The bidding will now begin to see who marries Seashell.

[gonelifting]

Due to recent high demand, we at BidonBrides4U.com have assemble this opportunity for the gentlemen (or ladies) We will set the starting price at $1000 US dollars. We expect the bidding to go well into the night and exceed our loftiest goals.

The winner will receive Seashell (of course) and all arrangements for marriage will be taken care of financially by the auction house. A 100 guest maximum will attend the joyous ceremony. I`m only taking 10% of the winning bid as a favor to Seashell.

Your honeymoon will be 10 days at a Caribbean destination of your choosing. Good luck and happy bidding.

PS Seashell may want you to describe what you have to offer in addition to your bid. In case of a tie, the winner will be hand selected by her and with the approval of the auction house.


FromZero, uhhm you know...

Sincerely, BidonBrides4U.com

 

[SoreArms]

All of my K, plus two months salary

Seashell, we would smooch and spoon alot, aside from some rough and sweaty sex of course.

 

[jnuts]

Will you be serving your special ice cubes at the reception?

 

[tuc biscuit]

I'll give up the secrets to my amazing penis size.

 

[Zebo]

Trade in's...what about trade in's ?!?!?!?!

 

[BrandonXJ]

sorry guys, seashell and I eloped last week.

 

[WODIN]

I bid $1,432,587.63.

 

[jnuts]

I bid $1,432,587.63.

I bid $1,432,587.64 (And I will have to embrace Polygamy)

 

[gonelifting]

I bid $1,432,587.63.

wtf?

Wait, what is 10% of $1,432,587.63?

 

[WODIN]

I bid $1,432,587.64 (And I will have to embrace Polygamy)

+ $ 2,855.84 I have in mad money!!!!