The hottie at work... to pursue or not to pursue?

[ThrottleJock]

Dude... my workout partner was telling me that things were going to get hairy in a hurry once I was "on". At least concerning self esteem and those wonderful pheremones that are emitted when things are going well. Damn was he right.

I've never had a problem getting ladies, but I've been in a slump. Of course that could have something to do with my having a girlfriend at the moment, but you know what I mean.

Within the last two days chicks are coming out of the woodwork. My super-hottie model chick fucked-her-twice-but-wish-I-was-her-beau called me this weekend and said she was coming out from AZ for a week and wanted to ride the D. Good news.

And then I meet one of my new co-workers... hired on in a lateral branch at my work. Heard her name but never thought about her until today when I met her. Good lord she's a hottie. I'm sitting in my co-workers office having a meeting and she ducks in to grab a print, says hello and ducks out. I turn to my buddy and say "holy christ" and he just nods his head "yep" and indicates that there is NOT a ring on that finger. I head back over to my office and on the drive back I can't stop thinking about her. I get in, check my Email and I'll be damned if there isn't a message from that beautiful baby. She was asking me if I modeled. Huh? Me? No. Nice come-on though... talk about an ego boost. I responded that I did not and she replied that she did and that I looked familiar. Nice. Another model chick. She also said she's been having trouble with her physique lately and asked if I could help her out. WHAT KIND OF SHIT IS THAT? Dude, this is corporate Email and she might as well have just said "so can you schedule me in at 3:00 so that I can slide your rock-hard rod into my aching twat"? Fuck! So I'm having lunch with her tomorrow... hehe.

I'm SO going to eat this girl like a big hunk of steak. Is it an extremely bad idea? Sex in the corporate world? I've done it once before but things got a little crazy and I had to put it to an end. That girl was married though, so different program. This girl has a boyfriend but she said that she doesn't like to deny herself the chance to meet somebody if she's intrigued. Nicely put... Yum

 

[Frackal]

Normally I would suggest running away from this situation but 'fuck it'.

 

[jet]

So she just emailed you to ask if you modeled?

I call BS on this one. Or maybe you were just dreaming!

And by the way, why is this in the anabolic forum?

 

[flex123]

gotta love it men ruin other mens lives everyday by doing there girlfriends! If she wants it give it too her, mad flirting first and then go for the kill! from what your saying you shouldnt have even asked here you should know what to do and just do it. Lunch Time at work will be a FUCK of a time if ya know what I mean!
good luck and hopefully she isnt an obsessed crazy bitch.

 

[Shiatsu]

Don't dip your pen in the company ink.
Yeah, make good friends with her because model chicks have model friends. Chow down on the friends, but keep away from the potential woman scorned that will fuck things up at work.
But, if you're trying to get fired...dive in and let the fuck-fest commence! You're corporate, right...do a cost/benefit analysis of this VERY business decision.
Good luck.

 

[mvmaxx]

... those wonderful pheremones that are emitted when things are going well. Damn was he right.
My super-hottie model chick fucked-her-twice-but-wish-I-was-her-beau called me this weekend and said she was coming out from AZ for a week and wanted to ride the D. Good news.

Maybe she smelled the pheremones over the telephone lines.

 

[mvmaxx]

And by the way, why is this in the anabolic forum?

Cause anything that deals with hot chix, BOOBS or sex is ok. Well....at least it's ok in my book.

 

[Wombat]

JESUS CHRIST!!!! ---do it and ask questions later. You shouldn't even be thinking of anything else but getting the duke.....Us married guys dream of shit like this....Steroids may knock a few years off your life but its times like this that you have to take advange of your rewards....And this my friend- is a reward...enjoy it...peace

 

[ThrottleJock]

I love work

Sounds like a plan, guys. You're right, I was already going to munch on the sweet n' creamy but I feel better about it now since all you big fuckers are on the wagon with me.

As for "too good to be true", I agree. Seems unlikely that she would just bust out an email asking if I modeled, but I'm not going to complain about it, that's for sho'! Maybe I could learn a lesson from her candor.

I'm not trying to get fired, but I'm willing to take risks in my life (obviously... AS) and the risk of this is probably a big portion of what makes it so damn intriguing. In fact, I might just have to lock the door to my office and put her up on the desk for a little session.. gawd, I'm going nuts just thinking about it!

 

[FreakMonster]

JESUS CHRIST!!!! ---do it and ask questions later. You shouldn't even be thinking of anything else but getting the duke.....Us married guys dream of shit like this....Steroids may knock a few years off your life but its times like this that you have to take advange of your rewards....And this my friend- is a reward...enjoy it...peace

Steroids knock a few years off your life? I never knew that!