Valentine Lovin'. Did you get it?

[pintoca]

Just the same with whom, important is that you got your ration of pootang or cawk (depending on your sexual preference that is).

 

[DieselGunz]

fuckin A I got some poontang

 

[Shadeofpink]

I got nothing

 

[SoKlueles]

i got some goobtang
and not long after i got home from work

 

[pintoca]

I got none last night but I got my ration of shower sex this morning. Which makes up for it

yay

 

[SlimJim52]

Hell I got a hug and a card. Then we got drunk and she passed out or fell asleep, depending upon who you ask.

Guess Mary Palm will be busy again soon.

 

[phatrr]

Does jacking off and spraying a load all over your wife's face count? Even if she might be asleep?

 

[jenscats5]

Nope........ damn I'm going to have to TCB today sometime....

 

[gabulldogs02]

Nope... Come on Jen lets go!

 

[pintoca]

Nope........ damn I'm going to have to TCB today sometime....

TCB?

 

[gabulldogs02]

TCB?

take care of business

 

[Gymgurl]

Nope feel asleep

 

[Bigroof]

oh yeah

 

[Cutiebaby]

nope but i gave some lovins

 

[Gymgurl]

There that is all the matters

 

[Longhorn85]

nope but i gave some lovins

huh? BJ with no recip?

 

[Cutiebaby]

huh? BJ with no recip?

yep...he got my a gift so i gave him one

 

[Longhorn85]

yep...he got my a gift so i gave him one

Lucky guy

 

[Cutiebaby]

Lucky guy

try telling him that!!!!

 

[GrandMaster]

lmao
lucky guy it fucking rite!


btw angel i got u something too... did u get it yet? lol

 

[hamstershaver]

i got some goobtang
and not long after i got home from work

wtf is goobtang? damn redneck

 

[markshark]

yep...he got my a gift so i gave him one

i got my girl a gift too. $80 flowers and a big teddy bear sent to her work. she calls and asks me if i sent her the flowers and i said "yeah" and she said "why would u send me flowers?" yea....it sucked. oh, and no ass as usual.

 

[dr_skier]

markshark that sucks bro, why no ass? why as usual?

 

[markshark]

markshark that sucks bro, why no ass? why as usual?

she told me she was seein someone else and thought vday was the day to tell me. and as usual because i never get pussy ever.

 

[dr_skier]

Bro that is brutal, she's a bitch. If it makes you feel better bro I go through tough days with my girl too. One week things are great, she's full of energy, lots of sex, lots of having fun. Then other weeks it's like she has no sex drive and just wants to sleep or some bullshit. Gotta say sometimes i dont know what to think. Life isn't always gravy but I keep a mind open that life is a big place and things happen for a reason. But get rid of her, there's a girl out there that'll appreciate flowers and a teddy bear at her office on Vday for sure!

 

[TC2]

she told me she was seein someone else and thought vday was the day to tell me. and as usual because i never get pussy ever.

I dont advocate violence towards women...but if some cunt waited until valentines day to tell me she was fuckin somebody else...I would hit her so hard her head would explode.

 

[needtogetaas]

Of Cource.

 

[dr_skier]

I'd just tell everyone she has Genital Warts.
"an office memo"

 

[thelion2005]

I dont advocate violence towards women...but if some cunt waited until valentines day to tell me she was fuckin somebody else...I would hit her so hard her head would explode.

Step back and let her hang herself.
Takes patience ... but it is so funny when they do.

 

[Cutiebaby]

here it is feb 19 and all i got was a nice slap in the face?
problems??? tough kiss my fuckin ass!!!!!!!
once a boo boo always a fuckin boo boo

 

[Whiskey]

Hellz yeah I gotz myself some. Some from Lucy and some from Rosie. I was double teamed bitches!! ;-0

In other words, no pootang, ass, or any kind of luvin from a woman. :-(

Whiskey