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The Dirt on the Squirt

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Female Ejaculation

  • I'm a female and I've never squirted but I want to.

    Votes: 1 0.8%

  • I'm a female and I've never squirted and I'm glad I don't.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • I'm a female and I squirt and I hate it.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • I'm a female and I squirt and I like it.

    Votes: 3 2.3%

  • I'm a male and have never been with a squirter, but I want to.

    Votes: 49 37.1%

  • I'm a male and have never been with a squirter, but I don't want to.

    Votes: 13 9.8%

  • I'm a male and I have been with a squirter, and never again.

    Votes: 8 6.1%

  • I'm a male and I have been with a squirter, and I loved it.

    Votes: 58 43.9%
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I recently read an article trying to explain the phenomenon. It didn't help much but it was kind of entertaining.

Do you squirt? Have you been with a female who squirts? Was it gross, awesome or a little of both? Women-- what have you done to achieve it? Men -- ever been completely freaked out by and unsuspected squirter?
 
tonyroma said:
squitters ruin your bed sheets and couch cussions.
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I've only had one and she only did it from oral.. I'd have to cover the bed in towels.. it was pretty sweet tho!
 
the_clockwork said:
I've only had one and she only did it from oral.. I'd have to cover the bed in towels.. it was pretty sweet tho!
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I remember I got on this one chick when I was a freshman in my dorm. Swear to god she was skeetin like crazy just from me playing with her clit for a few seconds. I thought I was god or something, plus I was so wasted it made it so much funner seeing her squeel over nothing.
 
If someone squirted on my fucking sheets or furniture, oh man... I would beat that ass for real. I don't mean with a sack of nuts either.
 
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AAP said:
If someone squirted on my fucking sheets or furniture, oh man... I would beat that ass for real. I don't mean with a sack of nuts either.
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haha.. so i take it you're in the "never had it and don't want it section?"

i've never had it bad like you seen it porns just enough that you notice
 
Spring Shower wrote:
It Is Not Urine. Female ejaculate Is similar to Prostate fluid in men. It ddoes not come from the bladder, it comes from the paraurethral/skenes glands also known as the glands that create the G-spot.

Female ejaculation intensifies orgasms in women. Women can ejaculate multiple times within a short period. It is not urinary incontinence because it is not urine. It is clear in color and usually smells like nothing or has a slight sweet scent.
Female ejaculation is not contingent upon G-spot orgasms; it can be achieved through clitoral and other stimulation.
Female ejaculation is not that difficult however its techniques are just not known about by many. Because women typically don't know about the elusive reasons they are not doing it, they are usually sabotaging their chances for gushing female ejaculate when they are having an orgasm.

One of the main reasons that women do not know they can do it is because women will often feel like they need to urinate when they are ready to cum and because they think that urine will come out, which it will not, so they hold back. The G-Spot (Skenes Glands) fill up with the female ejaculate fluid and this puts pressure on the pee-tube therefore making it feel like she has to pee when in actuality she could ejaculate if she simply pushed instead of holding back.

Because women can gush as much as two cups of ejaculate, many people think that it must be urine. Often women who do not know what is happening (and there are many) are embarrassed, confused and find it to be of great concern. It does not help that most health practitioners are not informed about it as many women are being told they require surgery and/or psychotherapy for this normal female sexual response!

Female ejaculation is not only visually erotic, but it feels incredible (being on the receiving end!) Based on personal observation, the kind of sexual release that a woman feels from this powerful gush coming from her sweet pussy must be like no other once she accepts this sexual release as just that... release.




THAT should answer the question.
 
i've only ran across 4 in my life. the first i was about 22 and thought she had peed all over me. she was on top. the next ones came much later in life. german live in g/f. korean live in g/f. and last years live in who squirted from her g-spot being massaged. standing up was the only way she could do that though. the others were clitoral squirters. what's the diff in the fluids? none that i could tell. anybody know?
 
thanks ghetto. you are right it is highly erotic, i love it. i don't mind them soaking every towel in the house.
 
Notice that I did not write that and while I have no problem with some squirting it doesn't do anything for me.

That was for others information. I snipped it off the web.
 
I've been with one that I would classify as a gusher. EASILY one of the sexiest experiences of my life. It was highly motivating too.

She used to have this black leather couch we would use all the time. One time she was on top of me and just going to town and she RAINED down all over me and the couch. We had to get off the damn thing cause we were sliding around after that.

It was absolutely fantastic.
 
The fist time it happened to me I thought she was pissing in my mouth and I was like, WTF? The 2 foot in diameter wet spot is the only downside. Towels take care of that. I fricken love it, possibly more than she does.
 
OK then for women who never do it, where is all this fluid hiding right now?
It is not water, not piss...they all have it hiding in a secret spot right? LOL
 
KillahBee said:
DUDE. Find one. I don't care how. Your sexual life will never be the same.
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i concur.. the girl that did it w/ me was one from high school.. never had it sense :worried:
 
KillahBee said:
DUDE. Find one. I don't care how. Your sexual life will never be the same.
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My girl is a squirter!! hard core..especiallyyouget her a lil fukd up and its on..like stated above multiple orgasms and lots of fluid. almost unbelievable for the both of us the first time!! Usually she can squirt and come multiple times especially when on oxy!!
 
heavy_duty said:
Is that you mm?
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How did I know one of you would say that?

You're sweet, dear, but let's be realistic, does the young lady in that movie look 42?

Besides, I'm a voyer, not an exhibitionist.
 
You bitches are sick in the head. There is nothing erotic about someone squirting out body fluids on your sheets/furniture/car seats/polar bear rug/track lighting (don't ask).

What do you do when that happens? Try to act pleased? "oooh look at you... was it good? did you get over excited?"

And you girls... what do you do when it happens? Try to act natural? Go "oopsie... I guess you turn me on too much" <-- typical female lying

Oh man... I so don't play that shit. Because :

#1 It ain't funny.
#2 By the time I get them in the bed I have already their cash out of their wallets and if they do that squirty squirt thing and I ain't lifted enough $$$ to pay the cleaning costs... their ass in trouble.

I'd be all like "Oh hell!! WTF?? Whoa. Whoa. WHOAAAAA!!!! Oh shit. Stop it. Make it stop. What the hell you doing? Here put your hand down there... catch that shit. Oh fuck where's a cork? Or a shot glass? Or a shoe. Yeah a shoe.. hang on let me get your shoe... oh fuck what a time for you to pick open toe shoes. Oh bitch look at that shit. What? What did you just say? Whoawhoawhoa... hang on a minute there. You've done this before? You like, knew this would happen? And. You. Did. It. Anyway??? oh hell no this bitch is dead.
 
It may not be piss but it's the same fucking thing as piss if you ask me.

I think it gives guys a big hard on because they believe they have conquered the young lady and "made her ejaculate" now the dood is king of the jungle LOL.

Look, its no fun when my kid pisses the bed and no fun if my wife does either LOL

in conclusion, I suggest you get your girl a fuggin "pull-up" or "depends"
 
AAP said:
You bitches are sick in the head. There is nothing erotic about someone squirting out body fluids on your sheets/furniture/car seats/polar bear rug/track lighting (don't ask).

What do you do when that happens? Try to act pleased? "oooh look at you... was it good? did you get over excited?"

And you girls... what do you do when it happens? Try to act natural? Go "oopsie... I guess you turn me on too much" <-- typical female lying

Oh man... I so don't play that shit. Because :

#1 It ain't funny.
#2 By the time I get them in the bed I have already their cash out of their wallets and if they do that squirty squirt thing and I ain't lifted enough $$$ to pay the cleaning costs... their ass in trouble.

I'd be all like "Oh hell!! WTF?? Whoa. Whoa. WHOAAAAA!!!! Oh shit. Stop it. Make it stop. What the hell you doing? Here put your hand down there... catch that shit. Oh fuck where's a cork? Or a shot glass? Or a shoe. Yeah a shoe.. hang on let me get your shoe... oh fuck what a time for you to pick open toe shoes. Oh bitch look at that shit. What? What did you just say? Whoawhoawhoa... hang on a minute there. You've done this before? You like, knew this would happen? And. You. Did. It. Anyway??? oh hell no this bitch is dead.
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You have given out too much Karma in the last 24 hours, try again later.

i tried.. that's funny right there
 
Well, there we have it:

Guys squirting orgasm juice, fine, if you have to, but preferably deposit it SOMEWHERE.

Girls squirting orgasm juice, the concept is far more interesting than the reality, and if she really must then she better 1) Confirm the wallpaper is scrubbable and 2) puts down towels, that she herself plans on laundering, first.
 
AAP said:
But we don't squirt it on the damn ceiling like she did.
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IMO she's got an unusual talent.

I doubt most people, men or women, could get that kind of distance, against gravity, even if they were peeing.
 
xrsist said:
hey darling you never told me you could do this.. you will have to show me next time! howv you been darl? :)
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Only had one man who had me as hot as I have ever been ...make me...
 
upon reading the title of this thread i thought it was another thread about youngguns.
 
AAP.. i've never experienced a squirt that powerful.. mine is just minor but enough to feel it.. wtf kind of horses r u banging?
 
heavy_duty said:
So you can make any G squirt?
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pretty much...its much easier if you dont tell the girl about it and just do it...this way the mental factor doesnt play a role...it will just hit her like a ton of bricks
 
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CENTURION44 said:
pretty much...its much easier if you dont tell the girl about it and just do it...this way the mental factor doesnt play a role...it will just hit her like a ton of bricks
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Damn, I wanna do that.

True story:

When I was married by husband would use his fingers and do the 'come see' motion with them. I really enjoyed it until I felt the urge to pee then I'd make him stop. I did not know about squirting then. Wish I had :qt: Never felt that urge since though. That was about the only thing he was good at...oh and oral.
 
hey feisty.....come see this

feisty11975 said:
Damn, I wanna do that.

True story:

When I was married by husband would use his fingers and do the 'come see' motion with them. I really enjoyed it until I felt the urge to pee then I'd make him stop. I did not know about squirting then. Wish I had :qt: Never felt that urge since though. That was about the only thing he was good at...oh and oral.
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heavy_duty said:
piss
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No dear, it's the same stuff that lubricates the vagina, actually.
 
??
 
it ain't piss...first time i saw it tho I thought it was.. i was weirded out but then I figured it out.. i was young and didnt know
 
I've never had one but I'd love to. There's a porn start called Cytherea. Those insane freak ejaculations really turn me on
 
Back in 1984 I was with my high school sweatheart in the back seat of my Malibu station wagon in a 69 position with me on the bottom. I had my middle finger insider her looking for the G-spot (it was the latest thing back then); apparently I found it and I got a face full of the "clear fluid".
 
nydj66 said:
Back in 1984 I was with my high school sweatheart in the back seat of my Malibu station wagon in a 69 position with me on the bottom. I had my middle finger insider her looking for the G-spot (it was the latest thing back then); apparently I found it and I got a face full of the "clear fluid".
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I'm sure she's never been the same since
 
feisty11975 said:
I'm sure she's never been the same since
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If by "never been the same since" you actually meant "reconstructive surgery can only bring back so much..." then yeah, that would have been the outcome of that date with me.
 
AAP said:
If by "never been the same since" you actually meant "reconstructive surgery can only bring back so much..." then yeah, that would have been the outcome of that date with me.
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I was just amused by the whole thing. For years after that I got to refer to the time she "pissed" in my face. That would make her blush and turn away and say, "It wasn't pee".
 
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I see girls posting here here but only 1 girl has voted!!

wtf? come on girls, we wanna know
 
Maybe I should hook up with Feisty. I've gotten one girl to squirt, I should be able to help her out too. ;-)
 
I have been with several women that squirt. 2 of the women I am currently seeing squirt, one of which her first time was with me. I like it. Personally it is a turn on.
 
True story - tried to learn, but never could. So I suppose that my husband will just have to be satisfied being married to a screamer.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
True story - tried to learn, but never could. So I suppose that my husband will just have to be satisfied being married to a screamer.
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screamers aren't bad
 
musclemom said:
How did I know one of you would say that?

You're sweet, dear, but let's be realistic, does the young lady in that movie look 42?

Besides, I'm a voyer, not an exhibitionist.
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thats hot :p
 
my wife squirts. the first time it happened it was a little bit and i was like "i think you squirted", so since then we kept trying and we perfected it. now she squirts like you wouldnt believe. then we tried it on a friend and she squirted too. i believe any woman can squirt, you just have to have a man that knows what he's doing.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
True story - tried to learn, but never could. So I suppose that my husband will just have to be satisfied being married to a screamer.
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like i said you havent had the right teacher... :qt:
 
"No dear, it's the same stuff that lubricates the vagina, actually."

I knew it! Some of my friends have beeen saying actually its something else bla bla bla.

I bring my girl to orgasm every time, but her cum is probably only enough to cover my hand. HOW do you get the big big gushing? Is it more to do with the woman or is it more to do with the technique?
 
bigmann245 said:
my wife squirts. the first time it happened it was a little bit and i was like "i think you squirted", so since then we kept trying and we perfected it. now she squirts like you wouldnt believe. then we tried it on a friend and she squirted too. i believe any woman can squirt, you just have to have a man that knows what he's doing.
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I know what I'm doing

I've had squirters but have had more none squirters.. so how can this be?
 
ghettostudmuffin said:
Spring Shower wrote:
It Is Not Urine. Female ejaculate Is similar to Prostate fluid in men. It ddoes not come from the bladder, it comes from the paraurethral/skenes glands also known as the glands that create the G-spot.

Female ejaculation intensifies orgasms in women. Women can ejaculate multiple times within a short period. It is not urinary incontinence because it is not urine. It is clear in color and usually smells like nothing or has a slight sweet scent.
Female ejaculation is not contingent upon G-spot orgasms; it can be achieved through clitoral and other stimulation.
Female ejaculation is not that difficult however its techniques are just not known about by many. Because women typically don't know about the elusive reasons they are not doing it, they are usually sabotaging their chances for gushing female ejaculate when they are having an orgasm.

One of the main reasons that women do not know they can do it is because women will often feel like they need to urinate when they are ready to cum and because they think that urine will come out, which it will not, so they hold back. The G-Spot (Skenes Glands) fill up with the female ejaculate fluid and this puts pressure on the pee-tube therefore making it feel like she has to pee when in actuality she could ejaculate if she simply pushed instead of holding back.

Because women can gush as much as two cups of ejaculate, many people think that it must be urine. Often women who do not know what is happening (and there are many) are embarrassed, confused and find it to be of great concern. It does not help that most health practitioners are not informed about it as many women are being told they require surgery and/or psychotherapy for this normal female sexual response!

Female ejaculation is not only visually erotic, but it feels incredible (being on the receiving end!) Based on personal observation, the kind of sexual release that a woman feels from this powerful gush coming from her sweet pussy must be like no other once she accepts this sexual release as just that... release.




THAT should answer the question.
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Not true the skeens gland is the size of a pea. By contrast the prostate gland is slightly larger than a walnut so how can a pea sized gland produce so much fluid?

The normal male ejaculation, measured in 1300 volunteers is 3.2 ml as reported by Dr. Aquiles Sombrero in The Journal of Fertility and Sterility. Maximal volumes of 10-11 ml.


It's physiologically impossible for a pea sized gland to produce hundreds of ML's of fluid when the most a man can produce is 10ML's from a gland thats 50 times larger than the skeens gland.

If this was the cause then it seems more women would have ejacualtion of fluid and at a greater frequency.

"An experiment recorded by Dr Gary Schubach involved female subjects engaging in sexual stimulation then having their bladders drained with a catheter. After this draining, seven women still expelled 50 -900 ml of fluid in sexual response, fluid that showed "a greatly reduced concentration of urine and creatinine (the primary components of urine). The clear inference was that the expelled fluid is an altered form of urine, meaning that there appears to be a process that goes on during sensual or sexual stimulation and excitement that effects the chemical composition of urine."

I think that a larger penis can trap vagina fluid inside the vagina and when a woman orgasms and has internal contractions the fluid is expressed.

That makes more sense than a "pea sized" gland producing 1200 ML's of fluid.
 
musclemom said:
Oh I was wondering when I'd be presented with an opportunity to pass this along :lmao:

***(Obviously NOT work safe)***

http://www.youporn.com/watch/629
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That's Cytherea. Try a torrent search for her or one of the other ones. There are some hot women getting off big time. Their faces contort into lopsided rictus smiles, they have a convulsion, everything.
 
feisty11975 said:
Damn, I wanna do that.

True story:

When I was married by husband would use his fingers and do the 'come see' motion with them. I really enjoyed it until I felt the urge to pee then I'd make him stop. I did not know about squirting then. Wish I had :qt: Never felt that urge since though. That was about the only thing he was good at...oh and oral.
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Ahh the come hither motion.

Never failed to make an woman orgasm once I learned that trick.

Mods please lock this thread now. kthnxbyr
 
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