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The Night Before Super Bowl

38DoubleDamnGood

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The Night Before Super Bowl:

Twas the night before Super Bowl, and all through the house,
Chuckie was stirring, like a sleep deprived mouse.
The Bucs helmets were hung by their lockers with care,
With hopes the big day, soon would be here.

The Bucs were nestled, all snug in their beds,
While visions of Super Bowl rings danced in their heads.
Gruden with his play-book and of course his cool cap
Had just finished practice, with one final lap.

When out on the field there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter
Away to the stadium I flew like a flash
With my SuperBowl ticket and plenty of cash.

The lights on the field thank God for no snow.
Gave the luster of mid-day to the stadium below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But the Buccaneer players, and lots of good cheer.

With a young new coach, so lively and quick,
Chuckie they called him, most can not lick.
More rapid than eagles his warriors they came,
And he yelled, and shouted, and called them by name;

Now Keyshawn!, now, Lynch, now Sapp and Kiffin
On, Johnson! On Brooks, On Alstott and Pittman.
To the top of our league! To the top of them all
Now score some points, score some points, score some points, ya'll.

As everyone watches the deciding coin fly
The Bucs win the toss, and the raiders do cry.
So down to the end zone, the receivers flew
The Bucs are so quick, the raiders haven't a clue.

Jurevicious with a touchdown, now points on the board
Gramatica kicks a field goal, Ecstatic he scored.
As Tupa comes in and kicks to the thirty
Oakland has the ball, it's about to get dirty.

Gannon now searching for somewhere to throw
As he sees Sapp coming, he thinks oh no.
So early in the game, and flat on his back
He can not believe he's already been sacked.

Sapp's eyes - how they twinkled! His dimples how merry!
His cheeks were all red, his nose like a cherry
His crazy man dance, all down and low
He had his usual victory glow.

As the crowd went wild, the Bucs get the ball.
Nothing could stop them, not even a bad call.
At the end of the game, the score was 30 to 10.
They proved to everyone that they could win.

Now Super Bowl Champions, and a ring on their hand.
The Tampa Bay Buc's walk proud on this land.
But we heard them exclaim, as they ran out of sight
Good-Bye to the Raiders, not even a fight!
 
seriously... fuck the bucs... i thought the ravens and the patriots were shitty champions... god damn, the bucs??? they could play philly 10 more times and the eagles would win 8 of them... and choke on the other 2 somehow...


i'd like to see the NFL return to it's prime... when GOOD TEAMS dominated... an nfl where the lions dont upset a team on a playoff run.. an nfl where kurt warner is a shitty running back in seattle... an nfl where cheap shots are fun to watch... where you can pile on late.. where an o-lineman can take a guy out for being too close to the pile... an nfl where linemen paint their face with a batman symbol... an nfl with the bucs where they belong (10 plus losses a year)... an nfl where coaches call plays to win the fucking game (ooooh, did i take a shot at andy???)...

fuck... i'm going to watch the fury tomorrow.
 
38DoubleDamnGood said:
Don't have a temper tantrum because your team didn't win.

Hello dear, just came home from watching the recruit. Good movie. Got your message, sorry I missed you. As you know I predicted the Bucks to win waaaay before the playoffs. Even though I do not like them or that pissant John Gruden! It just goes to show if you have a good defense, and can stop the run, and have a strong secondary, you will more than likely control the clock and win. Much like the Ravens did two years ago. Next year it will be St. Louis again.
 
Ffactor said:


Hello dear, just came home from watching the recruit. Good movie. Got your message, sorry I missed you. As you know I predicted the Bucks to win waaaay before the playoffs. Even though I do not like them or that pissant John Gruden! It just goes to show if you have a good defense, and can stop the run, and have a strong secondary, you will more than likely control the clock and win. Much like the Ravens did two years ago. Next year it will be St. Louis again.

It's ok sweetie, I am still online.

I know you predicted that the Bucs would win. That is why I like you. :)
 
There was never a doubt in my mind.

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madbomber31 said:
seriously... fuck the bucs... i thought the ravens and the patriots were shitty champions... god damn, the bucs??? they could play philly 10 more times and the eagles would win 8 of them... and choke on the other 2 somehow...



Quit being a sore loser.

The bucs bitch slapped the eagles, then the raiders to win the big cheese.
 
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