I want and I choose her for a very good reason.

 

[stilleto]

I've been thinking about naming my pet turtle "orbit"

that's my cat's name.
My other cat is chiclet. I like gum.

 

[nimbus]

She's just being nice. That was disresctful and I hope one day you meet a girl as nice as her. I am lucky man to have her in my life. I am sure you have read my old threads when I was single. I can get any girl I want and I choose her for a very good reason.

she's only with you cause you got her hooked on adderlin!!!

 

[Sub-Zero]

she's only with you cause you got her hooked on adderlin!!!

ya but she returned the favor by getting him hooked on phonics

 

[jaybois]

jermaine jackson's son is jermajesty

That's ridiculous!