Subject: SIGNS YOUR WATCHING TOO MUCH FOOTBALL

[38DoubleDamnGood]

Signs You're Watching Too Much Football

10. Before sex, you flip a coin to see who will receive

9. You've been banned from the A&P for spiking melons

8. To feel closer to some of your favorite players, you tear the
cartilage in your knee

7. The kids bring home a good report card and you dump Gatorade on'em

6. Most humans: 75% water, you: 75% chip dip

5. During sex, you use a play clock

4. You pay $22 million to have Deion Sanders shovel off your driveway

3. For the last two months, you've been wearing nothing but a cup

2. You fell in love with your wife because she looks like John Madden

1. After sex, you go for the 2-point conversion

 

[Code]

Message:
Funny.

 

[Code]

Heh heh


Code, are you OK? What have you been up to lately?

No time to mess with the web lately.

But it's aight.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

3 weeks of regular season and then 4 weeks of playoffs and the football season is over. who else gets seriously depressed after football season ends?

 

[38DoubleDamnGood]

3 weeks of regular season and then 4 weeks of playoffs and the football season is over. who else gets seriously depressed after football season ends?

I sincerely do and it is really bad.

 

[Bigsatan13]

I can't understand how anyone can watch that mindless game. Stare at the television for hours on end. What a waste of time. If you claim you like the sport, then play it! Sitting in the stands as a spectator is lame.

 

[38DoubleDamnGood]

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[WODIN]

PREACH ON BIGSATAN!! PREACH ON!!!

LOL!!!!

I like to watch a game on occassion. I have some relatives who live for football and its just damn sad.

 

[Bigsatan13]

Like Joe Dirt says, Life's a garden, dig it!
Or was it, You're my sister! You're my sister!