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The Brown Zone is for UNloading, only....?

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I had an interesting, if not somewhat disturbing, conversation with a group of folks from work including but not limmitted to Weightedvestfag and Hottie VanSiliconefitnessmodel.

Hottie said that anal was ok, but that if you are willing or desirous of giving you must be willing to recieve. My thoughts were that in reference to oral, that is a given, but in terms of anal I needed here to clarify what she had in mind... er... was talking about.

Her take on this is that if a fellow wanted to 'fuck' her in the ass (yes, she is that crude) that he had better be ok with her either putting multiple fingers up his ass and/or toys including dildos of some girth.

Now, Missy VonVondervest's take on all this is that the brown zone is for UNloading, only, there will be no loading in the brown zone. His rant was that anal sex is just for men who like to be overly controling and dominent brutes that have no respect for women. At this point I suggested he go get his phone as his momma was calling and Hottie and I had a conversation going on here. I am prepared to venture that he was doing a bad rendition of Alan Alda and trying to get into Ms. Hairless' skivvies via the Substantatively Emasculated and Caring Guy route.

Whats the deal, people, ladies in particular: do you maintain that if a fellow would like to have anal sex with you that he had better be ready to meet some unseen latex phalllus and or accept borderline fisting? I am at a loss for words with regards to hotties insistance that that is the only fair gameplan.

*Disclaimer: I do not have and am not trying to have a dark and musky thing with Bleachy O'Hardbody.
 
what possible enjoyment could a woman get out of jamming a dildo up a guys ass?


other than it being a some kind of a goof....?
 
Clarify? as in slowly simmer whole butter to remove the milk solids and water?
 
jerkbox said:
what possible enjoyment could a woman get out of jamming a dildo up a guys ass?

Not really sure. But the question is, why do you keep asking her to do it....
 
Razorguns said:
not into anal. could care less about it.

Frankly, my aim is just a little to the north of there, or south, or... anyway, me too.
 
I can see how women would like to put things in a guys ass. Lesbians like putting things into girls, so why not in guys? That`s just an assumption on my part.

I think a lot of the women that say "if you do it to me, then I do it to you" are really not into it and just want a reason to back out of the deal hoping you would`nt go for the "double penetration" so to speak. I feel only the freaks would wanna stick something up a guys ass and love it. I could be wrong, just a guess.

I personaaly like anal sex (giving not taking) lol more because if the woman asks for it, then I know she`s really into it during sex and it makes the whole experience better. It`s all about the experience.
 
i don't see why a woman would want to stick a dildo in a guy's ass. it just sounds wrong.

hell, i don't think a guy should be doing anything with a dildo unless he's using it on a woman.

there was a military porn website in operation a few years back called www.marinemeat.com. everyone was going apeshit over it because this was something that Marines (or any military memebers) should NOT of been doing. NIS (Naval Investigative Services or something like that) was going apeshit trying to figure out who these marines were, because all it listed was a first name and a rank, and no one knew for sure if that was even true or not, so going throughout a few bases to figure it out was going to take a LONG time.

we heard a rumor that a Staff Sergeant from our unit was on the site (this was a hush-hush rumor, we had been ordered not to view the site, even on our home computers). we checked it out anyway, and we found a picture of him with his rank and first name to go with it....and in this picture he's licking a dildo!

this guy was one of those "high and mighty my shit doesn't stink" type of guys, married with 3 kids, and a complete asshole. so i passed this information along to 2 friends of mine....(not like they weren't going to hear about it eventually, i just expidited the process :D )

they in turn printed out many pictures of this with the caption "This is exactly the type of behavior we should be learning from our fine Staff NCOs."

within a month he was kicked out of the Marine Corps. 13 years down the shitter with a dishonorable discharge to boot. the two guys that printed out the pictures got in some trouble too, but they merely laughed it off.

the moral of the story - a man should never use or let a dildo be used on him.
 
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site had a lot more on it back then.

my edit was because i accidentily hit to post before i was done. sorry.

also, the site used to have a LOT more graphic images on it. i breezed through real quick in the hopes that i could spot someone from my unit that i know is still in, like my old 1st sergeant....after how much of a lying 2 faced bastard piece of shit he was, i'd love to know his career ended with him getting kicked out. oh well, i can only dream (and can only dream that some day i run into him somewhere :evil: )
 
no sergants ever trying to kick my ass.

i don't wish pain and suffering on anyone really, but i do like to watch people get exactly what they deserve. maybe that's not a "nice" thing to say, but oh well. that's just me.
 
to each their own. I bet Lew Hicks could kick some azz. A former Navy Seal. He invented SAFTA training. I trained from it. It is a good method of ass kicking and self defense.
 
i don't think i'd ever try to tangle up with a former SEAL. they do have some intensive training, far beyond what the normal military person recieves.

however, just because someone is a sergant doesn't mean they can automatically kick ass. i knew quite a few that couldn't fight their way out of a wet paper bag.
 
I thought he was a demented mean mother fucker. He owns a fishing boat now. He said the last fight he was in was when a guy hit his car at a gas station. I bet that sorry mofo was sorry.
 
hardrock said:
I thought this was a thread about the movie Airplane. That movie rocks!

You are correct, sir.
 
obiwan9962 said:
i was wondering what i wanted to rent tonight

Roger, roger, whats your vector Victor? Stop calling me Shirley.
 
A hospital? What is it? A big building with sick people, but that's not important right now....

How about some coffee Johnny? No thanks!!

I speak jive.....


LOL
 
Looks like I picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue...
 
I think miss bleached blond wants someone to throw her onto a rough concrete surface and violate her anal cavity.

She probably keeps the dildos for guys like your caring emasculated friend.
 
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