Warning signs that you may be too obsessed over powerlifting (humor) L@@K!

[CytoMel]

Here are some signs that you may be too obsessed with powerlifting!!

You think it is a cool idea to wear your bench press shirt out in the town for a night of drinking!

You put on Chuck Taylors and knee wraps before walking up the stairs to your office job!

You get the word "Inzer" tatooed across your chest!

You can't make it to your sister's wedding because, "it's ME bench day!"

 

[The mann]

 

[b fold the truth]

It sucks to drive in a double denim bench shirt. ALWAYS make sure that someone will be around to help you take your bench shirt off after you train. You should try driving to class...then having to take notes...ouch.

B True

 

[bigokie]

Got one to add....

What if you decide to put a rev. hyper in your apartment at college? This is normal, right? Fuck it, I'll do it anyways!!!

 

[Cubanito17]

GOT A FEW TO ADD

You find yourself always talking about it everywhere you go to people.

You especially talk about it in the gym, and correct everyone when they are doing a movement wrong.

You talk about it with your girlfriend/wife, like she cares, all the time until she dumps you because of it then you don't care about her as long as you can stil train that day.

You cancel all your plans for one night if you missed your regular workout time.

You basically give up your social life to talk about powerlifting, to lift, and all other aspects of the game.

You bring two bags into your gym one with equipment; boards, belt, wraps, chalk, squat/deadlift suit, and bench shirt. And the other bag with food and water and eat and drink as if your dehydrated and havn't eaten in days.

just a few more.

 

[spatts]

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[spatts]

You wipe off and dust your hands, square up your feet, sit back with your hip crease, and lift with your glutes to pick up your two year old.

...and then you count it as a front squat, and find something to eat.

 

[GR8SCOT]

when your gym starts charging you for bent olympic bars.

 

[Screwball]

Got One...

All of those that train at a commercial gym...

When you get upset that someone other than you is using your power rack. That freakin' power rack is mine and I don't want anyone using it but me.

 

[Mountain Man]

You start bench pressing your "old lady" when she is on top of you, and better yet, then start placing boards between the both of you.