38DoubleDamnGood
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The Night Before Super Bowl:
Twas the night before Super Bowl, and all through the house,
Chuckie was stirring, like a sleep deprived mouse.
The Bucs helmets were hung by their lockers with care,
With hopes the big day, soon would be here.
The Bucs were nestled, all snug in their beds,
While visions of Super Bowl rings danced in their heads.
Gruden with his play-book and of course his cool cap
Had just finished practice, with one final lap.
When out on the field there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter
Away to the stadium I flew like a flash
With my SuperBowl ticket and plenty of cash.
The lights on the field thank God for no snow.
Gave the luster of mid-day to the stadium below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But the Buccaneer players, and lots of good cheer.
With a young new coach, so lively and quick,
Chuckie they called him, most can not lick.
More rapid than eagles his warriors they came,
And he yelled, and shouted, and called them by name;
Now Keyshawn!, now, Lynch, now Sapp and Kiffin
On, Johnson! On Brooks, On Alstott and Pittman.
To the top of our league! To the top of them all
Now score some points, score some points, score some points, ya'll.
As everyone watches the deciding coin fly
The Bucs win the toss, and the raiders do cry.
So down to the end zone, the receivers flew
The Bucs are so quick, the raiders haven't a clue.
Jurevicious with a touchdown, now points on the board
Gramatica kicks a field goal, Ecstatic he scored.
As Tupa comes in and kicks to the thirty
Oakland has the ball, it's about to get dirty.
Gannon now searching for somewhere to throw
As he sees Sapp coming, he thinks oh no.
So early in the game, and flat on his back
He can not believe he's already been sacked.
Sapp's eyes - how they twinkled! His dimples how merry!
His cheeks were all red, his nose like a cherry
His crazy man dance, all down and low
He had his usual victory glow.
As the crowd went wild, the Bucs get the ball.
Nothing could stop them, not even a bad call.
At the end of the game, the score was 30 to 10.
They proved to everyone that they could win.
Now Super Bowl Champions, and a ring on their hand.
The Tampa Bay Buc's walk proud on this land.
But we heard them exclaim, as they ran out of sight
Good-Bye to the Raiders, not even a fight!
Twas the night before Super Bowl, and all through the house,
Chuckie was stirring, like a sleep deprived mouse.
The Bucs helmets were hung by their lockers with care,
With hopes the big day, soon would be here.
The Bucs were nestled, all snug in their beds,
While visions of Super Bowl rings danced in their heads.
Gruden with his play-book and of course his cool cap
Had just finished practice, with one final lap.
When out on the field there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter
Away to the stadium I flew like a flash
With my SuperBowl ticket and plenty of cash.
The lights on the field thank God for no snow.
Gave the luster of mid-day to the stadium below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But the Buccaneer players, and lots of good cheer.
With a young new coach, so lively and quick,
Chuckie they called him, most can not lick.
More rapid than eagles his warriors they came,
And he yelled, and shouted, and called them by name;
Now Keyshawn!, now, Lynch, now Sapp and Kiffin
On, Johnson! On Brooks, On Alstott and Pittman.
To the top of our league! To the top of them all
Now score some points, score some points, score some points, ya'll.
As everyone watches the deciding coin fly
The Bucs win the toss, and the raiders do cry.
So down to the end zone, the receivers flew
The Bucs are so quick, the raiders haven't a clue.
Jurevicious with a touchdown, now points on the board
Gramatica kicks a field goal, Ecstatic he scored.
As Tupa comes in and kicks to the thirty
Oakland has the ball, it's about to get dirty.
Gannon now searching for somewhere to throw
As he sees Sapp coming, he thinks oh no.
So early in the game, and flat on his back
He can not believe he's already been sacked.
Sapp's eyes - how they twinkled! His dimples how merry!
His cheeks were all red, his nose like a cherry
His crazy man dance, all down and low
He had his usual victory glow.
As the crowd went wild, the Bucs get the ball.
Nothing could stop them, not even a bad call.
At the end of the game, the score was 30 to 10.
They proved to everyone that they could win.
Now Super Bowl Champions, and a ring on their hand.
The Tampa Bay Buc's walk proud on this land.
But we heard them exclaim, as they ran out of sight
Good-Bye to the Raiders, not even a fight!