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The most disgusting thing you have done sexually

tuc biscuit

tuc biscuit

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Ok, I'll go first. Once I was at a party and was talking to a girl who said she thought I was a 'dish' (dunno what that means), so after I had had 3 smirnoff ice we started kissing (Yes!!!, but I just hope she didn't get pregnant), then she started to open her mouth when she was kissing me, like ewwwwwww. It was asif she wanted to do it, so I just thought ' tuc old boy, just stay cool and go with the flow', then and some of you probably will not believe me, but she put her tongue in my mouth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My god!!!!!!! I threw her off me to the ground and ran to the toilets and proceeded to dry heave for a good 25 minutes, I never believed such perverts existed, but whatever, I will steer clear from her sort in the future.
 
HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH????
 
of course, he was ENGLISH.....................duh!!
 
tuc biscuit said:
Ok, I'll go first. Once I was at a party and was talking to a girl who said she thought I was a 'dish' (dunno what that means), so after I had had 3 smirnoff ice we started kissing (Yes!!!, but I just hope she didn't get pregnant), then she started to open her mouth when she was kissing me, like ewwwwwww. It was asif she wanted to do it, so I just thought ' tuc old boy, just stay cool and go with the flow', then and some of you probably will not believe me, but she put her tongue in my mouth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My god!!!!!!! I threw her off me to the ground and ran to the toilets and proceeded to dry heave for a good 25 minutes, I never believed such perverts existed, but whatever, I will steer clear from her sort in the future.
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OH and if people in the uk would use real toothpast and brush their teeth then sucking faced wouldn't be a nightmare.
 
WODIN said:


LMAO!!! Ahem...
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well, what CAN i say...........we were loaded, it was late, the room was dark............"it seemed like a good idea at the time".










talk about "morning mouth" breath! OOFUS!! :p
 
rnch said:
well, what CAN i say...........we were loaded, it was late, the room was dark............"it seemed like a good idea at the time".










talk about "morning mouth" breath! OOFUS!! :p
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I'll never drink another bloody mary. That's all I'm saying.
 
Mine would have to be with this young christian virgin girl I proudly de-flowered a couple of years ago. After a couple of weeks of dating, she could no longer resist my boyish charm and seductive aura. After the classic "I'll put it in just for a few seconds...just to see if it fits..." I was on my way to having quite the gusher, when I noticed blood stains all over the white comforter, and I mean all over. To make matters worse we were visiting my Aunt & Uncle at the time and we kinda had to let them in on her "accident". The moral of the story? Red Wings are to be played with at home only.
 
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WODIN said:


I'll never drink another bloody mary. That's all I'm saying.
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speaking of which...................how can you tell when your barmaid is mad at you? when you find a string hanging out of your bloody mary!!!:bawling:
 
tuc biscuit said:
The most disgusting thing you have done sexually
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When I said:...."I do" to the priest after he asked me will I take that sorry ass bimbo, #%@^ I was once married to.
 
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What did you let him do you????? LOLOLOLOLOL...okay so now I have to go to confession for that one
 
Gymgurl said:
What did you let him do you????? LOLOLOLOLOL...okay so now I have to go to confession for that one
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Ok, I edited it so I wouldn't be blackmailed at a later date.

And can I confess to you in a private booth?
 
My ex shoved her head up my ass. She didnt think I could take it but I had lots of practice. Dumped her right after. Who wants to kiss a chick with my shit all over her face.
 
Back in college I had sex with a random after a fraternity party, when it was time to blow I shot it on her face, she was cool with that. Then she asked for a towel or something so I reached under my bed and grabbed the ole jerk rag and gave it to her, she then wipped her face clean with my dirty rag......man college was a great time....
 
IhateOsama said:
My ex shoved her head up my ass. She didnt think I could take it but I had lots of practice. Dumped her right after. Who wants to kiss a chick with my shit all over her face.
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Man I bet you had to lube her up good for that lol
 
following a penthouse forum lead I got a can of sliced peaches in heavy syrup and placed it in the fridge...then when I was performing oral on a girl I got the cold and slimy peach slices and took a thick one and slid it in..using a combination of my mouth and fingers i worked the peach back and forth...often switching slices to a new cold one...had a really intense effect on her..not really disgisting,but i managed to lose grip of one and it got sucked into the chute......
 
SC4EVA said:
Maybe im a pervert but I was thinking there was going to be much dirtier stories posted!!
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Same here bro. If this are the worst these people can come up with, I'm a bit embarassed to post some of mine.
 
it's all realtive

what we do when there is cosmic rift in reality
or when the planets align as long as not place on cyberspace
is our own biz

but i do wonder about tuc
lol
:goof:
 
I peed in a girl's belly button one time. We were rolling at the time and she said it was a fantasy of her's. We didnt have sex, just that one thing.
 
Ok, if anya can admit to that... I've stuck my tounge in a girl's ass.
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
Ok, if anya can admit to that... I've stuck my tounge in a girl's ass.
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childs play....this isnt sick but funny....i was fuckin my girl(avatar chick) missionary, me on top...i pull out to bust all over her tits and stomach, and all of a sudden i get a charlie horse in my leg...it was the best(nuttin) and worst(charlie horse) feelin ever...i started squirtin all over, her face, couch, all over, and she's freakin, tryin to get up, cuz she doesnt know what the hell is goin on
 
I don't consider either "disgusting" but probably the dirtiest things I've done are cum on my girlfriend's face and stick my tongue in her ass.
 
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