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This is for the understanding good-natured, fun kind of guys I have been fortunate to have found here and they're just blessed to have met me....MWAH!!! 
And for the women here that already know the truth and let their men have their way and their ego anyway.
Men are like ........... Laxatives ........ They irritate the shit out
of you.
Men are like ............. Bananas ...... The older they get, the less
firm they are.
Men are like ............ Vacations ..... They never seem to be long enough.
Men are like ............ Weather ........ Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like .............. Blenders ...... You need one, but you're not
quite sure why.
Men are like ............ Chocolate Bars ..... Sweet,smooth, & they
usually head right for your hips.
Men are like ............ Coffee ...... The best ones are rich, warm, &
can keep you up all night long.
Men are like ............ Commercials ..... You can't believe a word
they say.
Men are like ............ Department Stores ....... Their clothes are
always 1/2 off.
Men are like .............. Government Bonds ...... They take soooooooo long to mature.
Men are like ............ Mascara ...... They usually run at the first
sign of emotion.
Men are like .............. Popcorn ...... They satisfy you, but only
for a little while.
Men are like ............ Snowstorms ..... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Men are like ............ Lava Lamps ..... Fun to look at, but not very
bright.
Men are like ............. Parking Spots ..... All the good ones are
taken, the rest are handicapped
And for the women here that already know the truth and let their men have their way and their ego anyway.
Men are like ........... Laxatives ........ They irritate the shit out
of you.
Men are like ............. Bananas ...... The older they get, the less
firm they are.
Men are like ............ Vacations ..... They never seem to be long enough.
Men are like ............ Weather ........ Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like .............. Blenders ...... You need one, but you're not
quite sure why.
Men are like ............ Chocolate Bars ..... Sweet,smooth, & they
usually head right for your hips.
Men are like ............ Coffee ...... The best ones are rich, warm, &
can keep you up all night long.
Men are like ............ Commercials ..... You can't believe a word
they say.
Men are like ............ Department Stores ....... Their clothes are
always 1/2 off.
Men are like .............. Government Bonds ...... They take soooooooo long to mature.
Men are like ............ Mascara ...... They usually run at the first
sign of emotion.
Men are like .............. Popcorn ...... They satisfy you, but only
for a little while.
Men are like ............ Snowstorms ..... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Men are like ............ Lava Lamps ..... Fun to look at, but not very
bright.
Men are like ............. Parking Spots ..... All the good ones are
taken, the rest are handicapped
