how much gashnany did you get this weekend orb? tell us about your escapades, deliciousness style.
don't forget to include the parts about:
1. chasing dogs on the street in your italian loafers
2. cruisin' in the deliciousmobile
3. putting off horny 16 year olds
4. bitch slapping american troops
5. coming home empty handed
in other words, don't leave out any of the details that make a good delicioustory