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Strongbow
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My neighbor lives down the road bout a mile and he stops by from time to time to talk and just visit. He's an older gentelman and his only obligation in life now is working as a handy man at the Baptist Church here in town. Long standing deacon, very good ole guy. I got home from work today and my wife was cutting grass by grass I mean our 6 acre front yard. When I cone driving up the drive way she wheels around on the mower and goes to the house and fixes me a drink and then jumps back on the mower. Well not more than a minuet after she starts back mowing Mr Hartly comes driving down the drive pulls up along the patio where I'm sitting and gets out. He walks over to me and looks me up and down and says " Son, you ought to be hung for making that girl ride that lawn mower in this heat." So I kindly look up at the ole timer and say, "I am, that's why her ass is on the lawn mower." He turns to leave and and leans over hands on his knees and busts out laughing. He laughed for 5 mins strait, he turns around after catching his breath and says, "Shane, you one crazy son of a bitch." Gets in his car and drives away smiling.
