Top 10 Reasons Why Trick Or Treating Is Better Than Sex

[Hannibal]

10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.
6. Person giving you candy doesn't fantasize you're someone else.
5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.
4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky.
3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. Less guilt the next morning...and, the #1 reason trick or treating is better than sex...


1. IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT, YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR

 

[HappyScrappy]

much like number 4, this is a great time for me. I can wear my clown costume and nobody looks at me funny.
at least, not until I hit the dry cleaners.

 

[Hannibal]

much like number 4, this is a great time for me. I can wear my clown costume and nobody looks at me funny.
at least, not until I hit the dry cleaners.

"Go ahead Ralphie...the stranger is offering you a treat."

Dry cleaners can get blood out of polyester??! Good to know.

 

[XBiker]

 

[big dog]

You enjoy licking your prize.

 

[HaroldSparrow]

Girls who dress up as ho's for haloween or however you spell it usually are ho's.

 

[Intenceman]

LOL- how true!
one more- you can carry your bag of treats.....