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The Original Fight Story

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Amaf_II

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So Im hangin out in McDonalds play place as usual on a friday night, when all of a sudden these tough guys walk up to me. They go, its our turn on the slide bitch. So I say back off before I dicksmack u. :mad: Anyway they wont back off so I go into a wrestling stance just to freak them out because my suplex cant be broken. All of a sudden some of his boys start comin and they go now your fucked bitch, but I wasnt scared. So Im like Ill take any one of you strength to strength not bitch to bitch like your used to. Anyway the first kids steps up, and I just go crazy, I get him in a quick sleeper hold then turn him around and belly to belly suplex his ass. :fro: Anyway that made all these pussies back off, and u know what I dont care, thats just the way it is, and if anyone else steps up they will get smacked down. :finger:
So finally I go up to the counter to get my happy meal and the bitch forgot to put the toy in, so I say wheres my fuckin toy slut and she just gives me a dumb stare so I just dicksmack her then leave. :D
 
HAHA funny shit...You forgot to use your fighting style that no one else has. Long live amaf, stufu mofo.

Take it easy shoot me up , this is an inside joke about one of our favorite members.
 
So pretty much you went to McDoodles, got a happy meal, got a toy ,since you are under 12, and with a smile went our little m0f0 out the door, munching on his little fries.
 
Shoot Me Up said:
i think your a total scum bug, learn to have respect for people, especially the woman that works at mcdonalds.
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Ok, I've said it before and I'll say it again--Some people take themselves WAY too seriously!

IT'S A JOKE!!!!
 
Between this one and stfu_mofo's threads, this is the funniest this board has ever been. George should put this on the platinum board, then everyone would join it, just to read yall's crazy shit.
 
:bawling: :bawling: :FRlol: :FRlol: :lmao: :lmao:

im fucking dying here..alright guys im off for a weekend of beer sex and drugs..and the hindering of my gains....have a good one!
 
damn impostors... ONLY ONE TRUE m0f0 !!!
Dont let him catch you poser... or it's suplex time, and that aint no Joke...cuz ...you know who...dont joke!!
 
Thats right I dont joke, and Im warning you mom, keep it up and u will be the next to get bitch slapped, now stfu m0f0. :doublefi:
 
Shoot Me Up said:
i think your a total scum bug, learn to have respect for people, especially the woman that works at mcdonalds.
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Uh oh watch out!! We have a flame war between mofo and Luvs2juice. BOTH legendary men of our times.

This could get really ugly guys!!! Back up!!
 
Amaf_II said:
So Im hangin out in McDonalds play place as usual on a friday night, when all of a sudden these tough guys walk up to me. They go, its our turn on the slide bitch. So I say back off before I dicksmack u. :mad: Anyway they wont back off so I go into a wrestling stance just to freak them out because my suplex cant be broken. All of a sudden some of his boys start comin and they go now your fucked bitch, but I wasnt scared. So Im like Ill take any one of you strength to strength not bitch to bitch like your used to. Anyway the first kids steps up, and I just go crazy, I get him in a quick sleeper hold then turn him around and belly to belly suplex his ass. :fro: Anyway that made all these pussies back off, and u know what I dont care, thats just the way it is, and if anyone else steps up they will get smacked down. :finger:
So finally I go up to the counter to get my happy meal and the bitch forgot to put the toy in, so I say wheres my fuckin toy slut and she just gives me a dumb stare so I just dicksmack her then leave. :D
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Was this really the original fight story? I thought it was different?
 
Amaf_II said:
Thats right I dont joke, and Im warning you mom, keep it up and u will be the next to get bitch slapped, now stfu m0f0. :doublefi:
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I apologize for my lack of respect mr Amaf. The gross negligence on my part is deplorable, I assure yu in the future i will give you the respect you deserve...I'm kinda afraid to go back to Mickey D's now for fear of seeing you there!!
 
WTF??? You mean you didn't try to throw them out the window, like the last victim at your school? Your fighting skills are unbeatable.

I mean, you just walk in, play hard and then leave. Don't say a word to nobody huh?
 
Anal AssPlorer said:

I mean, you just walk in, play hard and then leave. Don't say a word to nobody huh?
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Thats it... And No JOKIN' either!!! goes in and kicks the guys ass and teazes the women
 
We need to have a matchup. Dood, it would be the main event at a pay-per-view. stfu m0f0 vs. AMAF II. Who would win? Who has the better fighting technique? And, ultimately, who would be who's bitch? :confused:
 
This isn't the real amaf or mofo- there can only be one. The post isn't written in true "amafian" style. You can tell because the real amaf doesn't try so hard to sound like an idiot, it just naturally resonates through his writing. Be gone you imposter!
 
Your fight ain't shit dude

I once saw this dude at lunch staring at me and I was like "dude, what up" and he said "nothing faggot". Fine, so I am like what the fuck diet soda, are you girl because I need a date to the prom. He's like fuck you so I fucked him up. After beating his ass I pour the diet coke all over his dumb ass and ask who else wants a round with the champ. These dudes are like fuck it and roll. I have been wrestling for like 5 years and my skillz would kill your skillz bro.

NAPLAM

:bawling: You cryin' after the beat down I give u!
 
Amaf_II said:
So Im hangin out in McDonalds play place as usual on a friday night, when all of a sudden these tough guys walk up to me. They go, its our turn on the slide bitch. So I say back off before I dicksmack u. :mad: Anyway they wont back off so I go into a wrestling stance just to freak them out because my suplex cant be broken. All of a sudden some of his boys start comin and they go now your fucked bitch, but I wasnt scared. So Im like Ill take any one of you strength to strength not bitch to bitch like your used to. Anyway the first kids steps up, and I just go crazy, I get him in a quick sleeper hold then turn him around and belly to belly suplex his ass. :fro: Anyway that made all these pussies back off, and u know what I dont care, thats just the way it is, and if anyone else steps up they will get smacked down. :finger:
So finally I go up to the counter to get my happy meal and the bitch forgot to put the toy in, so I say wheres my fuckin toy slut and she just gives me a dumb stare so I just dicksmack her then leave. :D
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Sure u weren't at Burger King, I seen the exact same thing happen there.


Maxx >>>>>
 
I am simply heart broken, thought this was a real amaf post,

Your grammar and spelling are way to good to be the REAL amaf!
:( :mad: :( :mad:
 
fuck that i wouldve gave them the stone cold stunner and finished it up with a ankle lock and then maybe even the crippler crossface:chainsaw:
 
brianharper94 said:
Between this one and stfu_mofo's threads, this is the funniest this board has ever been. George should put this on the platinum board, then everyone would join it, just to read yall's crazy shit.
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i guess you have never heard about the kid who injected in his o ring!
 
Find the O ring and bump it up to the top! that was the funniest shit I had ever read.

I cant believe this is back up front.... :D



##spiderbaby##
 
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