I was semi nice. I invited him in. I said "have a seat. whoa hang on, let me put a towel down for you cause you sweating. here sit here. don't lean back now. the fuck I want a torso stain on my chaise lounge. there's something to drink the refridge, you have to get it yourself while I watch this. ok, here it comes. Shhhhh... Shut up fool"