fistfullofsteel
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Rutgers!!! Enough said.
Coach of Rutgers: Team we are 1-0 and we can't have that. We have to get our asses kicked by Miami.
Players: Why is that?
Coach: Because we were born to lose.
Players: O Yeah, we are all hung over from drinking anyway, so don't worry coach. We promise to get our asses kicked.
Coach: You guys love to suck and I'm proud to be getting paid millions for it.
Coach of Rutgers: Team we are 1-0 and we can't have that. We have to get our asses kicked by Miami.
Players: Why is that?
Coach: Because we were born to lose.
Players: O Yeah, we are all hung over from drinking anyway, so don't worry coach. We promise to get our asses kicked.
Coach: You guys love to suck and I'm proud to be getting paid millions for it.