Ugly Man With Huge Penis Unsure How To Get The Word Out

[ajtomasi]

AUBURN, ME— Overweight and balding Ira Groff, 37, is unsure how to get the word out about his 11-inch penis. "In theory, I could fumble around in my wallet for something and then—whoops!—an extra-large condom falls out," the acne-scarred Groff said Monday. "But that would come off as staged." Groff has also pondered wearing tighter pants, leaving penile-reduction-surgery brochures around his workspace, or sporting a button that reads, "Ask Me About My Huge @#%$."

 

[rsnoble]

yeah, you would be postin shit bout big cocks faggot

 

[ajtomasi]

yeah, you would be postin shit bout big cocks faggot

jealous?

 

[HumorMe]

AUBURN, ME— Overweight and balding Ira Groff, 37, is unsure how to get the word out about his 11-inch penis. "In theory, I could fumble around in my wallet for something and then—whoops!—an extra-large condom falls out," the acne-scarred Groff said Monday. "But that would come off as staged." Groff has also pondered wearing tighter pants, leaving penile-reduction-surgery brochures around his workspace, or sporting a button that reads, "Ask Me About My Huge @#%$."

When did Ron Jeremy change his name to Ira Groff?

 

[Code]

This is more than likely an article from The Onion.

 

[biteme]

Ugly and fat is ugly and fat. If a woman had huge tits but was fat and ugly would you do her? No different for a woman just because the guy has a giant dick. 11" is too big anyway.

 

[HANSEL]

This is more than likely an article from The Onion.

LOL, thats exactly what I was thinking.

 

[duritz]

Ugly and fat is ugly and fat. If a woman had huge tits but was fat and ugly would you do her? No different for a woman just because the guy has a giant dick. 11" is too big anyway.

yeah i'd prolly do her

 

[biteme]

yeah i'd prolly do her

LOL. Now I see why you get laid every night.

 

[duritz]

LOL. Now I see why you get laid every night.

haha hey man i get it any way i can
think of it like this... there has to be one redeeming quality about a chick... big tits, nice body, good at oral... as long as there is one i am game