SuperDave drowns in fat pussy

[rsnoble]

Lester Edgecomb, otherwise known as Superdave, was found suffocated today at 314pm. His face was completey covered with flour and was lying on a bed with broken box springs. Police are seeking leads to a 560lb elephant that resembled a humonoid figure with long blond hair and 2 legs(they think) that was last seen rolling down 47 flights of stairs and entering a lopsided volkswagon before roaring down mainstreet at 15mph. If you have info please visit www.plumperkillers.com

 

[-SD-]

Damn bro, dont you know I prefer brunettes? Get it right, you almost had it.

 

[The Shadow]

lol

 

[The Shadow]

Dude I can SOOOO hook you up with this chick named WIlda

 

[The Shadow]

lmao, I remember those stories you used to tell us about her... I still remember that tanning incident where she thought someone was 'spying on her' or some shit

well...she was caught eating a slice of pizza in the womens restroom before class one night


...and yep - she thought someone was gonna look at her 240 nekkid ass self in the tanning bed....

...the time she took off her shoes and socks to do step and she has ring worm


TRUE STORY - I saw her about a two weeks ago coming out of the tanning place...I go in....bed #1 isnt working....


I go in two days later - the plexiglass has been replaced and a sign on the wall read:

"You not get in unless you under 230 pounds."

 

[-SD-]

i can't believe superdave went from having 3somes with hot chicks to doing big porkers.

at least sir mix-a-lot would be proud.

-= nav =-

I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE.
100% BRUH