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Coach Reed had put together the perfect team for Philadelphia Eagles. The only thing he was missing was a great quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and other teams, but he couldn't find a ringer quarterback who could ensure a Super Bowl win.
Then one night, while watching CNN, he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan. In one corner of the TV screen he noticed an Afghani soldier with a truly incredible arm.
He threw a hand grenade straight into a 15th story window 200 yards away, ka-boom! He threw another hand grenade into a group of 10 Al-Queida terrorist 100 yards away, ka-blooey!
"I've got to get this guy!" Coach Reed said to himself. "He has a perfect arm!"
So, he tracks down the soldier in Afghanistan and brings him to the States, and teaches him the great game of Ffootball. The Eagles are undefeated and actually go on to win the Super Bowl for the first time in history. The young Afghani is hailed as the Greatest Hero in Eagles Football history, and when Jeff Lurey asks him what he wants, all the young man wants to do is to call his mother. "Mom", he says into the phone,
"I just won the Super Bowl."
"I don't want to talk to you," the old woman says. "You deserted us. You are not my son."
"I don't tthink you understand, Mother!" the young man pleads.
"I just won the greatest sporting event in the world, not even Donavan McNabb could do this. I'm here among thousands of adoring fans."
"No, let me tell you," his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and this week your sister was raped in broad daylight."
The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says:
"I'll never forgive you for making us move to Philadelphia
Then one night, while watching CNN, he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan. In one corner of the TV screen he noticed an Afghani soldier with a truly incredible arm.
He threw a hand grenade straight into a 15th story window 200 yards away, ka-boom! He threw another hand grenade into a group of 10 Al-Queida terrorist 100 yards away, ka-blooey!
"I've got to get this guy!" Coach Reed said to himself. "He has a perfect arm!"
So, he tracks down the soldier in Afghanistan and brings him to the States, and teaches him the great game of Ffootball. The Eagles are undefeated and actually go on to win the Super Bowl for the first time in history. The young Afghani is hailed as the Greatest Hero in Eagles Football history, and when Jeff Lurey asks him what he wants, all the young man wants to do is to call his mother. "Mom", he says into the phone,
"I just won the Super Bowl."
"I don't want to talk to you," the old woman says. "You deserted us. You are not my son."
"I don't tthink you understand, Mother!" the young man pleads.
"I just won the greatest sporting event in the world, not even Donavan McNabb could do this. I'm here among thousands of adoring fans."
"No, let me tell you," his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and this week your sister was raped in broad daylight."
The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says:
"I'll never forgive you for making us move to Philadelphia
