The Kind Of Girl You Should Marry...

[javaguru]

 

[javaguru]

indeed

 

[nangiggles]

I'm pretty sure the girls that throw up a white flag and surrender are your favorite and marriage material indeed

 

[mistaballoonhands]

I'm pretty sure the girls that throw up a white flag and surrender are your favorite and marriage material indeed

oh snap! (like a neck)

 

[mrplunkey]

I'm pretty sure the girls that throw up a white flag and surrender are your favorite and marriage material indeed

My theory is he likes religious girls who he can choke the shit out of as a way of getting back at his mother who forced him to go to church.

That explains those goofy atheist youtubes he used to always post as well as his criminal record for violence against women.

 

[smurf2]

lol

 

[EarthRider]

this guy, thinking he will find a woman stupid enough

 

[mrplunkey]

But what if he finds an evangelical atheist who is into choking?

Seems plausible to me.

 

[zwhit]

lol @ marriage advice from java

 

[mrplunkey]

lol @ marriage advice from java

OJ and Ike Turner were unavailable for comment so we had to go with Plan C.