Superbabe to Marry Sleeping Fist end of next month...damn

[SleepingFist]

Guys, Girls, strange looking mothers....after much bantering. spanking and black eyes (SleepingFist is permanently using steak the wrong way) we are getting hitched...permanently and forever...and emigrating (kind of) to Australia.

We wanted to anounce our happiness to everyone here (especially Mr S Goatslayer who has kept us entertained for hours) and ask, seeing as we are having our next home built for us....what is the best (bearing price in mind) best home gym equipement they reckon we can go for....bearing in mind I'm a power lifter and she's a fitness, bodybuilding. nymphomaniac.....

Love you guys....even the idiots

 

[Test boy]

Sounds like you two will do most of your exercises "between the sheets." So get a great big, really nice bed. Do your 69's while you are standing and supporting her. Great lower back and quad exercise. Just remember to work your quads whilst holding her. By the way...CONGRATULATIONS!

 

[AziaReign]

CONGRATS to the both of you!!!! I wish you well in your beautiful union together in life!

Please post some pics from the wedding???

Where do you 2 plan to go on your honeymoon???

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Congratulations.

As for equipment, I would use an olympic bar with cement filled skulls instead of plates. You may need to extend the bar, but that is of no great inconvenience. Need a platform? I would use a fat woman, that should be plenty high. If you need to lower the platform, slit her throat and bleed her out, the loss of blood should cause her body to decrease in size a little.

Cardio will be done via chasing the neighbourhood kids around with a samurai sword. If you catch one, throw it in the air and see how many pieces you can slice it into before it hits the ground. Make a game out of it, try to beat your old PR's each night.

Good luck monsieur.

 

[WarriorPL]

LOL @ SG ahaaaahahaha

 

[nickd]

Thats good to hear. Hope everything works out.

 

[SleepingFist]

Thank you SG and everyone, we are working on the basement now....as for nickd...are you supporting the post or SGs idear of fun?

 

[Superbabe]

sleeping fist I love you. Don't forget you promised to bend me over and take advantage as soon as I get home tonight. I am looking forward to it.

Enjoy your coffee.